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i know i joke about rent-lowering gunshots but i cannot emphasize enough that incest and rape kinks are extremely common. wildly popular. this is something that a lot of people fantasize about, because it’s an easily accessible taboo, it intrigues/scares/interests people and there’s a lot of content out there to absorb about it. it’s really not that out there or extreme to have those fetishes; we are talking top charters on pornhub of all places.

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update: chapter 12 & 13 of lover's spit now up!

let's have some fucking fun kyaaaaa 💖

summary:

Following his father's unlikely arrest, ten-year-old Tom Riddle becomes a dark internet sensation. If victim, Harry Potter, listened to his own father, he’d have left the reclusive boy in the past. But eight years later, a painful encounter leads Harry to reconsider Tom Riddle, and to reach a conclusion that's entirely his own.

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Wrong, Harry. You’d be institutionalized.

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GIVE HIM A HUG RIGHT NOW

teenage snape they could never make me hate you

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the Black brothers angst

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semen from your grandfather's cock is thicker than water

Tom hesitates a moment, wondering if the incest the Gaunts’ engaged in for generations is a genetic issue — it appears so. Or; a mysterious customer comes to Borgin and Burkes. Tom is convinced the man must be his cousin, afterall someone of such power and beauty could only be related to Tom

Tomarry, 1.8k, Mature. Borgin and Burkes!Tom, Mistaken Identity, Implied Time Travel || Read it here

for @valhallalalala

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TW: Bruises, Freezing, Torture, blood

(ID in ALT text) congratulation to @ihni for winning the small contest in last years ZukkaThirst event. (@zukkathirst) Ihni was very generous and gave me lots of freedom for the price peaces. so at the end it became like three drawings. hope you like these!

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James is drinking Firewhiskey and Sev is drinking a mysterious green liquid

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Y’all! Check this out!!

Welcome to the 2025 Tomarrymort Big Bang!

Dates

July 31: Sign-ups open (Harry's birthday

August 31: Author sign-ups close

September 30: Artist sign-ups close

September 30: Author 30% check-in; fic summaries due

October 15: Artist matches

December 31: Submissions due (Tom's birthday)

📝 Author Sign-Ups -> https://forms.gle/zKtFNBDfi4V7o98r7

🎨 Artist Sign-Ups -> https://forms.gle/dBUCNreKw2CTA9R77

Rules and Guidelines

What is a Big Bang?

A Big Bang is a challenge where writers and artists come together to create an explosion of new content for a particular ship. The first Big Bang was hosted in 2005 for the Drarry ship.

Rules

All participants must be 18+ to participate. Anyone found to be misrepresenting their age will be barred from this event and all future events. There are no content restrictions for the event; dead dove content is allowed. No AI may be used in either your fic or art submissions. Anyone found to be using AI will be barred from this event and all future events.

Author Requirements

All fics must center the m/m Harry Potter / Tom Riddle | Voldemort ship. If you are in any doubt at all about whether your fic is 'Tomarrymort-centric' or would like further clarification, please do ask early. Email us at tomarrymortbigbang [at] gmail.com. The minimum word count is 10,000 words. All fics must be standalone and previously unpublished, written in English, and 100% written by you. Please use a beta for SPAG, or plan to be your own beta. NO AI-assisted editing OR AI-assisted translation is permitted. There will be a mid-point check-in on September 30, at which point authors are expected to be 30% of the way to the word count minimum and will submit a summary and snippet in order to match to an artist. Submissions are due on December 31 (Tom's birthday). (Optional) Theme: There is no formal theme for this event, but if you'd like a couple of ideas for inspiration, feel free to use 'Birthday Gifts' and/or 'Fast Burn' as your theme.

Artist Requirements

All art must center the Harry Potter / Tom Riddle | Voldemort ship, and correspond to the paired fic. Artwork should be polished and complete (ie, more than a sketch). Submissions do not all have to be in full color, but should at least feature clean linework with thoughtful shading and composition. Artists will be contacted to request matches after fic summaries are due on September 30. Artists and authors pairings will be released on October 15. Submissions are due on December 31 (Tom's birthday).

Why 10,000 words?

HP fandom Big Bangs have ranged from 2,000 word minimums to 50,000 word minimums. As an example, Drarry Big Bang was 50,000 word minimum (source), Jegulus Big Bang was 20,000 word minimum (source), Remus/Sirius Big Bang was 20,000 word minimum (source). For the Tomarrymort Big Bang, writers will have between July 31 and December 31 which is 5 months to complete 10,000 words. Please only sign up for the fest if you can commit to this minimum word count.

Tagging @thebigbangblogproject @hpfests for reblog/share request.

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What if Dumbledore sent Severus instead of Hagrid to retrieve Harry.

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So glad people know the truth

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Tom circa 1945

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Thinking about getting really into Peter Pettigrew. Imagine you’re an animagus and you’re a rat. You’re a complete loser who sucks and only wants to hang out with people who are evil. Incredible.