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Here’s some of the oil I’ve extracted from my bog- best to have it removed

guys if you have any pollution, litter, or biologically or radioactively hazardous material pls send it my way i'm working on a huge project i can't wait to share with you all!

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I am outside the law

I am inside the bog

And I am summoning bears.

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I wanna make a joke about he/him swamp pussy but I’m out of silly

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I did- it actually turned into the Everfree Forest ala My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. It even summoned all the bears necessary to populate it

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Now they’re pondering my potions

(Bloodwork)

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They are pondering my orbs

(Im at the doctor for joint pain)

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I would like to assist.

I'm gonna start casting horse spells in a way that will get them banned

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tw annoying druid

-[==> this behavior is not becoming of a DRUID LEADER trying to maintain relations with the wizards they have coaxed into maintaining their bullshit bear law. this is how DRUID LEADERS respond to provocation by a lone wizard. do you see them fit to govern OUR ARCANE PRACTICE? -lady actril of the three swords

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Ok so you helped us. Good job champ, you have assisted the Magi movement in our attempts to overthrow the wizard councils that uphold your bear laws.

You did our job for us.

You mudskippered yourself, idiot.

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@druid-priest-nikephoros as a fellow bog keeper, one million mudskippers being suddenly added to your ecosystem could be EXTREMELY detrimental. Politics and cleaving aside- you MUST go maintain the other populations.

Unless murder means more to a Druid than the earth they are sworn to maintain

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the unfairness spewed out by the councils that rule over the reasonable wizards of the land progressively make lives harder for us, the people below the councils, while those who reside in the councils may use the spells as they please. who knows if they abide by their own laws? who are we as mages to have our independence robbed from us? first it was bear polymorphism, then it was testicular torsion. they are taking away our freedom and making us weaker. this unbalance will not sustain without consequence. RISE.

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The wizard councils are taking away my magical autonomy

After a long day of twisting my orbs I've come to find out that the TESTICULAR TORSION spell has been BANNED! In what democratic wizard world is this ok? No, I was already greatly offended at the ban of bear spells but this is too far. This is an active restriction of my right as a gay malevolent wizard. I will not stand for this. Fellow mages, apprentices, elder wizards, and witches' we need to levitate our way to wizard town hall and FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS. Do not stand by as they make us less powerful, do not stand by as they make us unable to fight the wizarding government. We the mages have the power to change and create magical harmony.

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GET BENT

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I emerge from the bog to speak this truth. Magic has been too strictly governed for too long. Is the evolution that gave way for my bog governed by a council? No! It is governed by itself. As every mage should govern themselves. Cast your bear spells. Torsion those testicles. Join our cause and find freedom in lawlessness

We are the Mages Against Governed Interference or the M.A.G.I movement. we stand against the councils, Normal, Better, Evil ect. We believe that magic should be truly free and unconstrained.

Founding members:

@precariouswizardry

@tanzel

@gay-malevolent-wizard

@b0g-w1z4rd

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GET BENT