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something so crazy about reading a streetcar named desire for english class and being like... woah. did any of you take in the text? like. at all?

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found peeta mellark

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

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no caption needed

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I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

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This was made to be a fun joke blog ot whatever but for the love of God donate anything you can spread information talk about it in your families call your reps!!! 5 calls palestine is a website that gives you a call script please email your reps about a free Palestine North Gaza is starving and millions are trapped in Rafah. Please keep protesting keep boycotting in everything you do

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A COMINT !!

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what kind of influencers the nevermore gang would be

enid - obvious. true crime girlie. does podcasts about gruesome crimes into a glittery pink microphone.

wednesday - no.1 suspect in most of the true crime cases. is also a true crime lady. this is how enid and her meet.

xavier - art tutorials but it's stuff like "how to draw a biblically accurate hell spider"

yoko/divina - one of those ridiculously sweet couples (i am a whore for these couples sue me) who do like. alphabet dating and stuff

tyler - obviously recipes and latte art

ajax - clothing and style inspo (yes i know he canonically had a lack of style) (i don't care) (he's better my way)

bianca - she does magic tricks but it's actually just mind control through the screen and no one knows how she's succeeding every time

eugene - bee instagram/how to make honey except he keeps getting stung

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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gentle reminder that the war in palestine is not an internet trend. while it's amazing that we're all raising awareness, i ask of all of you that you don't use it as a basis to look like you're empathetic or whatever online. because genocides are always wrong, not just the ones that are trendy to look like you're against.

so, when you support the people of gaza - which you absolutely should, don't get me wrong here - remember to also reblog the posts about the nigerian genocide, the darfur genocide, the genocide of the uyghur people... all of which (and more!) are ongoing genocides.

remember that activism shouldn't be confined to whatever's currently on brand to protest about, and your morals aren't contingent on looking good on the internet.

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jane lynch we are all watching you. you know what must be done

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a sincere, sincere apology to greta gerwig

introducing the barbie group chat au. I KNOW YOU HATE ME. I HATE MYSELF TOO. but it's good (it's insane) and you should read it

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yall idc if you're gaylor or hetlor or bilor or whatever, we should all be agreed on one thing: that that article was fucking invasive and inappropriate

taylor swift is a human being and there is a difference between harmless speculation and an attempt to broadcast said speculation to a mainstream audience WHETHER OR NOT it's true

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Vampire Memes

responds to bad news by turning into a swarm of bats

responds to good news by turning into a pack of rats

*anyone dies* that’s cultural appropriation

dramatically overstates age

can’t believe i lived through the invention of agriculture for this shit

dramatically understates age

what do you want from me i’m like 9

Daylight savings is sanguivoriphobic

*dracula voice* i vant you to shut up

“Someone nail my coffin shut k thnx”

 overuses memes, but from the summer of 2003

constant complaining about young people baby boomers 

Catholicism is sanguivoriphobic 

hipster music collection but instead of vinyl records, 17th cent music boxes 

“you have to listen on the original medium or it’s just not the same”

vampire clickbait: remove bloodstains from ANY surface

*checks the red cross website for coupons* 

olive garden is sanguivoriphobic

“I personally was jack the ripper” 

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wednesday characters as foods (with explanations, but not valuable ones)

(idk if it's clear but eugene's one is honey biscuits)