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You what would be much cooler

That Wanda subconsciously put Pietro’s (ATJ) soul into Ralph’s (Evan Peter) body just like Billy did with Tommy.

Like Pietro tried so hard to come to terms with his new body and new life only for Agatha to use him.

Maybe he lost his memories and only because what happened in westview brought them back and now he is all disoriented and all messed up in his mind.

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A night before Christmas, 1976

It was enough that he couldn't handle it anymore. His body ached with lingering effects of the curse. It was decided, he won’t spend a minute longer.

Sirius hurriedly packed all of his belongings, stopping only when he saw a figure standing in his doorway.

“You are leaving.” Statement not a question because Regulus knows Sirius better than anyone.

“Yes. And you are welcome to come with me if you really like.” Sirius hoped that his brother would say yes. But hoping was futile. Sirius also knew his brother better than anyone.

Regulus made a face in disagreement. “Unlike you, brother, someone had to stay and take the responsibilities. Not everyone has the courage to leave everything behind when it’s up to them.”

“Courage? Of course. It takes courage to make decisions. To choose good out of bad.” Regulus scoffed.

“Maybe you need some courage Reggie, so that you can also choose the good. And you know how to differentiate. You are the more intelligent one between us.”

Sirius felt a lump in his throat.

“But you are the braver one, Ris.” Tears slipped through Regulus’ eyes. Not a second later, he felt arms wrap around him. It felt so good to be hugged by his brother again. It took him back to when they were younger, when they were closer, when they were……

“I have to go.”

“And I will not stop you.”

“Reggie, promise me… when the time comes, you will be brave.” Sirius held his brother’s face in his hands, almost as if they were children again.

“I will only promise you that if you promise me to use your brain more often.”

Sirius chuckled and shook his head. Regulus could feel himself smiling a bit.

“I may be leaving but I promise you. You are not alone. I would always be there if you needed me. You will always be my baby brother.”

Sirius took one last look at his brother and then his room.

“I should be leaving now.” He left his room, leaving Regulus there, who was now curled up on his bed and crying. Sirius descended the stairs, moving towards the front door as swiftly and quietly as he could. He stopped for a second.

Standing alone in the dark hallway.

“Please take care of Regulus for me. Please protect him as much as you can.” Sirius whispered.

“Yes master, Sirius.” Said a gruff voice.

And then he left, left the place he called his house, his personal hell. The Grimmauld Place.

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Hogwarts, late February 1981

‘Boy born at the end of July…..’

‘Those blood traitor Longbottoms have a son……’

‘Potter and his mud-blood wife gave birth to a boy too…..’

‘Please master, I cannot take you to the place. Not alone. Kreacher cannot. Please master……’

‘Reggie, please promise me…… when the time comes, you will be brave….’

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“Professor Dumbledore, I have important information that I believe would be useful to you.” For the first time in his life, Regulus felt the thrill of doing something he shouldn’t do.

Dumbledore looked shocked as if he was not expecting Regulus but some else.

“Ah. Mr. Black please come and have a seat.”

To be continued……..

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As someone who finds Anthony Bridgerton super relatable from a fed-up-eldest-sibling perspective. I want Julia Quinn to just give me a novella of Anthony decent into ultimate insanity from book 1 to 8

My Family an 8 book series by Anthony Bridgerton

Book 1: My best friend the traumatized Duke and my sister the one with the dubious understanding of the rules of consent and how they apply to baby making

Book 2: Falling inlove with Kate hoping my siblings absolutely do not follow my example of dumbassery, because even if my bad decisions are legendary I'm still right about all of them being idiots

Book 3: never make the mistake of thinking a sibling is well adjusted. Next thing you know he's seduced a maid, gone crying to mommy about his relationship issues and proposed to someone in jail

Book 4: Surviving Mr Bridgerton, lessons from my dumbass brother on how to end up as both lady Whistledown's sugar baby and Portia Featherington's son in law in one masterful session of stalking

Book 5: to sir Phillip with my apologies, how my sister managed to brainwash a man and two kids into naming her as their leader and I accidentally punched an innocent single dad for something that was wholy Eloise fault !

Book 6: The quiet one strikes back, see my most normal sister ruin her track record of cero scandals by bringing the Merry rake into the family. Using the excuse that what happens in Scotland stays in Scotland.

Book 7: felonies my little sister may need a lawyer for in her journey towards true love, breaking and entering, stealing private property, and the usual bribing of servants.

Book 8: I AM SO DONE. So Watch how Kate deals with my little brother's one man mission to top the entire family's track record for Mad shenanigans. While I comfortably hide in my study and scream.

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Writing Tips

Punctuating Dialogue

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➸ “This is a sentence.”

➸ “This is a sentence with a dialogue tag at the end,” she said.

➸ “This,” he said, “is a sentence split by a dialogue tag.”

