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Charname, do you know anything about this "Abdel Adrian" guy who's been claiming to be you?

No one buys it for a second, but you should still be on the lookout.

No. I, Charname, have not heard anything about this "Abdel Adrian" fellow. But he sounds like a really cool guy. I bet he has a lot of big muscles, and all the women in my party, especially Jaheira, would swoon over him. I bet this "Abdel" is-

Oh, you have GOT to be freaking kidding me. YOU again?

Dude, you have GOT to stop breaking into my house! This is like, the fifth time I've changed the locks! And put on some pants, for gods' sake! I will straight up GIVE you some if you don't own any, just put that damn thing away!

But I-

Pants. NOW.

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Are we allowed to ask questions aimed at Gorion's Ward? If so, what shall we call them?

Yes! Direct those questions to "Charname."

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hey guys sorry for the lack of activity, I do have two asks in the inbox, im just not 100% sure how to answer either of them. once I get more questions or I can decide on the answer for one of these two, I'll start posting again. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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Astarion, who do you bet wins between Karlach and Minsc? And, Lae'Zel, why are you not joining in?

Darling, I've got no idea, they're both huge. Though, I suppose if I absolutely had to choose, I'd put my money on Karlach, if only because Minsc keeps getting distracted by that rodent of his.

Because I would DESTROY them.

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Does Boo own any clothing? Are there occasions where he likes to wear hats, or perhaps may need to wear armor?

Boo is very fuzzy, so he has no need for clothes. His clothes are built in. Besides, he does not like how they feel on top of his fur.

...He is also invincible, so he does not need armor, either.

-Minsc

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Imoen, do you like grilled cheese?

How would grilling cheese even work? Wouldn't it melt? Not sure how you'd eat a bunch of cheese goop...

...Oh! Wait! I think I remember Khalid telling me something about a kind of cheese in Calimshan that stays solid when you grill it! Ha...halloumi, or something? That what you talking about? I've never tried it.

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Who would win in an arm wrestling match between Minsc and Karlach?

Why did you have to bring this up, Anon? They've been at it for the last few hours now. Minsc's in the lead 37-38. We've been in camp all day.

-Shadowheart

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Hey eldoth! Hey garrick! What are your favourite songs?

Oh, wow, it's kind of hard to just pick one. I do especially like love songs, though!

...Oh, I doubt you've heard of any of my favorite songs. And even if you have, you're probably not sophisticated enough to appreciate them. Most people I meet have such regrettably dull taste in music.

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Hi Coran. You’re cute. Do you like shopping?

...Skie, is that you? You don't have to hide behind an anonymous ask, you know. If you want to go...shopping with me, Eldoth doesn't have to know.

And if this isn't Skie...the offer still stands.

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just a heads up, im sorry for not making answers in the past few days, and um it may stay that way for a few more days. i've been sick so it's been hard to keep up with things. please keep sending in asks, i will get to them, just not right away.

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Hey, Minsc, can I pet Boo?

You will have to ask Boo. His body, his rules.

*Squeek!*

...Boo says he likes your vibe. I am not sure what that means, but it is a yes.

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Hey Edwin, got any new evil plans you're working on?

"Evil plans?" What do you think I am, a villain in some children's storybook? Your views on morality are positively simian. ('Evil plans', they say. 'Evil plans'. Pah! I'll show this monkey an 'evil plan'...)

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Just a friendly reminder that this is an ask blog. If you send something that is not a question, like “*gives <insert character> flowers*” or “boy I sure would like a hug from <insert character>” it’s getting deleted unless it’s something amusing and unique enough to merit an answer anyway (for example I still answered “Eldoth u suck” because it was fun to make him respond to an insult and I mean come on he DOES suck). Note that asks like these that do contain a question or are phrased as a question (for example, directly asking for a hug, or asking a question and also giving the character something) are still okay for now, though I may put the kibosh on them if I get too many. (I.e. I’ll answer a few questions along the lines of “x can I have a hug?” but if everyone and their dog is just asking their favorite character for a hug that gets repetitive fast) Thank you.

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My neighbor said that there’s a Bhaalspawn running around nearby! Charname, do you know anything about that?

Uh....no, can't say I do, sorry. Haven't really heard or seen anything like that lately. How about you, Imoen?

Nope! No Bhaalspawns here, nosirree!

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So what's it like when Tav only has 39 different bottles of alcohol and one potato for camp supplies?

We get by.

-Gale

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happy pink day or whatever

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Hello Mordaine. If you’re a human, then why are your ears so pointy?

Oh my gods, Anon, you can't just ask someone why they have pointy ears.

-Osprey