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hits wyou with a hammer ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

OIWWWWWWWW OWOWOWOWOWOWOPWWWWWWW i have turned into gwippa

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gwippa

gwippa make ackleduck :pleading:

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in my defense im really tired and You are so mean and cruel to me for no reason. for all you know maybe she knows someone who graduated in 05

this bitch just said 'class of 25 we're like mitski 20 years later... class of 2005' she's not THAT old omg

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more of my writing!! need to get back on my classics grind but writing is just too fun…

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my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

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blanditia… i will keep your meaning alive blanditia 💗

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i suppose i may also start posting my poetry here since for some reason people are following this?? back to regularly scheduled propertius posts soon though i prommy 🙏 anyway something i wrote 😋

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m3ow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow

what the fuck is that the real marcus agrippa in my asks

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in the agora straight up "discoursing" it. and by it. wel.. haha. lets justr say. my philorosphy.

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Propertius may be the ultimate struggler of the Roman elegies but his obsession with his lover and the resulting suffering are very touching. “Why does such beauty linger on earth among mortals? // Jupiter, I understand your amours in days of old” is absolutely insane

My favorite detail: the first word of the first poem in his Elegies is the name of his lover, Cynthia

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there is something to ghosts ; death does not finish everything a ghastly shade flees the extinguished pyre

—Propertius, IV.7.1-2

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You can tell how hungry for blood the tumblr userbase is this year by looking at how early in the month the Ides of March posts are being made

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Tumblr holidays not being used for the rest of the world is weird. What do you mean I have to go to school/work? Don't you people know Julius Caesar was stabbed multiple times?

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crazy that augustus had random bullshit expressions he made up like “quicker than boiled asparagus”… he’s a girl at heart 💗

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THIS IS FRYING MEEE “yeah he met virgil (awesome, sexy, totally obsessed with) and his boyfriend i think his name was whore ass?”

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If you saw a squid wearing a suit and a tie walking down the street would you tell anyone about it?

very late to this ask. i think i would probably tell my best friend but only after attempting to communicate with the squid and see if hes comfortable having pictures taken of him. and then id be like girl this guy is so cool have you seen this squid and i would try to befriend him because what the hell you’re telling me this squid is wearing a suit and tie that’s FIRE

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If I put a plastic bag over your head and unleashed a swarm of bees inside of it would you rapidly eat the bees in the bag before they could sting you?

i would certainly try to??? i’m not sure how capable i am of eating bees that are flying around really fast. to start with i would probably try to rip the bag but i’m assuming for the sake of the question it’s some kind of indestructible plastic? when that failed yes i would probably try to eat the bees but i doubt i would get many of them before they got to me. i also don’t know if i would be able to swallow them and actually WAAAIT. ignore everything i just said i would Not attack the bees because don’t they get more aggressive if you hurt one of them?? i would try to stay very still and probably cry if you did this to me. hope this helps!