artemisarcher22

[artemisarcher22]

Jesper: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.

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the crows as things my english teacher has said part 2

kaz: "I got a garden hoe and killed it"

inej: "I don't like killing things"

jesper: "moisturiser won't cope with that"

wylan: "I don't have a dog, I should get a dog, how much does a dog cost? can you get a dog for free?"

nina: "I'm god, I know you know that"

matthias: "a heterosexual set up, is that what you call it? I need a dictionary"

[artemisarcher22]

the crows as things my english teacher has said

kaz: "he threatened to call the police, I said they won't come because it's a civil offence, he didn't like that"

inej: "sometimes I had to pretend I was high"

jesper: "I'm sorry I didn't see the sign (there were about 50 signs)"

wylan: "until last night I didn't know what drill music was, I heard a drill outside and was like that's drill music right"

nina: "I keep getting foiled in my attempts to see the man"

matthias: "or did he say sick? cause that means good? I get very confused"

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Jesper: I have been accused of the most heinous crime

Wylan: Murder?

Jesper: No, bad fashion

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Nina: I got a free Sonic the Hedgehog cake today

Matthias: Do you even like Sonic the Hedgehog?

Nina: I like cake

[artemisarcher22]

i have been accused of many things. murder is one of them. bisexuality is another.