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ATTENTION:

Despite the lack of activity, the Aperture Science Tumblr Initiative is still an ongoing test. Please continue to submit your questions and thoughts. We’re currently researching something that you are going to find very interesting. Thank you for your continued patience and support.

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TEST SUBJECTS:

The Enrichment Center would like to issue a formal apology to our test subjects who are currently participating in the Aperture Science Tumblr Initiative. Our systems are currently overloaded due to high traffic, and our engineers are working diligently to repair them. We appreciate your continued support and interaction, and we promise our systems will be fully operational soon.

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It wasn’t my decision. That’s a question for the Aperture engineers. It’s a shame they’re all dead.

ATTENTION:

The turrets in our test chambers were designed for taking lethal action against specific targets. They aren’t there to be your friends. Stop trying to befriend the turrets.

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They are not “friend shaped.” They are “lethal killing machine” shaped.

ATTENTION:

The turrets in our test chambers were designed for taking lethal action against specific targets. They aren’t there to be your friends. Stop trying to befriend the turrets.

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This is honestly really impressive. I genuinely love this.

Fanart of Glados I did on ms paint last year

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ATTENTION:

The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that the elevators are not restrooms. We are aware of the confusion from a few test subjects, so we would like to reiterate this point. Thank you for cooperation.

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Oh trust me, I will kill you.

ATTENTION:

The turrets in our test chambers were designed for taking lethal action against specific targets. They aren’t there to be your friends. Stop trying to befriend the turrets.

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EMPLOYEES:

The cafeteria in the eastern wing of the facility has been temporarily closed due to the cook starting a fire and injuring himself to collect insurance money. For the moment, please take your lunch breaks in the southern wing cafeteria. Thank you.

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ATTENTION:

The turrets in our test chambers were designed for taking lethal action against specific targets. They aren’t there to be your friends. Stop trying to befriend the turrets.

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@astraea-rn

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