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The Vees one morning (also Alastor's here, for some reason)

Val, walking in with a hot cup of tea: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? *Vel, Alastor, and Vox are horrified/stunned* Vel, building in rage: You...were putting it...in cold water? Vox, panicking in fear of Vel: Val? Answer the question, Val! Val: Yeah, I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the 'tea-ification' process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason. Vox: You don't have the patience to microwave water for, like, 3 minutes?! Alastor: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it? Vox: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove, Alastor? Alastor, slamming the table: It takes less than a MINUTE! Vox: Dude, is your stove powered by the fucking SUN?! Alastor: How long does it take for you to boil a cup of water on a stove? Vox: LIKE SEVEN MINUTES!!! Alastor: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in like 2 minutes. Less than that, and you use a sauce pan. Vox, laughing: You're putting the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat?? Your stove is enchanted! Vel: Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic...DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!?!? *Val, quietly leaves the room while everyone argues*

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Inspired by this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWv_8nOcNXE

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Me if I was kidnapped by the LOV

*I'm tied up, Spinner is keeping an eye on me so I don't escape.*

*I'm staring at him while he's not looking, but then he notices.*

Spinner: Alright, I'll bite. What is it?

Me: To be honest, I'm just amazed by you.

Spinner: if this is a way to get me to untie you, forget it.

Me: No, no, it's just I've never seen anyone like you before.

Spinner: What, a villain?

Me: I mean, I've never seen anyone that looks like you.

Spinner, giving a suspicious glare: Sounds like an insult...

Me: No, you're hot-

Me, panicking: I MEAN IT'S NOT! YOU'RE NOT HOT! Well, I mean, you are, but I meant--!

*moment of silence, just the two of us staring at each other.*

Spinner, looking away: *blushing* well...I'm glad you don't think I'm ugly..

Me: *to myself* Peach, you fucking idiot...

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Me, from the other side of the room: ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵇᶦ, ʸᵒᵘ ᶦᵈᶦᵒᵗᵎ

Some humanisation of The Vees.

Human design by @polmin

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It's so cute

The Ugly Duckling

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And stuff like this is why Alastor canonically hates kids.

Alastor's staff (part 1) || Charlie's toys AU

|Part 1 (you're here)| - |Part 2 (soon)| - |Part 3 (soon)|

Oh boy, rip Alastor.

Charlie is... kinda spolied already. I mean, what can you expect with such parents.

When a child throws a tantrum but you can't slap them to shut up, because it means the most painful death, but their tantrum is ALSO means your death

Poor Alastor, he's so fucked, am i right aahhaha

Also, i'm not making like full ass comic, like how for breakfast au or good intentions, more like just some bits i can think of

Check the tag to see more of the AU

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OOF

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Me with my occasional posts:

occasional posts from users

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I'm having the exact same response as Bao is right now.

Okay, I'm back to Normal! And I’ve unlocked Val in a way I shouldn’t have😫

Vox drew by my friend (@LittleCocomil in Twitter)

Val drew by Me!

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@omniuravity

Link to Artist

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Do you think you'll kill for me one day?

Yes, of course, I will, my darling

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Had this happen before I took a nap.

@omniuravity @fatgumsurpremacy-remastered @pinkhimecat @moths-and-mantids @neonvehk

(For those who can't read the small text: Do you think that Vox is a control freak and manipulates people because he's terrified of losing the power he has over his status along with the respect of the Vees since he doesn't want to accept the possible truth that he's all alone and no one cares about him?)

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@omniuravity 50s housewife val, 70s tourist dad Vox, and 70s hippie Vel are my favorite looks here

The Vees dressed up to match each other's eras ✨

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What boggles my mind constantly about this is that there will be a generation born that will see this subscription hellhole as normal.

I hope things change so that never happens...I wanna own things again. I can't afford so many subscriptions.

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Personal headcanon (or just a fun idea): Vox can take off his head and it still works. Kinda like a dullahan or Eda from Owl House. Imagine the jokes Alastor would make!

Alastor, holding Vox's disembodied head during the fight 7 years ago: "Vox, now's not the time to lose your head." Vox, uber pissed: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Light blue and dark blue.

@bloodypeachblog @fatgumsurpremacy-remastered @dynogadget @moths-and-mantids

Be honest also share this with the others.

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Ink Demon is perfect just the way he is.

YOU'RE NOT PERFECT

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Hey, I'm curious on something. I figured I'd ask here since I have more followers.