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This is how the Buddha trapped Sun Wukong.

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I am a time traveller and I don't know what point in history it is. I am at a beach and there is a horseshoe crab. This does not help.

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Why are you afaid of the dark?

Its the dark that tells you its night. That tells you its time to sleep. That says you can rest. That says "Its alright. You're done. You did it. You can rest now. You did so well and I am so proud of you."

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No, actually. Any time it rains, I could go out into the storm and shout "You are wonderful. There are so many people and plants and frogs that rely on you and rejoice when you bless them. You love and are loved by the world itself."

What I wish is that it would hear and undersrand me.

I wish I could tell the rain how much it is loved.

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I wish I could tell the rain how much it is loved.

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You did it again. On twitter, something about a gem that speaks to you in your sleep. A gem you don't want others to have.

whyd you delete that post

what post

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PAPYRUS AND SANS THE SKELETONS WERE NAMED AFTER FONTS? WHY HAVE I ONLY JUST REALISED THIS?

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I did, you wax-ridden, pharaoh-cursed, cheese-eating, insolent, amorphous rodent.

I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

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Oh, god. Heaven forbid⸮ What have you been doing all this time, if not that?

Feeling very unethical today, might spread hate

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Hey, pukicho's blood is somewhere out there. Who wants to go steal it?

How was your day dude

I went to the doctors I got my blood drawn. I was extremely brave.

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"Now all the corpses that litter that battlefield can just lie there safe under the knowledge that they snuffed it under a flag of peace and can now happily decompose in a land of freedom."

David Lister (Red Dwarf)

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“Have fun, guys. I’ll see you on the other side of history. Contact light.” The last words of Svetlana Kosmonyev, the first person to enter a black hole (12:45 12/6/2179) translated from C22 Russian.

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Reminder that Varrick's first name is Iknik.

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Hello Jon, apologies for the deception, but it was actually me, Dio.

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Hellooooooo Archivist!