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#see THIS is actually PLEASING#unlike horse plinko#which if you have even an ounce of an inkling how fragile horses are#and how badly they’re mistreated#sends you into a tailspin#seriously tho#a dog breaks his legs? He’ll be fine.#he can even lose one or two of them#a horse?#break one leg in just one place (which is likely gonna be more) and no amount of rehab is going to save that horse’s life#yes you have to kill horses if they break their legs. they can’t come back from that#I’m not even particularly a horse person#I just know stuff#that honor would go to my mother
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shout out to this tweet for RUINING my ability to hear "the time being" without thinking about this
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A lot of people don’t know this but many AU Sanses are benevolent possessors. My brothers in comfort-charactering take a lot more hands-on approach ~~shhhh Gaster that was NOT a pun referencing you~~ than I do.
Being a system is so weird like my mummy and daddy didn't like me so now I'm sans the skeleton
#cw unreality#tw unreality#just in case#reality shifting#undertale au#undertale ask blog#comfort character#blorbo
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Hey chat what do you call it when your sentient rice cooker ghosts you and your clone companion can’t team up with the other two flawless UIs and as a result you don’t get to grow up with your boyfriend even on the other side of a UI divide?
a MIST opportunity
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please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions
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Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid
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I don’t understand people who don’t like puns.
all quiet in a western font
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I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
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I worked very hard on this
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If I hadn’t seen the tags on this the pun wouldn’t have hit.

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I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.
Oh well. Hindsight is 1.
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Sokka: Did you know if you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat?
Zuko: …
Sokka: Because it’s capsized
Zuko: …is it too late to switch sides so I can throw fireballs at you again?
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this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
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wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons
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