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Me: *coughs once* …I’m sick
…*wakes up tired* … must be sick
…*falls* …sick
Also me: *has a fever and aches* …huh…must be fine
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Humans are so strange. Here’s the thing. I have a 3.5gpa and have been taking college courses from my state university for 2 years by the end of my senior year here. I’m known as the quiet smart kid right. But here I’ve been alive 18 years and still can’t for the life of me remember if shampoo or conditioner is used first to the point that I pick one and it’s a 50/50 chance whether I have to squeeze the bottle and try to suck as much of that slimy stuff back in as I can before I grab the right one. Conditioner?Shampoo? Meaningless words lost in the great expanse of my small mind.
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Flashback to the time when I drew my friend a birthday car with an elephant on it because that was her favorite animal. As I gave it to her I apologized because I thought it looked a little weird. She said yeah. It doesn’t have any ears.
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