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BREAKING NEWS!

Lead singer of Chaos Anthem, Nicola Jackson, wider known under xeir stage name Harper Law, spotted wearing shirt of the rival band Soft Violence! When questioned, they said: "Of course I'm a fan. Did you see how cute the lead singer is?"

Seven Lawless, xeir ex-boyfriend and lead singer of Soft Violence refused to comment on the matter.

Are those lead singers secretly back together? Or is it just another one of Harper's jokes? Time will tell.

Seriously, check @infamous-if , chapter 3 came out and I'm chewing on it, it's so good. My baby won the first week's challenge and now they are on the road of winning everyone's heart (especially the heart of their ex... But shh)

Also, Harper has many different incarnations in different ifs, I just have hugeee infamous brainrot rn

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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

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Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?

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Auntie Ethel's vicious mockery towards my Tav (Vierna Vorpalblade)

"I greet the child of a great house Vandree! Oh, my bad, this one's a dupe!"

"Vorpalblade? All I see is Fraudblade!"

"Draavalyn Arkenval!"

"Greet your mommy when I'll send you to Hells!"

"Twice as stupid as greedy!"

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Sometimes arson is a question and the answer is "yes". Just ask the Inquisitor "Lavellan".

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Vierna (my Tav) meeting Len'ehn (my Inquisitor)

Both are also short, androgynous and like fire spells

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the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

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@stvrmgeist confirmed that Kay talks heavily with her native accent when upset, Vierna does the same but with accent of their patron's court. Rest of the camp got used to it after act 1

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Baldur's Gate 3 Character Development Questions:

1: Where in the Faerûn is your Tav from?

2: What is your character's alignment?

3: Race and subclass?

4: If your Tav was a companion, where would they be found?

5: Dark Urge or no?

6: What companion are you platonically close with?

7: Romantically close with?

8: Who are they suspicious of?

9: Is your Tav from Baldur's Gate? Why are they travelling there?

10: Are they proficient in playing any instruments?

11: Weapon of choice?

12: What is their orientation?

13: What are their thoughts on killing? Is it a necessary evil or do they enjoy it?

14: What hobbies does your Tav have?

15: What NPC's do they like? Which one's do they dislike?

16: Do they have a favorite creature in the Faerûn?

17: Do they enjoy life as an adventurer?

18: What would your Tav be doing if they weren't kidnapped on the Nautiloid?

19: How do you think they'll meet they're end?

20: Would they destroy the elder brain or control it?

21: What is your Tav's favorite spell?

22: What languages is your character fluent in?

23: What do they do after the absolute crisis?

24: Does your character believe in the afterlife?

25: What arcana major best represents your Tav?

26: What animal best represents your Tav?

27: What was their life like before the events of BG3?"

28: Is your character the de facto leader of the party? Or do they consider someone else to be the leader?

29: Does your Tav want to utilize the tadpole powers or not?

30: What's your favorite thing about your Tav?

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Inquisitor Leriel Lavellan (true name: Len'nehn Varis) in his whole glory

Sphynx made me do it @stvrmgeist

They send me this and how could I NOT draw this

But I guess they expected Vierna to rock those pants 🤷

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My two Tavs and a Durge. I do have a favourite child. And I'm not apologetic

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As the mom of the group, Vierna HAS a record of throwing shoes at people who annoyed them. Mostly Gale. And Lae'zel. Those boots from Tara made it much easier.

I think Gale felt right at home when he got hit with them for the first time. Because if I know anything about anything is the fact that in every european-coded household there is that one mother/grandmother that uses some sort of shoe as a weapon

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Don't get any paladins near Vierna. They WILL accidentally force them to break their oath.

Source: three Oathbreakers Paladins in Vierna's camp. That was hell of an outing.

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Astarion and Vierna's OTP chart!

The pale symbols are early-game, the darker one are post-game.

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My Tav is having fun

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I can't believe that after ending the Oscar Fervas storyline you don't get to choose to get your lover painted instead of you. Especially when you are romancing Astarion.

Vierna 100% was like: No, don't paint me, paint my pale elf. Or paint us together if you really want to paint my face. But paint him or I'll terrorize you until give me back those 200 gold, a percentage from the loan and saving-from-dead-ex fee. I'm a drow, I'm good at terrorizing others.