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I just... Thought of a new polycube. The Old Man Polycube. Please be good with me while I explain this thing. First of all, the big badass name:

Burning-Silent-Dark-Faerie

Now, some points to notice as to how/when this happens in the context:

White Lily dies so Elder Faerie can live. He becomes the wielder of the Light of Freedom

Dark Cacao and Elder Faerie have met eachother before and had a fleeting romance before the Dark Flour War.

The beasts had a poly-relationship before they got corrupted.

Burning Spice gets very interested in Dark Cacao after fighting against him and losing. Somehow, the bitter king also falls for the Beast

Silent Salt betrayed the Beasts helping Elder Faerie & The Witches. They planted the Silver Tree together and became very close during that time.

Dark Cacao and Silent Salt have a lot of things in common. Though their relationship Is more of friends with benefits rather than lovers.

Elder Faerie and Burning Spice tolerate eachother enough.

This all starts with BurningCacao and ElderSalt, when they notice they have liked one another in the past (Except BS and EF). And so, out of curiosity, Burning Spice and Elder Faerie decide to all meet and present Dark Cacao to Silent Salt. The two dark warriors hit it off smoothly. The reunion brings back unresolved feelings from every side, and none of them want to break their current relationships. So, they decide to try and make a relationship of four work. This is how it works between them:

Some other things: They are all very much isolated from their respective groups. They do many activities together either the 4 or just 3 of them. Tension between Burning Spice and Elder Faerie Is so high they can't be in the same room during fun night activities. Dark Cacao is the only one that doesn't know how Silent Salt's face looks like, yet he is ok to wait until he wins that honor. Silent Salt is mute, he uses sign language to communicate.

I'd like to write about my polycubes someday (I'm on finals heeeeeeelp). For now I'd like to answer questions about them.

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Look at this adorable little gang.

Worst artist in the BurningCheese community decides to get uppity (again), makes fankid collage/group photo in celebration of us all sharing a brain cell

Left to right:

Leftmost is @stories4eve 's (1)*

Little bro being a nuisance up north is @sunny-sourzii 's (2)

To their right, and to the immediate left of the middle one, is @estarletnova 's (3)

Middle Pepper Jack, aka the best and coolest and most adorable one, is my little guy

Pepper Jack immediately to the right of mine is @ewitsewwie 's (5)

And then next to that, furthest right, is @rawaso 's (6) I'm still extremely sorry for thinking yours looked too similar to mine. What a fucking blunder honestly. I need new glasses

Bonus panel featuring my little guy's sister, titled "I Got Really Tired At The End And Just Wanted To Scribble". There are suddenly six versions of Matar Paneer's brother, at least one of them not even being a boy(?), and she is extremely confused. Either somebody explains to her what's going on or she starts stabbing the other 5 with her katar because she thinks they're evil doppelgangers of some sort

If any of the artists tagged here want the individual doodles of their kiddies just let me know. I made sure to save them all before editing them together. I'll send them to your ask box(es) or something

*I'm sorry to Eve for changing your kid's look. I honestly could not make sense of his appearance no matter how hard I tried. The other ones were difficult enough for me as they were lol. I did this for my own sake. Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa

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I saw a tierlist of Beast x Ancients ships on Twitter. They had BitterSpice in the second-worst tier. And so I couldn't Let it slide 😤.

Here is my tierlist:

The last tier is not because I hate them, I just don't like the ships. There's only one ship I hate and it's not here. If You want to make your own tierlist of BxA, here's the link:

Thanks to the creator for this 🙏

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Hello there. I have binge-watched the trailers of ES so much and noticed a few thingies here and there. This is an exposition of said things:

1- The arrow from the Cupid Cookie (I don't remember his name) strikes Hollyberry's Soul Jam. Then flowers come out of Hollyberry Cookie. Everything turns suddenly white and said flowers then make the road to the paradise as she falls back. This is why I believe she is either under a dream or enchanted by the Arrow.

2- There seem to be many grapes as decoration in the Paradise. This fruit is often associated with the god of parties and wine: Dyonisius. They also meant abundance, fertility and harvest, and are a common representation of Christ's blood in Christianty. They could mean many things in these aspects, specially relating to Christian matters as we keep going.

3- Before Eternal Sugar Cookie descends from the heavens like a divine messenger, little angels with trumpets announce her entrance. This representations were called Puttos from the Renaissance, and were related to profane feelings initially (Such as Sloth) before they were romanticed. And they appear playing trumpets, which mark the beggining of the apocalypse according to the apostate John.

