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When stressed about the end of Gravity Falls, make up a fucked up AU.

Edit: I made an ask blog for the AU if anyone's interested. It's called ask-dephines

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Some sin Wirt for all of you

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I wrote this last night when I was being stupid and I was tired. Apparently, while I was asleep, my family called the pizza place and probably got some people fired.

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AU in which Bill was a human and at 12 was messing with the secrets of Gravity Falls, then got turned into a demon.

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Ppl: whats ur sexuality??? Me: Im like a two-way street with a yield sign

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Clock says: 3:55am

Me: oh look, me being a good lil shit and getting to bed early

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Oh my sweet Jesus You know how the teacher picture's in yearbooks are all professional and shit well, I was looking through my sister's old yearbooks and the fiRST PICTURE IS THIS ONE (he used to oink at ppl in the hallways) i think im gonna cry

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I had a writing assignment I had a while back and this was my answer.

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Two days ago I was getting my eyebrows waxed. The lady was extremely close and her breath smelled like a 4 week old eggroll, no joke. And I'm sick, so I guess that makes me more likely to react to things like that. (I'm not Bill fucking Nye, I'm most likely making shit up) She was pulling away from my face and I COUGHED ON HER FACE. YOU KNOW THAT SMILE YOU GIVE SOMEONE WHEN THEY ACTING STUPID SHE GAVE ME THAT SMILE AND WAS DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING S HE MADE IT MORE AWKWARD BY NOT SAYING ANYTHING OMFG i texted everyone i knew and told them this and they all reacted so violently

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As of tomorrow, my school will have a lgbt support group and it's made up of my little group of friends, even the straight/cis ones our counselor told us we need more people, so I suggested we go on the loud speakers and be like, "LGBT SUPPORT GROUP RIGHT HERE!!! COME OUT, COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE, ya lil shits." But obviously we can't really do that, so we all have to go undercover and shit and use our gaydar to track those people down and potentially corner them and force them into our cult. #wefinallyhaveagayagendanow I can just imagine presuming some straight/cis person would like to join for support and just being like,"ur ready to come out, my child. come with us." (Obviously we'd answer questions straight/cis ppl have but everyone in my school are dicks and aren't homosexy enough)

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KyoKao Seasons! AU in which Kyouya is winter and Kaoru is autumn. If you want to go deeper, Hikaru as summer, Tamaki as spring. Huni and Mori as like animal keepers (something like that) and Haruhi is mother nature. (And takes care of these goofballs) I'll do designs for them later. This literally took me 4 hours. Lol. I'm slow.

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Dear every writer who has written a sad fanfic, You better watch your fucking back, because I'm coming for you. *COPS theme song playing in the background* You're charged with murder because you killed my heart. *whispers* ill end you i swear on me mum

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IT HAS INVADED THE FANFICS I REPEAT IT HAD INVADED THE FANFICS

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^when otp does the sad thing^

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nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes

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write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back

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