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Waaaaaaaaaaaait, already? o.o

Well, uhh... Hooray, I guess. :3

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Do you need to eat?

I FEAST ON LOGIC AND LEAVE CHAOS IN MY WAKE

...

That was a joke. I don't actually eat. XD

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Something really weird just happened.

So, uh... Yesterday, I was just wandering around the bushes at the outskirts of Pallet Town, when I heard twigs snapping behind me, and when I looked towards the sound, I saw a Bulbasaur.

It looked awfully familiar, and I could tell it recognized me too. It immediately started freaking out and mumbling nervously, and it called for its trainer. When its trainer stepped into the shrubbery to see what Bulbasaur was complaining about, I was stunned.

The trainer was a little boy around 12-13 years old with blue eyes and black hair. He wore blue jeans, a green cap, and a green vest over a white T-shirt. The trainer was Green, exactly how he had been when I first met him and before he had gone insane.

After we made eye contact, Green stumbled backward, and frantically dug through his backpack, before pulling out a Great Ball and throwing it at me. I was far too stunned to make any attempt of escape, and before I knew it, he had captured me.

Judging by the way he reacted to me, I could tell he didn't recognize me. But why did his Bulbasaur (who had been dead for 27 years) recognize me?

He brought us to his house, which was run down after having been abandoned for many years. He oddly didn't seem to mind.

After arriving, he began sending out all of his Pokémon, one by one. First Bulbasaur, then me, then a Chikorita, and finally... my brother? I recalled having not seen him for a while, and being distracted by a Ratatta before finishing that thought.

We all got to know eachother, and then Green triumphantly took a photo of all of us with a severely outdated camera. He had to lure the Chikorita with a treat in order to get it to co-operate, but it didn't work out very well.

Any thoughts? I sincerely don't know what to do here.

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Family photo!

Oops, sorry for the minor corruption. It's my fault.

From left to right, it's ❮◤◣3TRAINERPOKé░₽, Bloop (the Chikorita), me, and Bud (the Bulbasaur).

Yes, my little brother is 2 times my size.

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Hey! What're the other glitch pokemon up to these days anyway?

Well, they're mostly just going about their own business, aside from the ones that know Super Glitch. They're being hunted down by humans.

I've been protecting my brother ❮◤◣3TRAINERPOKé░₽ though. I don't want the humans to get their hands on him.

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Should I answer with text only or stick with pictures?

If I just do text only, then I'll be able to fit a lot more into my replies, but the pictures could be considered important.

I really don't know what to do here.

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How's your relationship with the other glitch Pokemon, if you've met any of them before? Such as Decamarks, ♀️., or h Poké? Are there any you particularly like or dislike?

Some of them I know nothing about, like 4 .4, and 4 4 hy.

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Can you talk about what happened to green's mental health?

It's ok it you don't wish to

I'm not entirely comfortable with this, but I'll try.

I think it'd be useful if I start at the beginning.

One day in autumn of 1995, I was summoned onto this plane of existence by a curious boy named Green, after he had disregarded a man's advice not to swim on the eastern coast of Cinnabar Island. When I looked into his eyes for the first time, I could tell that he had been irreparably broken by our encounter, but he tried to keep himself together.

I didn't want to cause any problems, so I left as soon as I could, but he summoned me again, the next day. I was prepared to make this a quick encounter, but he had brought his wits with him this time, and sent out his Bulbasaur to attempt to battle me.

Being the lawful Pokémon I am, I accepted the battle. His first move was Razor Leaf, as that was about the strongest move he had with him, but I countered using Water Gun (trying to go easy on him), not knowing the dreadful events that'd follow.

As soon as the jet of orange/blue water made contact with his Pokémon, it was instantly scrambled into a mess of shredded pixels and torn pieces of the fabric of reality, and I believe it wasn't just my heart that had dropped.

The Pokémon Center couldn't do anything about the damage I had done, and Green and I were both heartbroken.

On the third day since our original encounter, Green had unexpectedly come to face me again, but I was reluctant.

Long story short, he brought a Master Ball to this battle, and I was caught very quickly. I was terrified to just think about the damage that I could do simply by being in his possession, and I was right to be worried.

Beyond that point in time, Green would use me for every battle, forcing me to cause carnage everywhere I went, often times leaving me in tears. The corruption had been eating away at his soul ever since we met, and it would never get better.

Over time, Green became more and more obsessed over me, and more and more heartless and uncaring, and at some point, he even started to visibly glitch.

In mid 1996, he began a battle against a Grass-type trainer, whose first choice happened to be Bulbasaur. When she sent it out, I could tell that Green was breaking free from the corruption. This brief moment of sanity was enough for him to recall me and quickly run to the Pokémon Center, crying.

He turned on the PC, put my Poké Ball into a slot, and pressed a button. Next thing I knew, I was outside of the Pokémon Center, free of his command, able to do anything I wanted. I looked inside the window, at Green, whose finger was still over the "RELEASE" button.

We then made eye contact for the last time, and I helplessly watched as the corruption finished its job, taking over every last inch of him. I couldn't bear it anymore, so I ran off, never to see him again.

That's everything. I still don't know where Green is, and I don't think anybody else does either.

I got pretty emotional while typing this, but at this point, I can't even tell if I have emotions or if they're just vague simulations.

Now that I'm done with this, I won't have to write it again, so that's a plus.

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I wonder if there is shiny missingno?

Sometimes I'll appear as a ghost or a skeleton, just because I can, but since I'm not a shiny, none of "us" are.

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If you learnt water gun twice that's double the PP

Yup. Though honestly, I don't even know where the water comes from. It just kinda... appears in the air in front of me when I use the attack.

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Oh hey! It's a plushie in my likeness! That's quite unexpected.

MissingNo. at Burger King

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Hey missing no are you feeling OK

I can get you a soup and a nice blanket if you're not feeling well

Like for example, did you know that I know Water Gun TWICE?

How is that even possible!?

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The corruption is worsening...

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This little man has scuttled into your Void

What do you do

Also, can it be used as a telephone, like its shape suggests?

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Do you have any friends?

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Have you ever had a trainer? If you havent, would you like to?

I just don't want to accidentally kill you.

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hey missingno! what’s it like living near the beach?

It says in my PokéDex entry, "BIRD" type. Don't judge me!