I cast the curse of NO dick (💀), NO balls (💀), and probably NO butthole since you now feed off of radiation (💀).
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Her: You'd better not be casting spells, incantations, sorceries, voodoos and other assorted bewitchments.
My arcane ass:
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The wizard councils are taking away my magical autonomy
After a long day of twisting my orbs I've come to find out that the TESTICULAR TORSION spell has been BANNED! In what democratic wizard world is this ok? No, I was already greatly offended at the ban of bear spells but this is too far. This is an active restriction of my right as a gay malevolent wizard. I will not stand for this. Fellow mages, apprentices, elder wizards, and witches' we need to levitate our way to wizard town hall and FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS.
Do not stand by as they make us less powerful, do not stand by as they make us unable to fight the wizarding government. We the mages have the power to change and create magical harmony.
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Shadow Wizard Money Gang vs The Mulchgang and Loam Sisterhood. Who wins.
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Now they’re pondering my potions
(Bloodwork)
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The orb says:
Enjoy everything you want to, don’t shy away because of dumb reasons. Life is to be enjoyed, so enjoy it.
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FUCK YOU, I'M NOT GOING TO ANNOUNCE MY FUCKING SPELLS ANYMORE, YOU'LL FIND OUT WHAT THEY ARE WHEN THEY OBLITERATE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
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@yourlocalbreadenthusiast Yooo I managed to get on the island. I just went up and I did it. I honestly can't remember what happened after I got on that hydra's back but im up here. Somewhere.
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