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"This Town Needs...a Coffee Enema"

 I REGRET NOTHING AND EVERYTHING.

In all seriousness, watching Markiplier play One Late Night (the Full Version) and witnessing how much he lost it brought up a lot of really funny things (“2 + 2 = CHICKEN!”), but his Coffee Rant made me die the most. And then the gears in my head started spinning.

I recalled one of Jack Nicholson’s Joker scenes where he goes “This town needs an enema!”, from the 1989 Batman. But I knew that wouldn’t be enough, I needed a “shocked” expression of Joker too. Although Jack was more animated, his expressions didn’t range a whole lot (not just because of the smile). Then the other scene where he goes “Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?” actually had a couple of moments where he paused. I decided to go with both expressions, coming up with the final product. In a way, Mark really did dance with the devil in the pale moonlight XD

First Joker Scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Tpe-dbPQI Markiplier One Late Night Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtZQEuSLuCI Second Joker Scene:

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Heavenly Chocolate Parfait

I died and went to heaven…I have yet to fully return, lol! Oh yes, this lifted like mood like crazy, and I’m loving it.

Anyway, with my Magic Bullet Blender, I can make chocolate mousses (and probably other flavors), but with only 1/4 cup, it only gives so much. So I decided to make a bigger mousse, and it turned into a parfait without really knowing what I was making. So basically, here’s the recipe: +1/4 cup Heavy Cream +2 tbsp. Chocolate Syrup (doesn’t matter which brand) +Oreo Cookie Crumbs +Whip Cream (whichever you prefer, or you can make it with the Magic Bullet)

What I did: +Gathered all that was needed (blender, heavy cream, whip cream, oreo cookies, tablespoon, chocolate syrup, plastic spoon, short cup, flat blade, short glass, butter knife) +Took a few (I think about 3) Oreo Cookies and twisted them open +Scraped of the cream with the knife till it was just the “shell” +Broke up the shells into small bits +*Made Layer one starting with the mousse, then carefully applied a small layer of whip cream, and topped it with some cookie crumbs +*Repeat twice more

All of this probably took about around 30 minutes maybe, and clean up wasn’t bad at all; the cream washes away very easily. My god, the first bite was like orgasmic, and I don’t say that at all about food. But I swear this was like restaurant quality, it was THAT good. So if you want to experience this, get yourself a Magic Bullet and follow these steps. Man, I still have yet to come off this high XD

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John Oliver’s salmon cannon.

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Vlog #1|My Goals for YouTube

Video says it all, title says it all.

You can help by sharing the video!

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FNaF OC: Major Sunrise

Just when I thought Laughing Jack’s design was tough…ugh, THEM FEATHERS! Oh also, I can’t draw robots so…yeah….

I’ve been wanting to make an FNaF OC for a while now, but I could never come up with a good enough idea. That is until I started thinking of a certain cockatoo that I consider my favorite of the Cockatoo Birds, the Major Mitchell’s Cockatoo (or Leadbeater’s Cockatoo) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Mitchell's_cockatoo

I don’t know what it is, I just love this bird. It’s been my favorite for years, ever since I had a very similar bird figure (got a collection of them for something in high school I think…can’t remember what for). Soon enough, the idea started popping in my head, but I had issues coming up with a good name. So I looked up popular bird names, and found “sunrise”. I combined the name of the cockatoo with the name found and got “Major Sunrise”. It has nothing to do with the rank itself.

As far as his abilities go, during the day, he is an educator for the kids, teaching them about the forests and jungles of the world and its various bird inhabitants. He can project a kind of hologram from his eyes, cupping his wings to form a type of “base” so the hologram will work. He can also project images onto a screen like a regular projector. He is updated once in a while for new information to be inputted so the information he contains is never outdated.

Major Sunrise’s personality is that of a gentle soul, until he is insulted in some way. He will pull something similar to what Dr. Alan Grant pulls in the first Jurassic Park movie (when the kid insults the Velociraptor by saying it isn’t scary and calls it a six-foot turkey): www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UQv2…@ . The kid in question is scared while the others simply stare, some giggling. The staff became concerned about this but, decided to keep a close eye on MS in case things get out of hand. So far, no such incident has occurred. Aside from that, he adores kids, and treats each one like they’re his own.

However, during the night hours, the silence drives him mad. He will try to entertain himself by seeking out a source of noise, usually bird sounds. If he can find a disc and a CD Player within an hour, he’s good for the rest of the night. If he cannot, his system will malfunction, and he becomes hostile, eyes turning black with white pupils. MS is normally kept at bay with sounds of predators like Big Cat Sounds (lion, tiger, panther, pick one), and will retreat back to his area. However, if these sounds are not played quickly enough, he will attack: +Slaps with wings +Beats with wings +Stomps/Slashes with “talons” +Pecks with beak Major Sunrise has injured many guards, but has not killed anyone…yet.

