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matching jily headcanons from a generator??!?!?? 🥹🥹

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Me, still checking my inbox even though I haven't posted anything new:

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You can teleport one (1) single individual live seagull into any time or place in history. Where would you choose to put it to best fuck with peoples' heads and cause as much confusion as possible?

I'd pick Tutankhamun's tomb, just behind the sealed door, 30 seconds before the seal is broken and the tomb is opened. Imagine throwing that into the curse myth - just as these people are about to crack open the greatest cold one in history, knowing that this is what they'll be known for from hereon, they open the door that must not be opened, and out scatters a frantic, deeply baffled bird, entirely healthy and intact, fluttering away never to be seen again, with no apparent way of how it got in.

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ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴘᴜᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ꜱʜᴏᴡɢɪʀʟ

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The way she is so remadora coded

(My hc is that she is their daughter after teddy and lived happily ever after 🙂‍↕️)

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Sirius *breaks Ron* *threatens Hermione* *chokes out Harry* Black: so anyways, I’m your godfather and I love you and also that rat’s a fake.

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"I SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME" 😭

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Good morning ☀️

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Person A: "Humour me."

Person B: "The last time I humoured you, I broke 3 ribs. 3."

Person A: "So the limit's 2?"

Person B: "You sicken me."

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hp books in a nutshell:

Luna: Ginny is the most wonderful person i've ever met.

Ginny: Harry is the most wonderful person i've ever met.

Harry: Ron is the most wonderful person i've ever met.

Ron: Hermione is the most wonderful person i've ever met.

Hermione: McGonagall is the most wonderful person i've ever met.

McGonagall: I am the most wonderful person i've ever met.

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I found this post and didn’t interact with it in any way (and you shouldnt too) but it was so stupid I have a feeling anyone who believes it is straight up delusional so I took a screenshot 🤣😭

I’m laughing so hard at the sirius one they're not even TRYING to make it sound realistic

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❗️HORRIBLE PRO-JAMES POTTER ANTI HATERS BLANK SPACE PARODY AHEAD❗️

Don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t warn ya.

If you’re here, it means you chose to read this. You're welcome.

(to the tune of Blank Space by Taylor Swift)

He's just a fictional character

But blogs are devoted to hating James

Don't you think it's a bit immature?

Mis-tagging lies like it's a game

Got a long list of blocked tumblrs

And they all sound insane

'Cause I’m just here for the fandom

But they love to hate

this is a parody. DO NOT take this seriously.

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i just realised none of my characters have any last names.

at all.

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Xenophilius: There ain't not never no place none better than home. Luna: ... Xenophilius: Count the negatives. It all works out.

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Y/n: I don’t really like people, but you’re okay, I guess.

Theo: I'm your boyfriend.

Y/n: Huh, so that's why.

Theo:

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so WHAT if i wrote 4k words in 4 months and lost utter interest in writing whatsoever and then sat down and wrote 1.6k words in one sitting. so WHAT.