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Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990
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a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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Ozzie may be a puppy, but he does NOT have time to mess around.
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Season Finale now available!
Jack, Ginger, Tuesday, Jean Henri and Andrew are put to the test when the big day comes. Hilarity ensues.
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If you don’t believe us, just watch tomorrow’s episode at 6!
Episode 5 of Ordained available at http://ordained.tv at 6pm tomorrow. It’s gonna get weird.
“Uptown Funk” (Cover) by Beebs and Her Money Makers
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You asked me why I was taking you with me and I said, “no reason.” I was lying. It’s not important. Yeah, it’s the most important thing left in the Universe.
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Today at 6, don’t miss Tuesday at her most…well, Tuesday. itisalwaystuesday
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You: “Did they just...”
Us: “Yeah we did.”
Ordained, Episode Three now available
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#NowPlaying "Lose Yourself" by Larry Callahan from The Evolution II
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The blind lead the blind in Episode Three of Ordained! Don’t miss “Little Stevie” tomorrow at 8pm!
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Episode Two
Jack Dylan’s got a flock now, and he’ll do whatever it takes to convince them that he’s the real deal. When Jean Henri ropes him into performing a baptism, Jack finds no help from Ginger, whose priorities lie in the carnal direction. Does Jack have what it takes to baptize Louis, or is he a little too wet behind the ears?
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Episode One
Atheist college freshman Jack Dylan gets ordained online as a minister to officiate a friend’s wedding. To appear legitimate, he stages a public religious awakening and loses the respect of his friends, family, and girlfriend–but with his roommate Ginger’s help, Jack gains a small flock of followers who believe he’s the next messiah. The catch? The only thing Jack believes in is himself.
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Jack Dylan doesn’t believe in God. Don’t tell his disciples.
Ordained - A New Cult Comedy. Literally.
Episodes One and Two available now.
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“Atheist Minister” should be an oxymoron. Jack Dylan is just a moron.
Throw in a cult, and you’ve got Ordained.
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Jack Dylan has recently made a change in his life. Despite not believing in God, he has gotten Ordained online as a minister. Jack claims to be doing it for the good for humanity, but is he truly holier than thou?
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"God is like an imaginary friend" is probably not something a holy man should say. Jack Dylan is not a holy man. #Ordained
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