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i think i've had enough of cop shows, because atp most of us know they're just copaganda. so i want a cop show following a new recruit and the whole thing is a slow burn about how they realize how corrupt everyone is and decides somehow to fundamentally change the way everything works

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the vibes jd vance gives off

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Possibly the most humiliating thing i’ve done in the past 365 days is explaing of my own free will what Oncest was to my father

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Thank you, thank you

currently thinking about the Travesty that the shipname “CaitVi” is when Violyn is RIGHT FUCKING THERE

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currently thinking about the Travesty that the shipname “CaitVi” is when Violyn is RIGHT FUCKING THERE

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and yes im liking and reblogging my own post. what are you cowards going to do about it? nothing that’s what

currently thinking about & crying over the custom license plate i saw the other day that just said

hentai

im not religious but arent custom license plates a sin or something cause

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currently thinking about & crying over the custom license plate i saw the other day that just said

hentai

im not religious but arent custom license plates a sin or something cause

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My revolutionary take is to be as cringe as you fucking want because if you don’t do it then who will

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Everyone on this goddamn app is an attention whore. Not me though. Im just on here for the shits and giggles. Anyway guys like and reblog abd comment if you found this funn

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shoutout to the guy in my local grocery store with a wizard hat on, a dad and his kid going inside as i left talking about donuts, and the crow poking around the area just outside the doors

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My hot take is that i’d be immortal solely because i’d procrastinate dying

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

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When’d it do that???? I think i’d remember if that happened

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this reads like something framed on the side desk of your peepaw's retirement home room. get it peepaw

text: This dick got Alzheimer's

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As it turns out all you have to do to scream into the void is crawl back to the platform you left when you were thirteen because it gave you worse depression than you had before

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My version of snuislidal ideation is getting in the shower during a thunderstorm

If i die i die of a freak accident (peak way to be struck off this mortal coil) but the chances are so infintesimally low that i might as well just chance it and hope