4- Bleeding Heart is not only is a type of flowers that seems to be part of the inspiration for Eternal Sugar. It has another meaning in the dictionary: "A person who makes an ostentatious or excessive display of pity or concern for others". This might hint at a toxic ammount of care of pity from Eternal Sugar. And since it's surrounded by six wings as a Seraphin, which powers were to heal according to the judaism.

There sure are more things that I missed. The trailer is very detailed and focuses on visuals. There's also a lot more of people on Twitter desciphering the trailers. If You want to know more you can search for information there 😊. Thanks for reading.

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I uh... Made this a long time ago and it may need some recolor but I guess this is basically it. This is only my feelings on the pairings, ok? I can always explain which bond or make it more clear. Anyways, here you go!

I reached the tag limit? Is there really a tag limit 😳. Anyways I keep going below:

MysticLily, EternalLily, WhiteSugar, SilentSpice, BurningSalt.

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EVERYONE WHO'S INTO FRENCHJESTER AND THE SCRAMBLED LOVERS LOOK!

They look so cute and adorableeeeeee 😖.

Friendship, joy, faithfulness, rebirth, and something about christmas. So glad to be able to see this scene in real.

-Pinkyberry, dear! Look at these flowers! Aren't they beautiful? - Oh, of course, she wasn't alone in this. "Pinkyberry" Cookie looked around and found a very fine maiden, blue dough, a simple dress, and mismatched blue eyes. -You can buy them if you want, Starry Milk Cookie. They'd look good on your hair- She had gone ahead, taking a few coins from her purse to give them to the flower seller. -Go on! Choose whatever you want

Inspired by @almellow-crk "Scrambled Lovers AU" fic, chapter three (aka the shadowberry chapter :]]

I wanna do some more of these soon, i just have to find time to do it

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Aw shit. Here we go again. Though honestly, it would be so funny if someone tried to steal my work of cookies kissing. What a loser, right 😮‍💨?

Anyways, to my fellow writers and readers, be aware. Check your posts, do damage control. I don't know what to do in this scenario, only spread awareness. At least it seems like my fics are still there.

AO3 has been scraped, once again.

As of the time of this post, AO3 has been scraped by yet another shady individual looking to make a quick buck off the backs of hardworking hobby writers. This Reddit post here has all the details and the most current information. In short, if your fic URL ends in a number between 1 and 63,200,000 (inclusive), AND is not archive locked, your fic has been scraped and added to this database.

I have been trying to hold off on archive locking my fics for as long as possible, and I've managed to get by unscathed up to now. Unfortunately, my luck has run out and I am archive locking all of my current and future stories. I'm sorry to my lovelies who read and comment without an account; I love you all. But I have to do what is best for me and my work. Thank you for your understanding.

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I really enjoyed your scrambled lovers au fic (especially the shadowberry and puresalt chapters) and I wanted to know if I could make fanart of it? I will credit you ofc!!

Ty for the content u made :]

Fanart? For one of my fics? Thank you for asking and OF COURSE YOU CAN! PRETTY PLEASE!

I'm so happy when people enjoy my rare/crackpairings. Specially these. I had the idea for a valentine's fic revolving on Ancient x Beast but not counterparts (Mostly because I wanted BitterSpice in it), along with other ideas. Good thing this one won the poll.

Shadowberry (A.K.A FrenchJester) and PureSalt came after shiftling and playing with dynamics a little. Hollyberry is a bit chaotic in my opinion and that matches Shadow Milk's freak. And with Pure Vanilla and Silent Salt is the same boduguard love with medieval tunes.

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Fankids for my Scrambled Lovers AU! (The one with BitterSpice, WingedLesbians, FrenchJester, PureSalt and MysticLily). Ask me more about them please. I want to ramble more

Spicy Bombon Cookie: Magic/Middle Row/Darkness+Fire. Daughter of Burning Spice and Dark Cacao, next queen of the Dark Cacao Kingdom. She doesn't get along with her bigger brother because of his betrayal and alliance to Dark Enchantress Cookie (Dark Cacao has already forgiven him, this is just Spicy Bombon being vindictive). Training with her father since day one to become a reliable queen and warrior. Always smiling, only family and close friends can identify a true or false smile. She has a very good relationship with her other dad, too, he's the only one that understands her more "chaotic" side. Engaged to Kanafeh Cookie.

