ash-lotr
ash-lotr
ash lotr 🌱🧝🏻‍♀️
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just lotr/trop/th stuffmulti shipper🌱🏹✨⚔️🧝🏻‍♀️
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ash-lotr · 7 months ago
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ash-lotr · 7 months ago
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Míriel: are you flirting with me?
Elendil: I’m trying
Elendil: I have no idea what I’m doing
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ash-lotr · 7 months ago
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Annatar: I meannnnn if you’re ever bored and want to talk over the phone I would not be opposed
Celebrimbor: that’s a pretty big step
Celebrimbor: we’ve.. never talked on the phone before
Annatar: you’ve been inside me
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ash-lotr · 7 months ago
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ash-lotr · 7 months ago
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Celebrimbor: please baby I’m sorry
Annatar: …
Celebrimbor: my beautiful princess with a disorder, please talk to me
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ash-lotr · 7 months ago
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Galadriel: I love you
Sauron: I love you too baby
Sauron: you can still skin me alive though
Galadriel: I’ll never
Galadriel: you’re a good boy
Sauron: can you do it as a reward for being a good boy?
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ash-lotr · 7 months ago
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Celebrimbor: I think I’m genuinely going insane
Annatar: yo okay wanna see some cool clothes I found online?
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ash-lotr · 7 months ago
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Annatar: I thought you said you liked me
Celebrimbor: you told me you stabbed your last boyfriend..
Annatar: awww is someone scared?
Celebrimbor: yes
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ash-lotr · 7 months ago
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Adar: you are killing my tough guy personality!
Galadriel: who’s a good kitty
Adar: meeeee:3
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ash-lotr · 10 months ago
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Bilbo: wait, would you take a bullet for me?
Thorin: I would do anything for you darling
Thorin: except eat a mushroom, those things are fucking nasty
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ash-lotr · 10 months ago
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Legolas: I love you
Gimli: I love you more
Legolas: NO I LOVE YOU MORE GOD DAMNIT
Gimli: I WOULD STEP ON LEGO FOR YOU!
Legolas: .. holy shit marry me
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ash-lotr · 10 months ago
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Tauriel: being a girl sucks
Kili: being my girl wouldn’t
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ash-lotr · 10 months ago
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Bilbo: you’re hot
Bilbo: and spicy
Thorin: I know baby, I know
Bilbo: you are a buffalo chicken wing.
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ash-lotr · 11 months ago
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Thorin: the french have given us many good things
Bilbo: french toast
Thorin: the guillotine.
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ash-lotr · 11 months ago
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Chat between Aragorn and Legolas that 100% happened that way
Legolas: I’m drunk can you pick me up?
Legolas: nvm I’m home
Aragorn: yea I know, I’m the one that picked you up and dropped you off at home..
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ash-lotr · 11 months ago
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Bilbo: are you getting enough sleep?
Thorin: sometimes when I sneeze, my eyes close.
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ash-lotr · 11 months ago
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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended
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