➸ “This is a sentence,” she said. “This is a new sentence. New sentences are capitalized.”

➸ “This is a sentence followed by an action.” He stood. “They are separate sentences because he did not speak by standing.”

➸ She said, “Use a comma to introduce dialogue. The quote is capitalized when the dialogue tag is at the beginning.”

➸ “Use a comma when a dialogue tag follows a quote,” he said.

“Unless there is a question mark?” she asked.

“Or an exclamation point!” he answered. “The dialogue tag still remains uncapitalized because it’s not truly the end of the sentence.”

➸ “Periods and commas should be inside closing quotations.”

➸ “Hey!” she shouted, “Sometimes exclamation points are inside quotations.”

However, if it’s not dialogue exclamation points can also be “outside”!

➸ “Does this apply to question marks too?” he asked.

If it’s not dialogue, can question marks be “outside”? (Yes, they can.)

➸ “This applies to dashes too. Inside quotations dashes typically express—“

“Interruption” — but there are situations dashes may be outside.

➸ “You’ll notice that exclamation marks, question marks, and dashes do not have a comma after them. Ellipses don’t have a comma after them either…” she said.

➸ “My teacher said, ‘Use single quotation marks when quoting within dialogue.’”

➸ “Use paragraph breaks to indicate a new speaker,” he said.

“The readers will know it’s someone else speaking.”

➸ “If it’s the same speaker but different paragraph, keep the closing quotation off.

“This shows it’s the same character continuing to speak.”

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Wait wait wait. What about Kit Conner as older Elliot Bridgerton.

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Okay I am tired of everything. With my current mental state. There is nothing I can do.

So free from college and with unemployment at its peak.

I want to ask the writers of Tumblr —

How does one publish a book?

Like if I write something worth reading and I want to publish. How can I do that? While keeping in mind that I leave in a small city with no major publisher around me. Completely oblivious to real world of writing and publishing.

I am in desperate need of help with it. I have no knowledge whatsoever and I don’t want to make a fool out of my self.

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The fact that Billy heard Vision and Wanda’s “We’ve said goodbye before, so it stands to reason - we’ll say hello again.” Can you imagine how comforting that would be? Your world is ending and you can’t hear your brother breathing any more but you can still feel him. You can still feel your parents. And right when you’re about to lose them you hear them reassuring each other that it isn’t over, not forever. Just for now.

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh screaming crying throwing up!!!!!!!!

I have been religiously waiting for any updates about this story hfjskvdkkfjdksjtiws

Take whatever time you need Queen I would wait forever.

This story is forever in my archives. Saved up there for me to read it again and again.

I am currently OBSESSED with this story.

I can’t I can’t breathe. Somebody hold me back. I am going to wax poetics about it. I think about it all time I want moreeeeeeeee

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lily evans being a nickname person is so special to me. not only do we canonically have “tuney”, “sev”, and “wormy”, but she literally married into a friend group with secret code names.

and there’s literally no limit to her nicknaming ability. I mean, we’re already pushing it with “wormy”—a nickname for a nickname. so why stop there. “jamie”, “pads”, and “moons” when she’s feeling affectionate. “monty” and “effie” for her in-laws. “jimmy” when she just wants to fuck with james. “harold” when it’s three in the morning and she’s sleep-deprived and harry won’t go back to sleep. need I go on.

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a really good dream.

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i’ve seen relationship therapists and psychologists analyse hermione and ron’s relationship and conclude that they wouldn’t work out in the long run. they’ve argued for hermione to be with harry, krum, even DRACO (don’t understand how a counsellor can vow for canon dramione but alright) as an alternative partner for hermione since ron is “too insecure” to be with her and match her intelligent prowess or what have you.

i seriously don’t understand this sentiment. ron and hermione genuinely seem (almost) perfect to me, maybe not in the movies (a common denominator of people who don’t like romione is that they always cite evidence from the movies, since the films took a lot away from ron’s character and his growth), but definitely in the books.

looking at ron’s insecurities, a lot of people dredge his inferiority complex up to toxic masculinity primarily, when it was more explored how it was an effect of his home life (not gonna argue toxic masculinity wasn’t a factor, they’re teenagers in the 90s written by a pretty misogynistic woman so…). he was the youngest son out of how many children? all of his older brothers were brilliant in some way. bill was an extremely gifted spellcaster, charlie was gifted with magical beasts, percy’s academic score was unmatched, and fred and george (despite their trouble) were entrepreneurial inventor-geniuses. ron, on the other hand, was quite literally born a disappointment to his mother, who conceived him specifically because she wanted a daughter, whilst ginny was born her favourite (though, even then, ginny was gifted at quidditch). ron was mediocre in every sense of the word, and his two best friends were harry (one of the most famous wizards) and hermione (the smartest witch of her age yada yada). and i’ve seen people argue that harry was more welcomed by molly into the weasley household than ron ever was. this isn’t even mentioning the amount of bullshit he copped for being poor (people always downplay the blow to confidence being in poverty can have on a person who is constantly surrounded by people who not only have more, but look down on him for simply being unlucky as to not have what they do).

