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Me when I'm in a making noise at 2 am competition and my opponent is the hotel creature
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Me! ((I want to be white oval))
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OH THE PEYER! how he prance! An acceptional marvel of divine evolution . ! Thank you Seth Lastname from American Dad.
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No way this dude become bones. He like 100% hair. Hair not bones meprayconclude.
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Slop Sign (the intersection is a giant pit filled with clam chowder)
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Do you think slurpies were called jerpies before they became homophobic?
Had a dream that Jerma said faggot on stream and everyone referred to him as “Slurma” afterward to sort of shame him
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Big Papa Pickles pickle in a pouch is abhorrent. No citizen of this world needs a pickle this large. Smaller servings would be okay though. Perhaps if it was cut in a kitchen environment. But you see the problem here? The Big Papa Pickle pouch is sold at gas station retailers, where people would buy the whole pickle and take a drive in their vehicle. This concerns me. Because if you were driving you would be eating whole pickle in one serving and could accidentally eat too much sodium which would hurt you I think.
5/10
Too much of a good thing.

I do appreciate the 5 smaller pouches to the left of the larger pouch. If this was what I was presented with physically then this would be a different story.
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I'm new to tumbler please don't get mad at me please stop yelling at me I don't like it.
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Does anyone else have the cube problem when they make cupcakes? I've tried to cook them in circular shapes and they become cubes when I'm not looking? I can't attach a picture because they're gone now but I'm just wondering if this is because of the dust in my kitchen or is it another problem?
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Did he die? This concerns me.
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The people who own the horses should make a ferris wheel but for horses. And then they should test if the horses run faster after riding the horse ferris wheel. Nothing would happen probably. But it's a start.
Plinko would also. Be acceptable.
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Why do they have different screw driver heads? You'd think they'd just pick one by now.

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No thank you.
2/10 concept as my truthful perception.
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