Soulstone: This stone holds a piece of Spicy Bombon Cookie's soul. Feels a bit heavy, but there's a fire inside waiting to be unraveled.

Korintje Cinnamon Cookie: Defense/Front Row/Fire. Adopted daughter of Burning Spice and Dark Cacao. She has a slow mind and learning things is difficult for her. Trained mostly by Burning Spice Cookie. If she is capable of stopping his blow then nothing can beat her. She has a very sturdy body that blocks and parries attacks without a shield. She doesn't smile or laugh often, Dark Cacao Cookie is maybe the one who can read them better. Coddled by everyone in the family, even her big brother, with whom she get's very well. In fact, there's no single cookie that dislikes her. How can they when her confused expression is so cute?

Soulstone: This stone holds a piece of Korintje Cinnamon Cookie's soul. It's warm and cozy, perfect to hug in a cold night.

Kanafeh Cookie: Ranged/Last Row/Wind. Son of two ladies that spoiled him roten. If someone look past from his absurd entirlement and materialistic needs, they'll see how caring and attentive he can be. Prince and future King of the Golden Cheese Kingdom, someday, when he's able to differentiate between desire and need. Golden Cheese Cookie is working on that matter. Coached by Eternal Sugar Cookie, his singing is so good he can use it to attack enemies (Besides his double wielding swords). He already has fans fawning over him, and might soon release an album. Who could deny him of such thing?Engaged to Spicy Bombon Cookie.

Soulstone: This stone holds a piece of Kanafeh Cookie's soul. It reflects a beautiful and strong light of hope.

Soy Milk Cookie: Bomber/Front Row/ No-Element. The first born of Hollyberry Cookie and Shadow Milk Cookie. All the family fawned over him when he was born. And yet, he grew up to be relatively normal. That is, if one doesn't count how manipulative and hipnotic he is, taking a lot of lessons from Black Sapphire Cookie. Likes to face challenges head on, kicking everything out of his way just like his mother does (Though he uses his brain and not his muscles to do it). If life is a circus, he is the master of ceremonies, the Marshal, making the show go on without a hitch. And also throws magic tricks and whole shows to his family, even if Shadow Milk Cookie it's a little dissapointed that his kid didn't took in more his traits.

Soulstone: This stone holds a piece of Soy Milk Cookie's soul. It won't let you look away until the everything finishes. No matter what, the show must go on!

Gooseberry Cookie: Support/Middle Row/Poison. Twin son of Shadow Milk and Hollyberry. Very easygoing, carefree and happy most of the time. Has a half-happy masc covering the left side of his face to match with his twin brother. He only cried two times in all his short life: because he was hungry, and because of his twin brother. Get's along greatly with his mom and two big brothers and sister, and with a certain cookie that protects the kingdom in the jungle. His acting skills makes his father proud. One time he managed to steal a whole can of cookies and managed to not look culprit.

Soulstone: This stone holds a piece of Gooseberry Cookie's soul. These bright colors doesn't make you want to smile? Like it wants to share it's happiness with you?

Acai Berry Cookie: Support/Middle Row/Poison. Twin son of Hollyberry and Shadow Milk. A scaredy cat, a poor wet dog, all the negativity supressed from his parents manifested into him. Feels like the black sheep in the lousy family, is scared to make friends because he thinks he has nothing to offer. Has a half-sad masc covering his right side of his face due to an accident when he was little. Always behind his twin or father, only getting along with the quietest part of his family and his twin. So quiet he is, that you wouldn't notice if he walked towards you in a library.

Soulstone: This stone holds a piece of Acai Berry Cookie's soul. These gloomy colors doesn't make you want to cry? Like it wants to take away all the sad things in the world?

Biscuit Crusader Cookie: Charge/Front Row/Light. Son of Pure Vanilla Cookie and Silent Salt Cookie. Nobody knows how he was trained, he follows a strict justice system that is suspected he learned from his quiet guardian. He is direct, short-worded and stubborn. He has no interest in ruling the Vanilla Kingdom, he considers he can do more for Crispia as a knight than as a king. And if a relative takes the throne, his main duty will be to protect them.

Soulstone: This stone holds a piece of Biscuit Crusader Cookie's soul. Albeit still distant, it radiates safety and protection from within.