so yeah, ron was an envious kid, but he was that way not because he was an evil patriarchal conception but because he was lowkey neglected. and even then he was overall an extremely devoted and loyal friend to both harry and hermione, because he did genuinely love them.

there were many moments of ron standing up for hermione that was cut from the films, not as a guy who was romantically interested in her, but as a friend. ron arguing with snape for making hermione cry is one of my fav scenes in the books ru kidding me, and in the movies he AGREED with snape RU KIDDING ME. not to mention how ron was a sobbing violent mess when hermione was getting tortured in the last book, whereas he wasn’t nearly as bothered in the films. and the films cut out harry being a dick to ron about his familial concerns (in dh), so when ron left it seemed like a random dickish move over his jealousy towards harry and hermione’s relationship.

there’s also a million moments where they minimised ron’s usefulness in the books for comedic purposes (forbidden forest with aragog, troll scene, devils snare scene) so ron seems dumber than he is. like, he’s actually smart and a really good spellcaster…. in the books.

so simply by stating this most of the arguments against romione become void. “he’s too stupid/weak for her” simply not true. “he’s a terrible friend who doesn’t stand up for her” also not true. “he’s too insecure to have made a move on her,” yes, but given the context i don’t think people would freak on about ron’s upbringing, i think many would be more understanding, especially considering his growth. even if he wasn’t insecure, hermione is beyond incredible and is bound to make anyone nervous when pursuing her (not an excuse for ron to act like a dick, but it does explain a lot where the movies don’t). “they argue too much” they bump heads, none of the arguments they have are actually super damning, with the exception of ron leaving in deathly hallows.

maybe i’ve covered everything (excluding the abhorrent amount of classism that clouds people’s judgments around how they view ron when harping about how hermione deserves better? hopefully).

now, i know people won’t like me mentioning the cursed child, but i’m going to considering we actually get an insight of their life as a longterm married couple there. a lot of ron stans hated how ron was the only character that wasn’t doing something incredible. harry was head of the aurors, ginny was a famous quidditch player retired to a famous journalist, neville was a hogwarts professor, hermione was quite literally minister on magic. and ron…. ran the joke shop with george.

and i think this was almost the perfect route to go down for ron. because he was average, and was perfectly fine with just being average. hello?? that speaks leagues of growth for his character. he’s supportive of hermione’s work, he grounds her when she gets too caught up in being the literal president of wizarding society, and he still viciously defends her, minister or not. in fact, he’s proud to simply be known as hermione’s husband because he doesn’t feel the need to prove to anyone else his worth. the people he loves most know his worth, hermione never downplays or underestimates him, they are complete equals in the relationship in every single way that matters. they kept ron’s best qualities whilst making him seem more of a healed person. they work so well as a married couple without it seeming like mischaracterisation (not to mention the cursed child literally shows how those two are in love in every reality, so there quite literally can’t be a better partner for hermione or ron according to canon).

so i really don’t understand how professional relationship counsellors can go online and denounce it. probs because they only watched the movies, but it’s 2023 and ron stans should not STILL be fighting for their lives trying to defend him from people who simply don’t consume media with as much depth (which is fine, but one should clarify if they’re talking about the movies because i’ve seen people state they’re talking about the hp BOOKS when it’s simply just…. the films). anyways. romione on top, thanks to coming to my ted talk.

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Do people who claim that Ron doesn’t “deserve” Hermione simply… ignore that he begged Bellatrix to torture him instead of her?

That he was quite literally ready to die for her?

Like… what kind of cognitive dissonance is that?

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Okay but the Little Mermaid reference in the Last Olympian really made me wonder if Percy ever asked Triton if he has seven daughters or not. And then Triton would ask what did he mean to say. And then Percy will tell whole story of little mermaid.

It would be completely hilarious because Poseidon would probably be overjoyed with the prospect of having granddaughters.

Amphitrite would be proud of her son for staying loyal to one woman unlike *cough his father cough* someone.

Tyson would probably tell all his cyclops friends about his nieces. While Triton glares at Percy.

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You actually can't change my mind.

He never got the chance to see them be happy together 😭

He's doing it in their universe and I'm doing it here.

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Tonks and Teddy

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Dude. Even most fluffy jily fics give me angst. Because realisation hits you like bullet train when you remember that their happiness is short lived and they are dead!

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I love Jily but, excuse me, I will never read about them as a main ship cause they're just too sweet and in love? Like, that's so boring, I need angst and tears and Jegulus is just so much better to make me cry.

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WHAT this is absolute garbage. The person has clearly not read good angst jily fics before wlehdkaldbdn