As for his area, it is called the Tropical Grove, and is decorated to look like part of the Amazon Jungle, and part of the Australian Outback. The hallway that leads to his area is lightly covered in fake brush. There is a small room before his that looks like the Amazon, while his main room and stage look like the Outback. His stage features a big tree that he is seen resting in when no one is around, and when it is closing time. The branches above contain the screen he pulls down in order to project images as he educates the kids.

Major Sunrise is also a master of mimicry, which is something all cockatoos can do. He uses this sometimes to tease kids, repeating what they say back to them; sometimes it’s playful, other times it’s used to annoy those who annoy him. He has also mimicked a variety of sounds, aside from having pre-installed Cockatoo Sounds; most include bird sounds, others include a few other animals as well as car alarms and such. This ability confuses the guards well at night, earning him the nickname “Trickster”.

I uh, think that’s about it for my FNaF OC. What do you guys think? Not bad for a first animatronic, huh?

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We Need to Talk

((migrated from DeviantArt; name censored for protection))

“If we look at what’s the same, instead of always looking at what’s different, well then, who knows?” ~ Meowth from Pokemon the First Movie.

People, we need to talk.  Before I begin, I wish to say that I was hoping to post a positive journal wishing everyone a “happy new year”, but it seems like that’s getting put on hold.  Also, I’m not the greatest with words, so if anything I say sounds insulting, I do apologize in advance.

I log onto DA this morning via cell phone as I’ve been doing for a while now to weed out messages and such, only to find my good friend – who I consider my brother – has deactivated his account.  That awesome bro, is <bleep>.  I’ve known him for a good few months now, can’t quite recall when we met, but I knew him back when he was <bleep>.  For a while, probably long before I met him, he’s been dealing with a lot of negativity here, and that alone has a wide range.  I’ve helped him through some tough battles, and even helpfully put an end to one of them just by using the song “Brother My Brother” from the First Pokemon Movie.  Why did this song work?  Because of its message.  But despite my efforts of always being supportive, eventually, all the hate and drama has made him leave, probably for real this time. Guys, seriously, when are we going to learn?  In his last journal, he said that he had been bullied by two other deviants, and backstabbed by another who also decides to badmouth him as well.  He’s had other deviants spread nasty things about him, but a lot of the times, I was still in the dark never fully knowing the whole story; some he was actually able to resolve.  All I knew was he needs support.  But all the hate that keeps coming his way for various reasons…is it really worth it to bully someone so badly that they’re forced to withdraw?  To all you trolls and bullies out there, do you really feel like you’re doing something good by picking on someone to the point they could potentially kill themselves?  It’s people like you guys that cause others to be thrown into such a horrible state of depression that they may never recover from it.

I know what it’s like to be a victim of bullying.  From Second Grade up until I graduated High School, I’ve been bullied or teased or picked on in some form.  I wound up on Suicide Watch because one teacher was actually looking out for me, even though I never really knew it; a lot of my memories are also repressed, so while I may not be able to recall a thing, I am told what transpired. My Fourth Grade Teacher started looking out for me after a horrible incident in Third Grade, where my bully at the time shoved me into a closet that only opens from the outside during a Fire Drill.  No one knew I was even missing except for two people: my mother and my Fourth Grade Teacher, who was livid.  Quite a few teachers or what-have-you, were livid when they found out.  If that was a real fire, I could have died.

While I can’t remember much, a part of me still does.  Deep within my mind, something remembers all the pain, and wants nothing more than to help fight for others being bullied, whether in real life or on the internet.  I may not have many suicidal friends, but that record I’d like to keep; I will fight tooth and nail to make sure they never become that, because I was already there once, and I refuse to return there.  I absolutely despise when my friends, or someone I know, becomes depressive when stuff like this happens.  I don’t want them to be hurting in any form.

As for the case of <bleep>, I’m not sure how all the drama found him, but I do know it’s wrong, regardless of how it occurred.  Does he stick his nose into things?  Yeah, I’ll agree that he probably does, and should really learn to pick his own battles and just brush off other things because they’re not important, and not worth the stress.  Is he temperamental/edgy/emotional?  Yes, he can be, as well as stubborn, but I can be the same way myself.  That doesn’t make him a bad person though.  I’ve gotten to know him, and he is very kind, sweet, and funny, and a fantastic artist.  But apparently, he is also hated on for other reasons, like his religious beliefs, and what he is (trans/gay, whatever the term is, I really don’t know).  Have we learned nothing, people?  So what if his religious beliefs are different from yours, or that he’s trans/gay, that doesn’t make him any different from the rest of us.  But as long as you don’t shove religion in his face or anyone else’s for that matter, he’ll respect you.