Chrysanthemum Cookie: Ambush/Last Row/No-Element. Daughter of White Lily Cookie and Mystic Flour Cookie. She is soon to be the leader of the Faerie Kingdom, and once her mother is gone, she will also take the role of the Tree's Guardian. Many doubt she comes straight from her mothers, since she was born a faerie. But there's a very logical counter argument for that. She got both the beast's eyes and her mother's thirst for knowledge. But this time, her life investigation is not about the purpose of cookiekind... Very quiet girl, but elegant and seemingly delicate. Someone gave her a scythe as a gift and it became her favorite weapon.

Soulstone: This stone holds a piece of Chrysanthemum Cookie's soul. While holding it, your own soul feels a pang of dread.

Some general facts about this new generation of heroes.

•Spicy Bombon absolutely dislikes Kanafeh's flirty self, part of it because he is the son of his mother.

•Biscuit Crusader and Soy Milk have a 👎Friendly👍 rivalry for Korintje Cinnamon. She doesn't even notices, and neither of them are ready to face her parents

•Gooseberry and Acai Berry are grounded innthe Hollyberry Kingdom until they reach adulthood (In 3 years) after a certain incident that left their parents worried and protective.

•Chrysanthemum Cookie spends most of her time researching. The only one with whom she keeps a steady friendship is with Biscuit Crusader.

•Every time the ancients have a meeting, they try to bring their kids too to let them know eachother and play, hoping they form a strong bond. Sometimes Soy Milk and Kanafeh manage to make the meeting a battle ground.

•Acai Berry only considers Korintje Cinnamon his friend. She is the only one that doesn't look at him with pity and actually believes him when he tells her about the eyes on his hair.

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Here's a finished Burning Spice x Dark Cacao fic.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64187806

I liked this Modern!AU a lot. So much I have actually started to think of many ideas for it involving Scrambled Lovers. You can always ask if you are curious to know more 🥰.

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I come here offering offering a "Understand My Ship" in BitterSpice version. See my vision? You can always ask if You are curious of more about them. Now let me elaborate eachother thing more:

Big/Little Spoon: They both end up in each position. Depends on who is in need for more cuddles. Sometimes it's too hard and they barely spend all night/day together. They need to use all the time they can. They sleep together only when they need to, and if Burning Spice wants a cold pillow to hold onto, if Dark Cacao needs to feel the warm of a heartbeat, the other complies.

Lends/Borrows Clothes: Never happened, but if it did, Dark Cacao would give his clothes to Burning Spice. They are both almost same size.

Petnames: They have two sets of nicknames: Cacao and Spice (Main Ingredients) to be more intimate with eachother, King and Warrior when they are playfully bantering or just having fun.

Introvert/Extrovert: Self explanatory I think. Dark Cacao doesn't talk much unless he is prompted, and sometimes is adamant about sharing personal details of his life. Burning Spice does most of the talk and flirt. He says what he thinks without second thought.

Affection: They don't say "I love you" much, neither compliments. Dark Cacao writes poems, yes, but his biggest shows of love are in their escapades, how he always have ideas for secret dates, how they lay close and snuggles. Burning Spice is the same. He is the one who initiates kisses, holding hands, hugs, and more intimate stuff.

Confession: That suits better for a fic 🤫

Bugs: One fought against two dragons and Thanos, the other is literally called "Great Destroyer". Do you think a cockroach can stop them???

Driving: Dark Cacao has the patience to learn how to drive. Burning Spice would throw the manual away and drive like Sponge Bob if he was granted a vehicle.

Cooking: Both of them can cook, but Burning Spice is more attached to cooking than Dark Cacao. Is part of who he is, and he knows a great variety of dishes. He prepares some for Dark Cacao, too, in exchange of cousines. His favorite dishes are the spicy, bitter, and salad ones, while Dark Cacao prefers bitterness and seafood.

PDA: Dark Cacao is a King, he needs to maintain a certain image as the ruler of his kingdom. In secret he is very touchy and looking for contact, but in public is very weird to see him holding hands. Burning Spice doesn't really care for the public and still want to be close.

Overprotective/Chill: No need to worry here. If Dark Cacao was weak, Burning Spice would have never took interest in him. Both are strong for themselves, against eachother, and a forcé to shatter the continent if they are together. It also brings them safety and peace.

