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Patton: Why did 69 afraid of 70? Because they once had a fight and 71. Virgil: 70 is a rumored cannibal but nobody can prove who 78. Remus: 78 my ass.

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how.. fucking date you /silly

while the cameras are turned away

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when I leave the house in a fit that consists of a button up, a tie and a hoodie, I think of him

Courtroom Virgil served looks in SVS you can't disagree. Like Janus knew what he was doing. Like this my gender envy. This is my outfit inspo. This is what I want to look like when I leave the house.

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sighhh I really wanna draw my orange side design so badddd

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jus some silly lil gay doodle and- what? spamton? the hell you doin here?

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was messing with a different artstyles and decided to give Virgil a makeover just a tad

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bruh I was going through my gallery on they phone and I accidentally swiped too far where it says like categories of different photos (animals, people etc) and

ah yes Remus my favorite animal

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Patton: "haha, I can't lie I've been snacking on cookies all day"

Virgil: "this is why I fuck with you, you always keep it real"

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*Roman, Virgil and Logan sitting on a bench in despair*

Patton: "Hey guys! what's wrong?"

Logan: "You might wanna sit down for this..."

*Patton sits on the bench with them*

Logan: "this bench is freshly painted"

Patton:

*Patton joins in with the despair*

(someone made a comic of this but I can't remember the username)

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*Janus is disguised as Patton (he will be labelled J!Patton)

Virgil, running in: "JANUS!!! IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!!"

Roman: "WOAH WOAH WOAH! CALM DOWN, YOU ALMOST TACKLED PATTON!"

Virgil: "NO. THATS NOT PATTON, THAT'S JANUS!"

Logan: "uh... no? that's Patton"

Virgil: "OH COME ON, ITS JANUS, HES JUST DOING THAT... DISGUISE THING! HE'S NOT EVEN WEARING THE CAT HOODIE HE USUALLY WEARS!"

J!Patton: "God forbid silly guy does something a little different"

Roman: "Yeah! shame on you, Virgil!"

Virgil: "for fucks sake.. Ok- where's the real Patton, there can't be two Patton's, right? PATTON?!"

the real Patton, rising up: "what's up kiddo?"

Virgil: "Well... now we got two Patton's in the room.."

Roman: "... cool! :D"

Virgil: "ROMAN OH MY GOD I WILL SLAP YOU"

Patton: "wait what's going on here?"

Roman: "We're looking Janus!"

Virgil, pointing at the fake Patton: "HES JANUS!!!!"

Patton: "hmmm.... pretty sure that's Patton..."

Virgil: "OH GOD DAMN IT!!! YOU'RE PATTON."

Patton:

Virgil:

Roman:

Logan:

J!Patton:

*Patton sinks out*

Virgil: "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!"

Patton: "🎶fuck this shit I'm out🎶"

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Remus, in a monotoned voice: "I ate a cat."

Patton: "You make me want to cry... that's (in my opinion) kind of cruel... but even so... I respect your opinion"

Remus: "I will eat another."

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Remus: "see, you can say these swears anytime we want because they're in the bible!"

Patton: "I don't think Leviticus is a swear word.."

Remus: "shut the hell up you damn ass whore"

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Patton: "hey, kiddo! what's the problem?"

Thomas: "math problems:/"

Patton: "oh I can help! lemme see"

*Thomas gives Patton a sheet of paper*

Patton: "ok here's an easy one! what's 6x3?"

Thomas: "🤷"

Patton: "6x3"

Thomas: "I dunno-"

Patton: "SIX TIMES THREE"

Thomas: "I DON'T-"

Patton: "SIX TIMES THREE"

Thomas: "I LEGIT DONT KNOW"

Patton: " SIX THREE'S"

Thomas: " I DUNNO WHAT IS IT"

Patton: "WHAT IS IT!-"

Patton:

Thomas:

Patton: "get Janus."

Thomas: "wait what?-"

Patton: "JANUS-"

Janus: "what's the problem?"

Patton: "Homework"

*Patton gives Janus piece of paper*

Janus: "what's 6x3"

Thomas: "I DUNNO"

Janus: "SIX TIMES THREE"

Thomas: "I DONT KNOW"

Janus: "WHAT'S 6+6?!"

Thomas: "oh, 12"

Janus: "NOW ADD SIX"

Thomas: "I DUNNO WHAT IS IT?!"

Janus: "WHAT IS IT?!"

Janus:

Patton:

Thomas:

Janus: "Get your Logic-"

Virgil and/or Roman, who have been sitting on the side watching this entire time: "why didn't you get him in the first place-"

Janus: "LOGAN!"

Logan, kicking down the door: "BOOM! WHAT?!"

Janus: "homework"

*Janus gives Logan the paper*

Logan: "I TAUGHT YOU THIS WHATS SIX TIMES THREE?!?!"

Thomas: "I DONT KNOW!!!"

Logan: "LOOK, IF REMUS HAD SIX TIMES THREE AMOUNTS OF DEODORANT, HOW MUCH DEODORANT WOULD REMUS HAVE"

Thomas: "HOW MUCH?!"

Logan: "HOW MUCH!?!"

Logan:

Thomas:

Virgil/Roman:

Patton:

Janus:

*Logan looks over at Remus who is slowly eating deodorant, surrounded by deodorant whilst not breaking eye contact with Logan*

Logan: "1, 2,3,4-"

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YESSS

here I go redoing/spamming the incorrect quotes from my old account

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SANDERS SIDES TODAY CMON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I WILL EAT MY OWN ASS

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this gon be Logan in the finale

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IDK.