I may have been raised Christian, but I’m not overly attached to my religion.  My faith has been tried like crazy over the years, and it has only decreased because of all the negative things that only continue to happen in my waking life.  While my faith in God is in the negatives, the belief still exists to a degree because I believe in a heaven, hell, all that jazz…plus I don’t want some harmful entity in my house, no thanks.  I consider myself Pseudo-Atheist, because I’m caught in the middle.  But does that mean I should be hated?  No, of course not.  We all have our reasons for our own personal beliefs, and shouldn’t be judged because of that.  Same goes for sexual orientation and the whole transitioning stuff, no one should be judged because of that.  It isn’t right.  It’s disgusting.  And it makes you lower than dirt if you judge people negatively because of that.

When I learned <bleep> was changing from a girl to a guy (and is gay on top of that…still kinda confused), it was overwhelming information because I had just met him.  I never really knew anyone that was gay or switching genders, so it’s an unknown thing to me, and I’ll admit I was always leery on the subject.  I didn’t like talking about it because I don’t like offending others.  So at first, I didn’t know what to think, but I didn’t judge him any differently.  In fact, I was rather curious, and he explained why he was changing from a girl to a boy.  And it was an understandable reason.  But despite all this, I got to know him and learned to accept him for who he is, not what he is; it even serves as a learning experience for me.  So he’s gay, who the hell cares?  Another thing too, he knows I don’t like yaoi/yuri/similar things, but he didn’t judge me for that.  Heck, I even made him a nice little gift depicting him and his boyfriend when he was going through a rough patch of someone trying to get him into trouble with the cops.

I need to ask something though.  Is this really human nature now?  To just be nasty towards each other whether in our waking lives or on the internet?  If this is really human nature these days, then I don’t want to be a part of it.  It’s just awful.  No one should be bullied into submission.  I don’t care who it is, it isn’t right.  People these days, it seems to me, have relied on being violent savages to get what they want in life.  They will scream and shout, threaten others, and other horrid things just to get that person to do what they want.  We all need to do something.  We all need to learn to slow down, stop ourselves, and respond with something less nasty.

Let’s do an experiment.  Close your eyes (obviously after reading the following instructions).  Picture yourself under attack by bullies.  Imagine you are being treated so horribly just because of what you are, what you believe in.  Imagine people sending you nasty messages, or saying nasty things to you, and your friends.  Imagine you, your friends, and your family receiving death threats in great amounts.  Really picture these things for a good minute or so, along with anything else you can think of that’s bad.

Have you pictured it?  How did you feel just then, being in the shoes of a victim?  Powerless, right?  Unable to defend yourself because of how brutal bullying can be.  It isn’t pretty.  If you still feel nothing, I suggest doing this experiment a few more times.  Should you still feel absolutely nothing afterwards, well…then I don’t know what to tell you.  Either way, THIS NEEDS TO STOP.

To everyone out there, please, all this negativity needs to go away; it needs to disappear.  We need to stop being such savage animals, going after others for whatever reason.  If they’re truly being a nasty person, that’s one thing, but still, are death threats necessary?  You’re not attacking just some face on the internet, you’re attacking a real person.  Not to mention, you do not know what is going on inside that person’s mind; they could easily commit suicide or some other horrible action just because of something nasty you said to them.  Let’s try avoiding conflict for once, instead of creating it.

Here are a couple things I really want you guys to look at.  Don’t just ignore it, seriously, check them out.

Brother my Brother www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzxoLs…

Meowth Quote www.youtube.com/watch?v=30OgSo…

Also, to all you out there that are being bullied for whatever reason, I have a message for you:

Do NOT give in.

Do NOT give up.

DON’T let people get away with things.

DON’T let your tormentors win.

SEEK help from friends.

SEEK help from family.

DON’T let people judge you.

You ARE important to somebody.

You HAVE friends.

If they turn their back on you, they’re NOT your friends.

Another thing www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCZipw…

  Thank you all for reading this.  Deidara-Clone, out.

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I WANT TO DO A THING FOR 2015

reblog this before 1.1.2015 and I’m gonna write your url into a jar and, depending on how many reblog this, I will pull out at least 1 name every day on 2015 and send you a nice message!

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Reblog if you don't have girlfriend or boyfriend.

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Apparently my friend's friend isn't the only one that's heard of DickButt.

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK.

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I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.