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We know ADHD and autism abound in Abbott Elementary. The real question is who has CPTSD and who doesn't.

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My friend's cat when he opens the door to the bathroom that I am (impudently) using (without his permission), just to walk away.

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Just devoured the Long Walk after I saw the trailer. I know someone's gonna take Baker's quote about his death vouyer grandma ("You ever see a cat eat its own kittens, Garraty?") as an intro to a Eat Your Young edit. I just know it.

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I beat that bitch every time I see her.

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I knew my depression was getting better cause I started doing happy shit. Taking pictures of birds and strays like I'm in child's sitcom or something.

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My inner child and I are partners in crime. The lookout and the gun slinger. Police pantsing bandits. A duo of the neurodivergent can-chewing variety.

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Reid was wild af for trying to convince a former mafioso to not kill the man who kidnapped his daughter and her friend. "Where does the violence end?" On a day his daughter wasn't kidnapped and assaulted??

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And its not just Lady Lihua. It's every courtesan she watched this powder kill. I wonder if some were still forced to use it even after it was shown harmful. Perhaps not, since they're merchandise. Perhaps so, since they're merchandise

started the apothecary diaries and i think this is my favourite scene so far. do not fuck with maomao

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My dad: "Boy, it sure is a good day to not be spending money recklessly." *looks at me* Me, my father's child: *looks away* My dad:

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Maomao's fixation with poision is a nice quirk with dark undertones. Maomao has little autonomy and is hyperaware of the cost of disobedience. She knows how fast her life can be taken from her, even leading her to protect those in similar stations. By contrast, poison is something that the concubines and the Empreor alike have no control over. It reduces the highest beings to her level, and even below. Because she has the know how to reverse it. I haven't made it through book 5 yet but I hope there's a conversation about how she may be drawn to poison because it's the most power she has - both compared to others and in general. I'm sure she made the poison request to Jinshi in season 1 because it was the closest thing to going out on her terms.

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The gods (my professor with a green thumb) have decreed it (confirmed via email) Amber LIVES

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Me (😇 ) five minutes before class:

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This did not age well

PCOS culture is getting alerts from your period tracker app and resisting the urge to coo pitingly.

The app will be like, "Did you forget to input your period😨?" And I'm like, nah. Aunt Flo forgot to input me in her schedule .

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Me, innocent and earnest, looking at my friend's fluffy pet: "I'd make a great cat."

My friend, eyes sparkling: "Have you heard of pet play?"

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PCOS culture is getting alerts from your period tracker app and resisting the urge to coo pitingly.

The app will be like, "Did you forget to input your period😨?" And I'm like, nah. Aunt Flo forgot to input me in her schedule .

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You ever have conflict with a family member and you're like, wtf is wrong with y'all and how do I stop from catching it? Do I just have bitch blood?

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A medium-sized gray bug vanished under my bed last night. I searched for it, but eventually decided it was between the bug and whatever bug-god situation it had going on. This morning, it resurfaced. Panic set in briefly before the kill instinct took over. Squashed it quickly and efficiently.

I HAVE EMERGED VICTORIOUS!