anxiousandpessimistic
anxiousandpessimistic
TheAnxiousOne(off key kazoo)
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My all time job is making people go bald, and i am a menace, a problem and an issue. Hope I make you laugh and have a good day, heteros, hoes and homos.
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anxiousandpessimistic · 4 days ago
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anxiousandpessimistic · 4 days ago
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aw thank you for adding me!
A: APT-
N- no longer you
X: XO (only if you say yes)
I: it's been so long
O: ordinary
U: umbrella
S: sinking town
A: angels
N: nothing breaks like a heart
D: done for
P:prelude 12/21
E:everybody loves me
S: scylla
S: stupid with love
I: I wanna be yours
M: monster
I: insane
S: suffering
T: takedown
I: inside
C: comics
and for my mutuals: @sifuhother, @daphnebutnotreally, @restrainedchaoticperson, @pyr0themaniac, @skatermusic, @samlikesbooks, @crazyinspirationaldreams, @mintmont, @oakthefrog
I finally remembered to do this today - thanks for tagging me @numberonestuckyshipper!
Task: Pick a song for every letter in your tumblr-URL. Tag at least as many people as there are letters in your URL.
Challenging myself this time by picking only songs that are not in english 😁
Tanzt du noch einmal mit mir? - Broilers
Elle me dit - Mika
Silencio - David Bisbal
Schwarz zu blau - Peter Fox
Alors On Danse - Revolverheld
Bonnie & Clyde - Die Toten Hosen
Entre dos tierras - Heroes del Silencio
Nous debout - Zaz
Nur ein Wort - Wir sind Helden
Ein Sommer nur für mich - Die Ärzte
Torna a casa - Maneskin
Let's see if I can tag this many people... @tree-of-blue-squirrel @somethingsgottasaveyou @somanywords @duckinatruck @random-jot and/or @tomsmusictaste (is this cheating?) @mentalmeles @stuckydrewx @juiceboxdrink @hipsterdiva @unscharf-an-den-raendern and whoever else wants to do this ✌️
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anxiousandpessimistic · 4 days ago
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I finally remembered to do this today - thanks for tagging me @numberonestuckyshipper!
Task: Pick a song for every letter in your tumblr-URL. Tag at least as many people as there are letters in your URL.
Challenging myself this time by picking only songs that are not in english 😁
Tanzt du noch einmal mit mir? - Broilers
Elle me dit - Mika
Silencio - David Bisbal
Schwarz zu blau - Peter Fox
Alors On Danse - Revolverheld
Bonnie & Clyde - Die Toten Hosen
Entre dos tierras - Heroes del Silencio
Nous debout - Zaz
Nur ein Wort - Wir sind Helden
Ein Sommer nur für mich - Die Ärzte
Torna a casa - Maneskin
Let's see if I can tag this many people... @tree-of-blue-squirrel @somethingsgottasaveyou @somanywords @duckinatruck @random-jot and/or @tomsmusictaste (is this cheating?) @mentalmeles @stuckydrewx @juiceboxdrink @hipsterdiva @unscharf-an-den-raendern and whoever else wants to do this ✌️
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anxiousandpessimistic · 15 days ago
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me: * watches K-Pop demon hunters*
Me, seeing the huntrix: bi panic
Me, seeing saga boys: bi panic
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anxiousandpessimistic · 18 days ago
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Episode 5 of the amazing digital circus will always be funny to me because you can either interpret it as ragatha and jax fighting over custody for pomni because they're divorced, OR you can interpret it as jax and ragatha fight over pomni as a romantic partner like it's one huge love triangle. I love them.
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anxiousandpessimistic · 1 month ago
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@qinnyanimation I am so sorry for bothering you with this but this kind of reminded me of your version of odydio and I thought it could be cool to let you know
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this is odydio to me (can go both ways)
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anxiousandpessimistic · 1 month ago
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this is odydio to me (can go both ways)
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anxiousandpessimistic · 2 months ago
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how?
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anxiousandpessimistic · 2 months ago
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chase me if you must, but i’ll be the one to capture you
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anxiousandpessimistic · 2 months ago
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500 posts!
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anxiousandpessimistic · 2 months ago
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Odysseus: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Tiresias: Nope, absolutely not. Zeus: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Posideon: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Athena: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Circe: I hope to see you cry and then not comfort you. Hermes: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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anxiousandpessimistic · 2 months ago
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anxiousandpessimistic · 2 months ago
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Odysseus: How do you politely tell someone you want to hit them in the face with a brick several times? Penelope: One wishes to acquaint your face with a rigged edge object commonly used in the construction of walls repeatedly Odysseus: Wow. That was poetry Telemachus: No that was a therapy cry for both of you
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anxiousandpessimistic · 2 months ago
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Odysseus in dangerous, basically
Odysseus: I swear you're like the only god I have left, I am this close to falling off the deep end Odyssus: i know I'm smiling right but the light inside me is dying Hermes:
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anxiousandpessimistic · 2 months ago
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Apollo: I came out of the closet ! Hermes: And you still have a terrible fashion sense. Get back in the closet and come out well dressed.
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anxiousandpessimistic · 2 months ago
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There must be more…
THEN ILL MAKE MORE THEN!
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anxiousandpessimistic · 3 months ago
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guys I played dnd today and a member of our group cast wild magic, which caused everyone to go for each other's livers. Later, that person said how every animal had a liver and I could not transform into an animal without a liver. Even the ore had a liver. We named it LivOre. It is now the most important shop in or dnd campaign. It's run by worms with livers and they sell livers and jewelry and clothes. I steal from there often
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