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I mean I get the whole Western queer media discourse. Where's my desi ghost gay ships at?????

Yesterday, I rewatched a Chhota Bheem movie. And the sheer gay allegations that Bheem and Krishna would not be able to dodge, especially in the whole "here's a gift that's basically a video call" arc.

Like hello sir?????????

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Omg so cuteeee

'who am i when the war is over?'

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telemachus being so happy that his dad is back for so many reasons and one of them being that he thinks he can finally have someone on his side whenever he and his mom disagree but odysseus turns out to be a “listen to your mom” type of husband

telemachus: hey i’m going out for a swim at the river tonight

odysseus: okay sure :) 

penelope: absolutely not 

odysseus: exactly absolutely not you are staying home right where we can see you young man

telemachus:

telemachus: dad can you ask mom if i can bring an extra ship with me

odysseus: of course, my son [goes to penelope] 

odysseus: my lovely wife, goddess divine

penelope: what

odysseus: your beauty brings me to my knees [walks away] 

penelope: ?

odysseus: [returns] she said no

telemachus: you. you didnt even try

telemachus: dad-

odysseus: what did your mom say 

telemachus: no

odysseus: yeah

telemachus: damn it

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Young Sheldon's Grooming problem

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Don't get me started on how this whole thing is pinned on Georgie, and before draw their pictchforks at me, yes, it was Georgie's fault for not being careful with Mandy, BUT, in missy's own words, he didn't fucking make that baby on his own. Mandy should've equally been careful, moreso than Georgie because she'll be the one carrying that damn baby. But that doesn't stop Audrey for pinning EVERYTHING on Georgie, like it's his fault he's so young, instead of focusing on the fact that HER DAUGHTER FUCKING GROOMED THIS KID LIKE AUDREY HAVE SOME SENSE. I'm mad at Connie in the same way because she let this happen, (tbh everyone let this happen but Connie more so than others). She found out first, and should've told Georgie to not pursue a relationship with someone older, because there is a huge power dynamic there.

I have a lot things about this that pisses me off, I might right an article about it later.

But like Mandy is a Groomer??

Can we talk about how Mandy from 'Young Sheldon' is grooming Georgie?? Because when she finds out Georgie is 17, she still pursues a relationship with him. She has sex with a minor EVEN AFTER she finds out he's 17, she feels upset that she set him up on a date, and she conveniently starts dating him and marries him right after he turns 18! Like COME ON. She ignores him first and that just makes him crave her attention more, and it's so disgusting because no one bats an eye! Instead, everyone blames Georgie for Mandy getting pregnant like Mandy wasn't also involved in the process! Mandy's mother blames Georgie for ruining her daughter's life like Mandy wasn't the one pursuing a relationship with Georgie after he conveniently turns 18.

Thank you for reading my rant :)

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dude I feel like the writers have a grooming fetish or something because CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW MARY WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN SHE MET GEORGE!? Also yes Missy dating an 18 yr old boy. I feel like all of this couldve been easily avoided by doing something else. Like making Mandy a teenager as well, so that it would make more sense for her parents to be angry at Georgie, or making Mary and George high school sweethearts, or REMOVING TOD ENTIRELY CUS HE SUCKED, but no the writers chose to go with this plotline which I find disgusting because I was a grooming victim, and it was not as funny as the writers think it is. I think we need to check who the writers are texting.

But like Mandy is a Groomer??

Can we talk about how Mandy from 'Young Sheldon' is grooming Georgie?? Because when she finds out Georgie is 17, she still pursues a relationship with him. She has sex with a minor EVEN AFTER she finds out he's 17, she feels upset that she set him up on a date, and she conveniently starts dating him and marries him right after he turns 18! Like COME ON. She ignores him first and that just makes him crave her attention more, and it's so disgusting because no one bats an eye! Instead, everyone blames Georgie for Mandy getting pregnant like Mandy wasn't also involved in the process! Mandy's mother blames Georgie for ruining her daughter's life like Mandy wasn't the one pursuing a relationship with Georgie after he conveniently turns 18.

Thank you for reading my rant :)

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telemachus’s gorgeous parents, odysseus and penelope

the queen’s gaze is as sharp and cunning as her husband’s, perhaps that is why he overlooked the beautiful helen for her. her bright eyes only seem to soften for him

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Oh no.

