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i think i got the major ones

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i misread it as eggos and was confused as to why waffles were not allowed inside

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I got frog soap recently

he smells nice

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i was planning on asking my family today if they thought i might be autistic

turns out I was already freaking tested when I was in like kindergarten and am autistic.

they thought I already freaking knew…

I was the only one in my freaking family who didn’t know I was autistic.

FUDGE!!!

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TUMBLR!!!

WHY IN THE

Reese’s

PEANUT BUTTER

FRICK!!!!!

DOES THIS AWSOME, ADORABLE, WELL DRAWN COMIC NOT HAVE MORE *BAAH*ING NOTES!!!!

“Every action has its equal or opposite reaction.”

Thus, Sheep Azazel.

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you know this is a dream because they were able to buy a house

I bought a house, there was a boy inside and was still preparing his things to get out because his parents died, and I was in the middle of moving to that house when it happened.

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surely enough since I have free time I’ll be able to get off my lazy fat butt and do the stuff I wanna do like bake draw and hang with friends right? I won’t just spend all week doing pal world Skyrim or slay the spire right? Right?!

SPRING BREAK MOTHERFUCKERS IM FREE!!!!!

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this… this describes their blog shockingly well. Making light hearted jokes at the end of most posts but occasionally you see the seriousness

Yk as someone who got into Tumblr and left it almost 4 years ago now and finally refound my love for this crazy website. Finding you still here is like an adventurer coming back after years of travel and seeing the tavern keep from his old town still works there and you sit down to take a sip of one of your wild magical drinks

I'd refer to myself as an old wrinkly wizard, one who might've lost his apprentice in a cave filled with fucked up hell-spiders and now drinks his sorrows away, night after night in the old tavern. Or maybe a hot dragon with a huge cock.

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The Latin translates roughly to in my name do as I say I am a trap I am your mind do as I say

some human!Decollete and human!Imago doodles. or, not really human at all, just human-ish, human-adjacent

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i haz considered and i like it.

Consider:

The thin man and the lady singing cotton candy skies by Esthie as a duet

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from femme fatale to GIGA CHAD

Drawing original artist of Instagram #dtiys

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No…

They move Larry.

They TOUCH Larry!

They handle him!

Move him.

Like the common CHEESE!!!!

Oh….

Oh no….

No no no!

No!

…

This CANNOT be borne!

This AGGRESSION will NOT stand!

There is no greater punishment. Only one thing will do.

Jail.

Oh yes! JAIL!!!

Jail for Downing Street staff!

Jail for Downing Street staff for ten THOUSAND years!!!!

Reblog the shit out of this.

Justice for Larry!

He will be avenged.

For all of us.

For the universe itself.

Okay seriously what am I on about?

They just move him like he’s a fucking doorstop!

Like the common cheese!

That’s just RUDE!

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the crap themselves out of fear

what do you think happens to lactose intolerant people when they realise theyre living in the milky way

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”water you doing?”

I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

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bistable? No I’m very unstable in fact thank you very much.

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come out come out you beautiful boy!

You know what

Screw it

If this post gets 5k[edit, the new goal is 10k omg] notes before the end of January, I'll come out to my parents, get my hair cut, and ask parents for the things I need to pass as a boy.

Have fun

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