Relationship Experience: One Night Stands DON'T count as a relationship, Burning Spice. He fooled around (always on top) until he got bored of it and stopped looking for sex. He only felt attracted to strong opponents after all. Then came Dark Cacao to re-open the gates. The bitter king has had relationships in the past, too, but not many. The two most important ones were with Dark Choco's mom and Second Watcher (Yes they had something until Dark Cacao got to know his future queen). Then he opened his heart again to Burning Spice.

Horniness: Burning Spice always starts the action. Always with a kiss or touches. This is a new territory for him (As a bottom) and he is ecstatic to explore it. He likes it rough, likes to be used, it's crazy how in such activities the other's body remains so cold. Also, when Dark Cacao looses his cool and succumbs to his desires is SO hot for him. Dark Cacao is ok with having sex only once in a month. Rarely initiates, but very few times has denied the contact. He likes making love more than fucking. He likes seeing Burning Spice confused and yearning expression, how vulnerable he looks when they take their time.

Awkwardness: Burning Spice has no shame, and Dark Cacao is a little bit of a prude. That's why some times there are these tense moments where they don't know what to say or expect.

Jealousy: Burning Spice has had these thoughts, but they are easily ridden off his mind. He might feel some irritation when Dark Cacao talks about Second Watcher, or about his group of very close friends. He's vocal about it, and it earns him some irritation in return, or a roll of eyes if Dark Cacao finds it amusing.

And... That's it!

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Crossposted from Twitter about the current situation with Fire Spirit. Honest opinion:

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I've been having DarkCustard thoughts too. So how about a short story? One chapter-long, only one word to describe the story. Choose well.

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Seeing how Eternal Sugar Cookie is the next one coming, I have a very good theory about her powers and part of her story in the game. It's something that has been said a lot, but I want to add my opinion and idea. In short, Eternal Sugar Cookie's power could be:

Dreams/Nightmares Manipulation:

She is, until now, the Beast of Sloth. Negligence, boredom or carelessness in the things we are obliged to do. And most of the time Sloth is associated with sleep, because someone ignoring their obligations is more likely to be playing or resting.

Eternal Sugar Cookie was once the Protector of Happiness, made to make everyone happy. But how, since everyone's concept of happiness is different? And making a cookie happy might make another unhappy, too. So much stress from her duty alone might have caused some narcolepsy on her. And instead of doing her duty right, she decided to take the easy way. There was one way to make all of her subjects happy: Through their dreams.

Manipulating the Realm of Dreams would be an easier job than do something in real life. So She would sing lullabies to her subjects as a spell of eternal slumber, making her able to control their dreams. Inside them, she could do anything the cookies wanted, make each and every single one of them happy. But it's a hollow sense of happiness, a dream that's not real. And those who noticed it would try to wake up and escape from a prison of fake happiness. All those who rebeled against her, Eternal Sugar Cookie would turn their eternal dreams into nightmares.

Just as well as she knows her cookies biggest desires, she also knows their deepest fears and traumas. She makes their dreams a Hell for even thinking of standing up against her after she gave them the chance to be "happy forever". Maybe she can morf many dreams in a single one, making all her "good" subjects live in a perfect dream paradise while the ungrateful who rejected her gift would suffer forever forever in their eternal slumber

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I usually don't reblog my own stuff but there's been a mistake here. I placed a link for a BurningCacao fic instead of the PolyAncients fic. It's fixed now. Sorry for the mistake

I also have a PolyAncients fic if anyone wants to ready it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57954766

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This is a poll only for the BitterSpice Shippers and those that enjoy it. Just an itty bitty question that may or may not influence future writings.

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I'm thinking of a DarkCustard (A.K.A Dark Cacao Cookie x Custard Cookie) alternative universe where, instead of Custard's family being the sucessors of Pure Vanilla Cookie, they are actually cousins. Here's some headcannons and stuff:

• The original kingdom from where Pure Vanilla Cookie, Custard Cookie and Premier Custard Cookie was called Pure Orchid Kingdom. It was destroyed by Dark Enchantress Cookie

• Dark Enchantress Cookie is White Lily Cookie's mother in this AU

• While the cookies from the Pure Orchid Kingdom were settling somewhere else Pure Vanilla Cookie and the rest of the Ancient Heroes is often summoned by his cousin to act like boduguards.

• Custard Cookie is a spoiled brat trying to uphold his royal lineage.

• Dark Cacao Cookie and him hated eachother at first, but they developed love for eachother. They became a couple of young adults with their ups and downs.

Any question? You are free to ask me anything .