Oh god.

*STARTS SOBBING*

WHYYYYY

"Astynax (the infant) was quiet and didn't cry when Odysseus was holding him and was even smiling and reaching out for him, because Odysseus was wearing his helmet, so he must have thought it was his father, Hector, picking him up."

Me after reading this take:

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Smart boi

I think this happened in 'odysseus'

Telemacus: *fighting against the suitors, holding his ground but he's slipping*

Telemacus: *sees ody in the shadows, bow aimed at him and the suitors*

Telemacus: *stops fighting abruptly and goes slack*

Suitor: haha, got him

Ody: finally I can actually shoot my damn bow without hitting my kid

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MY GIRLS

find me

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We fell in love in October (That's why I love fall) [MLP Equestria Girls Fanfic]

We fell in love in October (That's why I love fall)

It's been a few months since the Dazzlings' attack, and CHS has started to come back to normal in order to start planning for the Inter-School Championship against Crystal Prep. Only the magic released from the portal to Equestria has started to affect the Mane-6, and the secret they're trying hard to keep is starting to leak out, attracting a curious nerd from Crystal Prep, and its up to Sunset Shimmer to keep it under wraps, all while trying not to fall for the curious bookworm.

(OR)

SCISET MOMENTS IN FRIENDSHIP GAMES

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Safe Haven

Safe Haven

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Mitosis AU – Doey the Doughman’s Fragmented Remains

Well, now that they’re three separate entities, things have gotten... complicated.

🔨 Kevin is trying to break down a locked door using Matthew as a hammer. Matthew, ever the optimist (or just concussed beyond reason), is convinced that this time he definitely felt it budge. (Spoiler: He didn’t.) 😵‍💫💫

👀 Meanwhile, Matthew and Kevin are in full paranoia mode. They skulk through hallways; slam doors shut and press themselves against walls like they’re in some kind of stealth mission 🎭. Meanwhile, Jack? He’s just walking straight ahead, completely unaware—or maybe just too lost in thought to care. 🚶💭

😢 Jack is off in a corner, hugging what little remains of the past, whispering apologies to no one in particular. For what? Who knows. But it’s sad, and we all feel bad. 💙💔

🎭 And then there are the disguises… Because obviously, slightly off-looking versions of those cheerful critters will totally fool everyone. 🐤🐺 Never mind that they’re stiff, awkward, and so visibly uncomfortable. But hey—A+ for effort, right? ⭐✨

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Odysseus, texting Polites: Hey, I just walked into the Spartan court and someone yelled dibs lol

(meanwhile)

Penelope, texting Helen: HELP I FUCKED UP. SOME HOT GUY WALKED INTO COURT AND I YELLED DIBS

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Reveal One shot

There's no morning glory, (it was war, it wasn't fair)

Victory isn't all its cracked up to be, is what Marinette realizes when she and Chat Noir finally bring down Hawk Moth. Sure, she can finally relax in her civilian form now that she no longer has the stress of protecting every single citizen of Paris, and she has the glory of being one of the people who brought down one of Paris's biggest menaces even though she was just 16 years old, but does it really matter when she ruined the life of one boy inadvertently? One boy who was her friend?

(OR)

Marinette realizes that stopping Hawk Moth only brought more problems, only they can't be solved by throwing her lucky charm in the air

(OR)

WHAT THE SHOW SHOULD'VE ACTUALLY DONE

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I think it'd be funny if Viktor gets along fine with children but babies make him real uncomfortable 😂

Jayce commune design is blueappleviktor's on twitter

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MAKE THIS CANON RIGHT NOW

Another post Ithaca Saga headcanon about Athena and Ody!

When he was younger Odysseus definitely forced Athena to learn a secret handshake between them. It's elaborate with like 5 steps and Athena grunted and complained every time they did it.

Post Ithaca saga, Athena was leaving and she went to greet Ody and Penelope along with Telemachus and when she went to greet him both of them instinctively did the secret handshake perfectly. It took them both 10 seconds to process what they had just done.

Odysseus was ecstatic because "You remember our super secret goddess and man best friend handshake!?". Athena was mortified because she honestly didn't think she actually still remembered THAT! Penelope is happy because she knows how much that friendship meant to both of them. Telemachus thinks that was the coolest thing ever and now wants to learn it so he can also do it with Athena!