almostafemman

[almostafemman]

When a stranger thinks I’m a boy like

“Oh is this your brother”

“Oh is this you’re son”

“Who is he?”

I giggle inside- UNTIL THE NEXT THING I HEAR IS MY FAMILY MEMBER “CORRECTING THEM”

PLEASE STFUUUU LET ME LIVEEEE

Like that was my one chance of being a cis boy in their eyes and you STOLEEE that shit 😔😔😔

(Can you tell this just happened or nah :D)

[almostafemman]

Someone puhleaseeee give me songs recs that give you the kind of bittersweet feeling that feels sad but underneath has a hopeful undertone.

Idk if I explained that right but I need something to gimme a lil hope rn bc sad music surprisingly does not help a sad mood

[almostafemman]

Bro I genuinely can’t tell if I’m lazy or my mental health is taking the craziest nose dive off a cliff

Like is getting out of bed really that hard orrr 🤨

[almostafemman]

“Ah I must just be having a bad day, I’ll rest today so I’ll feel better tomorrow”

LIES. Sorry self but you’re just gonna have to work through these bad days. Cause you’ve been saying this shit for MONTHS.

That friends song basically foreshadowed my life just a tad

[almostafemman]

Yall ever sit and wonder what one must’ve done so wrong in another life to have been trapped in the wrong body

Me neither. I get that flipping unicorn. (I think. Haven’t seen the movie BUT seen the clip)

[almostafemman]

before you ask "are the gods mad at me?" THINK:

have you...

1. killed or maimed someone

2. killed or maimed an animal for purposes other than consuming/processing it

3. knowingly and purposefully hurled vile obscenities or insults at any god or gods

4. made it a life goal to be a terrible person

5. been a terf

IF YOU SAID NO TO ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS then girl you're fine go have a dr. pepper

[almostafemman]

Yall ever make a mistake and think there’s nothing you can do to fix it

Even if it’s like not that big of a mistake.

Or like you keep making the same small mistake and now you’re just annoyed with urself

[almostafemman]

“Do I look like a lesbian or a boy”

“I-“

“DONT ANSWER THAT- PLEASE DONT ANSWER THAT”

[almostafemman]

Makeup makes me dysphoric, not mainly in the way that it makes me look like a girl, but more so that I’ll never be able to wear it like a boy

[almostafemman]

I love sports!

Playing makes me happy till I remember every practice back and every game is a punch in the face that hurts more then any tackle. It is also the only place where I will never be a real boy. No matter how I look, sound, act like, I will be on a girls team to anyone watching.

So anyway what’s your favourite sport!

[almostafemman]

… I wasn’t wrong

I would cosplay as Fuuta if it didn’t just look like I was just a person in an asylum outfit/bondage outfit

[almostafemman]

who was gonna tell me I needed more then a week to make a cosplay D:

(My cousin who cosplays. Repeatedly.)

[almostafemman]

Alex meyers being sponsored by LOVE AND DEEPSPACE IS KILLING ME

This cannot be how I find out this game has a PERIOD TRACKER.

Idk why this had me rolling for a few minutes

[almostafemman]

Guysss I’m actually not trans!

Freud says I just got astronomical levels of penis envy :D

[almostafemman]

Chat do we tell my favourite teacher my real pronouns

Orrr do we stay silent bc we’d like my fav teacher to stay my fav teacher

Prob wouldn’t care if it was a teacher I hated but I actually look up to this one so :D

[almostafemman]

Working out as therapy is like

No nooo let’s not tie are self worth to our grades it’s not healthy..

Let’s tie it to how many push ups I can do.

[almostafemman]

Sometimes I’ll sing for so long I genuinely just have to not talk, sing, make a sound for the next couple hours.

Can’t bring myself to do it. I will actually lose it if I hear my own voice again