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alex-falcone
Alex Falcone
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"A blue check comedy writer" - Fox News. As seen on The Late Show w/ Stephen Colbert and Portlandia. Suggest a stop for my 2023 standup tour and buy merch: http://linktr.ee/alexfalcone
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alex-falcone · 2 years ago
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The people haven't spoken but I assume if they did, they'd ask for another episode of "Guess what these hands are making."
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alex-falcone · 2 years ago
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Who am I to stand in the way of progress
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alex-falcone · 2 years ago
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The story about how pen spinning led to meeting my soul mate.
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alex-falcone · 2 years ago
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In a million years I wouldn't have guessed this.
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alex-falcone · 2 years ago
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Just some cozy things I'd like to lay on instead of being cold.
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alex-falcone · 2 years ago
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What's better, cat videos or fresh baked bread?
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alex-falcone · 2 years ago
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Today in unnecessarily gendered videos.
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alex-falcone · 2 years ago
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I'm home sick so I'm playing my favorite game: things I'd like to lay on that I'm not currently allowed to lay on.
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alex-falcone · 2 years ago
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I'm completely disillusioned with groundhog day. It could be so much better!
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alex-falcone · 2 years ago
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Welcome to the world's okayest game show.
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alex-falcone · 2 years ago
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It's a must haven't for every home.
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alex-falcone · 2 years ago
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Quick question. How do you adjust your glasses?
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alex-falcone · 2 years ago
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One year anniversary of this super cute moment.
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alex-falcone · 2 years ago
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You ever check in on all the people who have your same name just to make sure you're still the best one?
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alex-falcone · 2 years ago
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The worst part of family group chat is when my mom says stuff like this I have to just... let it go?
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alex-falcone · 2 years ago
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Final episode of 2022 of my series checking in to see if movies got it right about the future.
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alex-falcone · 2 years ago
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Finally got to eat at a restaurant created by my favorite legendary chef.
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