I drop it like it's hot on the pole, on the pole
Shining in the club, neon gold, neon gold
They call me "Firecracker" and alcohol's a factor
I drop it like it's hot, baby bold, baby bold
A little bit of fun for your soul, for your soul
They call me "Firecracker", 'cause ain't nobody faster
I'm your go-go dancer, midnight answer
Jukebox sweetheart, queen of the night
Vegas baby, if you pay me
Anything you like, anything you like
Go-go dancer, midnight answer
Jukebox sweetheart, Queen of the night
Vegas baby, if you pay me
Anything you like
Go-go-g-go-go dancer tonight
so you want to eat. okay, great! not a problem. but first, did you…
✧ brush your teeth?
✧ floss?
✧ brush your hair?
✧ shower?
✧ make your bed?
✧ drink water?
✧ take your meds/vitamins?
✧ stretch?
you did? awesome! good job. wait, did you consider…
✧ shaving?
✧ applying lotion?
✧ trimming your nails?
✧ doing a face mask?
✧ deep conditioning your hair?
✧ painting your nails?
✧ plucking your eyebrows?
✧ exfoliating your body?
don’t wanna do any of those? that’s fine, they aren’t necessary. but have you made sure to do the necessary stuff first? do you still have to…
✧ do homework?
✧ do laundry?
✧ wash dishes?
✧ clean your room?
✧ run errands?
✧ take out the trash?
✧ respond to emails?
all done? you’re so productive!! awesome!! but are you sure you wouldn’t rather…
✧ read a book
✧ color or draw
✧ organize something
✧ go on a walk
✧ listen to music or make playlists
✧ journal
✧ make a collage
✧ deep clean your room
✧ gather stuff you don’t want anymore and donate it/plan a garage sale
✧ watch a new movie or series
✧ make twitter threads
✧ window shop (irl or online)
✧ research a fun topic
✧ practice new makeup styles
✧ work out
✧ take a nap
✧ play a video game
✧ talk with someone on the phone
✧ listen to a podcast
none of those sound interesting? i understand, they’re not for everyone. well, if you’re gonna eat, at least…
✧ choose something healthy / low cal high volume (fruit, veg, air popped popcorn, egg whites, etc)
✧ drink lots of water before, during, and after
✧ take small bites and chew thoroughly
✧ eat without distractions (including tv!)
✧ really focus on how the food tastes and feels, taking your time
you chose this as your main activity to do, so at least be mindful! taking your time and paying attention to pacing really helps you understand how much you’re consuming. this helps you eat less, feel fuller faster, and prevent that binge.
you're allowed to binge ... if you do all of these steps first
chug 1l of water
drink a cup of peppermint tea
and a cup of green tea
and a cup of hot lemon water
brush ur teeth
run up and down the stairs five times
do 20 jumping jacks
do 20 squats
do 20 prayer pulses
do 20 butt kicks
follow a lazy girl workout video
go for a 15-20 min walk
watch an episode of supersized vs superskinny, my 600lb life, freaky eaters, or a trisha paytas or nikocado avocado mukbang
put a face mask on
read a chapter of a book
read 5 more chapters of the book
finish the book
do duolingo lessons until you run out of hearts. then do practice lessons until you regain the hearts you lost
watch a disney movie
then watch a ghibli movie
watch an episode of that show you'd always meant to watch but never got around to
work on journalling, creative writing, or writing poetry
do some stretches
practice a hobby that keeps your hands busy, like knitting, gaming, or playing an instrument
paint your nails
watch a fashion show
watch media with a celebrity whose body you consider to be goals, like music videos/live performances for singers and movies/TV shows for actresses
watch interviews with aforementioned celebrities
start taking a free course on coursera.org, there are some you can complete in a couple of hours. or you can take a longer course and just do a lesson each time you feel the urge to binge
do a workout that's 40 mins or longer
shower for 20 mins with music
put lotion on your entire body
do the chores you've been ignoring
read an article about the effects of hunger on the body
drink another litre of water
and a pot of herbal tea
watch a documentary
watch a ted talk
you are probably tired after all this, so take a nap for half an hour or longer
if you still feel like binging, honestly, you earned it
I will be boney. I am not hungry. I'm in control. Clothes look so much better when they're loose. (It's like less than a pound down from my SW, but I'm getting there)