bladethewolfartist

[bladethewolfartist]

picture this. You and the rest of your party have just returned from a ridiculous quest and are currently at a local inn. You are alone with the healer of the group the one all of you go to for advice and the one who gets you out of sticky situations.

All is calm all is quiet when suddenly they let out an ear piercing shriek of frustration and scream “who the fuck thought it was a good idea to hand me the reigns to the speeding carriage? I can’t steer a carriage let along fucking drive! I’ve only ever played mario kart!” before slumping over in defeat.

This is how you became the makeshift therapist of the tired and fed up healer who is a lot less calm when by herself.

[bladethewolfartist]

what do you mean moshi monsters and fight my monster are gone? they were my freaking childhood. I was so excited to go back to them like oh boy time to see how this shit aged and its freaking gone! give me back my shitty flash web games! I don’t want animal jam I want weird monster pets!

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Dude I have like so many fanfics started but I can never finish any of them I have like five open at a time in word writing down bullet points of information on whats happening before actually delving into the story itself but I can’t finish the story points either and I have like fifty of these things send help.

[bladethewolfartist]

another story from when my dad was still in school. I think it was in his last year of high school ya know how normally schools did not give a shit what you wear in your last year so most wore just about anything and had the craziest of dyed hair. But clearly the head teacher for that year did not like this wanting to set an example and have them dress neatly so had them all come in for an assembly first thing in the morning after arriving to discuss these new dress code rules he was going to implement for the seniors. He had just mentioned about not dying ones hair bright colours when this kid walked his ass into the room bright neon orange hair the smell of hair dye made it obvious he had done it just earlier. Safe to say nobody took anything seriously after that kid walked in completely clueless to a sea of students laughing as the headmaster was left speechless.

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today I learned my dad was brilliant when it came to pranking people when he was still in school. Like he organised the entire class on a field trip or whatever to trick this one dude into not only believing that it was some time in the future but also that he had drunkenly confessed to his crush (they got her to go along with it) and was accepted. Even turning the cabin room a complete 180 with the furniture all whilst this dude was asleep. And the dude fucking fell for it worked for an entire day before they revealed it was a lie.

Like damn son kinda hope I can reach that level of prank mastery.

[bladethewolfartist]

just learned braille is not the same universally and I am so upset about it like I had no idea that there were different versions of it. Like imagine your blind and shit and go to like another country with your family or some friends thinking you will be fine since they have braille only to discover it is not the one you know?!?!

[bladethewolfartist]

my sister was sitting at the table during dinner and she just made up her first pun I am so proud.

Sis: *staring into the void as she eats some Italian microwavable meal*

sis: I’m cannelloni

honestly myself and our mum could not be more proud to bring another person into the world of puns just so we can make others suffer

[bladethewolfartist]

found out one of the local llamas the farm owns is called llama dell rey and I am so done

[bladethewolfartist]

just a fun little thing I did a while ago as a contest entry for a webcomic of sorts called The Light Of Elysium by FleshCreature in which we were to make a trailer for the comic. Honestly this one took a good while to make but I am proud

[bladethewolfartist]

oh unicorn man oh magical unicorn man where could you be right now?

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I hope we meet again Mr Unicorn man

today on weird encounters I met a very magic man. 

I was done getting some food from the shops and waiting for my mum to finish a work meeting since she was my lift back home when I was sitting on a bench and this 73 year old man sat beside me.

He smiled and asked if I was lost to which I answered I was not and he asked if he could show me something and asked if I liked pink,purple or yellow. I said purple and he asked me to hand over my phone and laughed when he saw the apple logo saying something about how the creature loves apples.

He then put a foam sticker of a unicorn head on it laughing and smiling and talked to me about how he bought them at a pound store for like a hundred a pound and hands them out to strangers who look lost or confused so they will always remember the funny man who gave it to them.

He had this great sense of humour and was just so wise I am pretty sure he was an ancient god who just liked to chat with people.

whoever you are Mr unicorn man... you are my new inspiration in life

[bladethewolfartist]

I needed this in my life and someone freaking did it thank you

10 years later, still rivals!

[bladethewolfartist]

I always forget that the dude who runs the local seal boat trip names them the most stupid shit so it hits me like a brick every time I hear the names.

Ron Seal

Con Seal

Imba Seal

Lu Seal

like really stupid shit but probably the only reason to take the trip is to hear those names and to see the fat bastards wave at you.

[bladethewolfartist]

I am in love with this skeleton dude. Like in the manga he is just summoned and looks all intimidating and shit but he is just a sweet cinnamon roll who just wants to help make bread like I love this dude he is so innocent. You do you skeleton king you do you

[bladethewolfartist]

I am loving this freakin manga like holy shit this manga has such a mood of a manager in it like he is shipping the main pairing so hard and is just screaming internally all the time for them to get together already and keeps trying to get them in situations together like holy shit you are literally the face of shipping shout out to you Yukihito Yashihiro from skip beat!

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I was freaking reading a manga and a dragon popped up and it spoke funny so I gave it a derpy boy voice in my head and it turned out to be a freakin girl dragon human thing, I am done with this shit! Like forever more this cute little girl will have the voice of a derpy sounding dude and I am dying

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you know what I just remember that one time in primary school when for homework we had a word search to complete. Simple right? wrong! for you see the teacher did not bother to check any of the words could be found in the word search and we poor innocent kids and our concerned parents were left wondering where the fuck we were supposed to find the words as not a single freaking word was on the thing.