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finally, official confirmation that Rich is weird

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I've been kind of meh on recent X-Men comics but this month's issue featured a gay lighthouse keeper plus Emma, Ilyana, Kate, and Lorna slaying so I have no choice but to stan

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my inner edgelord is popping off at this panel of Magneto in all black crying blood. as always, thank you Al Ewing

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Happy late Valentine's! I've been rereading Angela's comics, and I can't believe Gamora gets two polycules

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reading comics like

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what if we were stranded on an empty rock in the void at the end of time. and we were both girls

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Adam crumb in the latest GOTG issue!

Gamora immediately stabbed him <3

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Are you kidding me? It wasn't enough to completely ruin all the characters in the actual comic, they also had to establish that Heather and presumably everyone else is dead?

oh and it turns out Rocket's eye got poked out by an evil tree or whatever. sure

at least there were some flashbacks to Pete's tits out look I guess

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petition for marvel to make Gamora public domain so someone can actually do her justice. also maybe Mantis while they're at it

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Doing Guardians drawovers is so goofy and fun for me LOLLL I hope you enjoy friends

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Top 10 Sexiest Mutants

but I'm gay so it's only the guys

Honorable Mention: Kobak Never-Held

I'm not really into porcupines or whatever he's supposed to be, but he has a nice ass and that's all that really matters.

#10: That one Betsy Braddock variant who has a beard

Okay I know this one's kind of a stretch but I always get excited to see this guy in the background when the Captain Britain corps shows up. If Betsy is a mutant her variants would be too, right? So this counts?

#9: Wolverine (Logan Howlett)

Pretty basic, I know, but he's popular for a reason and that reason is that he's sexy.

#8: Forge

Mustache <3

#7: Sabretooth

I'm pretty sure he was my first crush as a kid lol. And as stupid as it looks the Corsair cosplay here is really doing it for me somehow.

#6: Manifold

I'm usually not into yellow for clothing but he manages to make it look good, and I love a character who has a signature color.

#5: Nightcrawler (with the horns, from Legion of X)

He's a sexy little demon man :)

#3 (tie): Magneto & Fisher King

I'm not the only one who kind of ships them, right? Like, there's something there.

#2: Jon Ironfire (as seen in Sins of Sinister)

It's a shame this version of him is from a timeline that no longer exists, because he's sooooo cool. He's got sick horns and a huge beard and he's missing an eye and he can turn his blood into metal, like come on.

#1: Colossus (in his 2022 Hellfire Gala outfit)

Obviously. I'm still mad they came up with this amazing design and then he was in the background of like 3 panels throughout the entire event and that was it.

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I saw your post about Lycaon and the fun tags you made and I was wondering if you could post your top sexist mutants from marvel. Like a list of mutants you find sexy.

ooh that's a good idea! I really should post more about x-men stuff, that's most of what I've been reading lately

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If comics were just a little bit more mainstream there would be so much porn of this guy it would be virtually unavoidable

(from X-Men Red (2022) #13)

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lmao get crucified idiot

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Well, I did the color wheel thing, guys.  And I did it in the dumbest way possible– by making it an excuse to promote some of my favorite Quill ships.  Huzzah?  Anyway, here is the result– with an extra cursed commentary edition as a bonus!

Oh, also, I should probably point out that I wanted to spare my last remaining brain cell so I didn’t worry about being accurate.  Hopefully everyone is still identifiable despite the liberties I took. :P

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🏳️‍🌈🌟 Happy Pride :^) 🌟🏳️‍🌈

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so how are we feeling about that new gotg issue