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Every time I think about drows my mood lightens up

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Ah Tabai is one of the sexiest assassins to ever exist.

Let’s hate on Edward together, babe. (I don’t actually hate him but Ah Tabai is Edwards No. 1 hater, especially at the beginning)

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Did you know?

Ah Tabai will only appear oiled up in the remake of assassin’s creed black flag. Rumours say it will be coconut oil.

I love spreading misinformation.

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No guillotine could take away the head I’d give these two.

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Y’all… holy shit. HOLY. MOTHERFUCKING. HELL. I know why people hate his design but god… that chain. The arms… my god. I need to go into my mind palace… I never thought I‘d simp for Arlong. I understand furries now.

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Acquiring consent and respecting boundaries are actually incredibly easy to do if you're not short-sighted and selfish.

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Sofia couldn’t handle ALLAT!!!!! I could. I need him in a way that is concerning to feminism.

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Miguel O’hara x Reader

Warning: NSFW (overstimulation, oral)

Very short. Gender neutral. Oral. Reader receiving. Enjoy. I’m always open for feedback.

“Miguel, please… I’m begging you. God… fuck… I’m gonna cum again…”, you cried out.

He didn’t move an inch but kept a steady pace between your legs, sucking and licking you like there was no tomorrow. His arms were tightly locked around your waist, keeping you from moving away.

You felt another orgasm building up as you clawed into his arms. The pain of the overstimulation and the feeling of the orgasm were nearly too much.

“Miguel you bastard… fuck…”

Just like that you came all over his face.

You let yourself fall onto the bed completely weak.

Miguel finally removed himself from between your legs. His face dripping wet from your release.

“Are you okay?”, he asked, licking the excess off his lips.

“Absolutely not… thank you.”

“You deserved that for your good work.”, he said that before grabbing a towel.

Carefully he cleaned you up. The rough fabric of the towel against your overstimulated genitals made you hiss.

He threw the towel across the room and then laid down next to you, hugging you tightly, caressing your arm as he gave you some hungry kisses.

“Fourth round?”

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By the ten… this man is so gorgeous from every angle.

I would crawl through 3 kilometres of needles on the ground, swim across a pool filled with piranhas, fight 10 000 lions and drink acid to give him a hug.

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Till the face paint melts of his face.🙏😫😫

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I wanna give this man the sloppiest, nastiest, toe curling, eye rolling, tear dropping, sheet gripping hair pulling, mouthwatering, appetizing, soul taking, astonishing, passionate, thrilling, death dropping, unholy, headache giving, wateriest, messiest, fastest, pleasing head ever.

WOOOF WOOOOOF WOOOOOOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOOF BARK BARK BARK AWOOGA WOOGA

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I just came. God he is so hot. Please. I need him to destroy me, rip me in half and make me unable to speak or walk for a week. It’s urgent.

Credit: “caltrilla” on TikTok

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I am at school thinking about Attuma. Bitch won’t leave my head. Please I need some blue dick. 🙏🙏 I love blue men, they’re superior.

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