brightshawcairns-shipper

[brightshawcairns-shipper]

hehe im posting nsfw

dr bright is standing. on a swivel chair.

dr shaw is also standing on another swivel chair.

they're having a race down the hall.

definitely not safe for work.

[brightshawcairns-shipper]

Hi.

It has recently come to my attention that Dr. Shaw was not solely created by djkaktus like I thought he was when I started this blog. Instead, he was created in the most part by Tumblr user daisybellejpeg, a victim of AdminBright. I regret not doing any research into his origins, because I would have stopped shipping him with Dr. Bright long ago had I found this out sooner.

I take full responsibility for any discomfort this has caused them and any other victims of AdminBright, and as such, I will be abandoning this blog and starting a new one, @elachlan-shipper. I will not mention Bright in this new blog.

I hope this will make up for what I've done, but I doubt it ever fully will. See you soon,

-Thaumiel

[brightshawcairns-shipper]

there was a spider in my hair, but not to worry, i've contained it under a cup

anyway i have now decided jack is terrified of spiders

-thaumiel

[brightshawcairns-shipper]

New pfp

I just edited some picrews together to make this

This is probably temporary until I either make or find another one

If anyone would like to help, that would be greatly appreciated

-Thaumiel

[brightshawcairns-shipper]

i love thinking about the character! *actively pacing around the room, breathing heavily, on the verge of tears*

[brightshawcairns-shipper]

Go support the donothan a family friend is currently doing for my mother's cancer: https://m.twitch.tv/bradwithnor/home

Or donate directly: https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-stevens-wife-battling-brain-cancer

I'll be aiming to post every day of the week to raise money for my mother. Scp is the only fandom I've ever had an audience in, so if anybody wants to show their support and throw a couple bucks our way, it'd be greatly appreciated.

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>First, we’ve discovered that about a quarter of all the internet connection in or out of the house were ad related. In a few hours, that’s about 10,000 out of 40,000 processed.

>We also discovered that every link on Twitter was blocked. This was solved by whitelisting the https://t.co domain.

>Once out browsing the Web, everything is loading pretty much instantly. It turns out most of that Page Loading malarkey we’ve been accustomed to is related to sites running auctions to sell Ad space to show you before the page loads. All gone now.

>We then found that the Samsung TV (which I really like) is very fond of yapping all about itself to Samsung HQ. All stopped now. No sign of any breakages in its function, so I’m happy enough with that.

>The primary source of distress came from the habitual Lemmings player in the house, who found they could no longer watch ads to build up their in-app gold. A workaround is being considered for this.

>The next ambition is to advance the Ad blocking so that it seamlessly removed YouTube Ads. This is the subject of ongoing research, and tinkering continues. All in all, a very successful experiment.

>Certainly this exceeds my equivalent childhood project of disassembling and assembling our rotary dial telephone. A project whose only utility was finding out how to make the phone ring when nobody was calling.

>Update: All4 on the telly appears not to have any ads any more. Goodbye Arnold Clarke!

>Lemmings problem now solved.

>Can confirm, after small tests, that RTÉ Player ads are now gone and the player on the phone is now just delivering swift, ad free streams at first click.

>Some queries along the lines of “Are you not stealing the internet?” Firstly, this is my network, so I may set it up as I please (or, you know, my son can do it and I can give him a stupid thumbs up in response). But there is a wider question, based on the ads=internet model.

>I’m afraid I passed the You Wouldn’t Download A Car point back when I first installed ad-blocking plug-ins on a browser. But consider my chatty TV. Individual consumer choice is not the method of addressing pervasive commercial surveillance.

>Should I feel morally obliged not to mute the TV when the ads come on? No, this is a standing tension- a clash of interests. But I think my interest in my family not being under intrusive or covert surveillance at home is superior to the ad company’s wish to profile them.

>Aside: 24 hours of Pi Hole stats suggests that Samsung TVs are very chatty. 14,170 chats a day.

>YouTube blocking seems difficult, as the ads usually come from the same domain as the videos. Haven’t tried it, but all of the content can also be delivered from a no-cookies version of the YouTube domain, which doesn’t have the ads. I have asked my son to poke at that idea.

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reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

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Alright, I've decided. Dr. Cairns is the new addition to the polycule! I'm going to update my pinned post accordingly, and expect a new profile picture soon when I learn how to photo-edit Picrews!

-Thaumiel

Soooo apparently Djkaktus decided to rewrite the guy again for some reason. Go to SCP-4498, there's a whole new name instead of Shaw in the title.

You have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

I literally burst out laughing when I saw this. Dr. Lachlan Cairns might be the fresh new addition to the Rewrite Polycule. Stay tuned!

(Also, I'm back from summer camp. Will post about it soon, if I remember.)

[brightshawcairns-shipper]

me, covered in my blorbo’s blood after I wrote a fic about them

[brightshawcairns-shipper]

MOM I'M FAMOUS

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Did Jack ever go to therapy to deal with Simon's death, or did that whole idea just made the loss even worse (you know, because Simon was a therapist)?

He never went to therapy about it because of what you just said: therapy just reminded him of Simon even more. Hope this answers your question!

-Thaumiel

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I don't know why, but my brain is stuck on the idea of them having to work with the Chaos Insurgency on a mission.

Not sure how that'd happen, though. Maybe if they're all kidnapped by some sort of a third party? Working together to escape?

I have no idea, I just think it would be cool.

Thanks for the idea! I'll see if I can write something like this. I'll reblog it with the fic when I'm done!

-Thaumiel

[brightshawcairns-shipper]

Soooo apparently Djkaktus decided to rewrite the guy again for some reason. Go to SCP-4498, there's a whole new name instead of Shaw in the title.

You have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

I literally burst out laughing when I saw this. Dr. Lachlan Cairns might be the fresh new addition to the Rewrite Polycule. Stay tuned!

(Also, I'm back from summer camp. Will post about it soon, if I remember.)

[brightshawcairns-shipper]

This is Elias holding a fatally wounded Jack in his arms after Jack got injured during a massive containment breach. You cannot convince me otherwise.

just a caretaker cradling a crying, hyperventilating whumpee in their arms. whispering reassuring things and hushes in whumpees ear as they rock them in their embrace, letting whumpee know that they're safe

[brightshawcairns-shipper]

It's Dr. Bright's birthday! (or, at least, my headcanon of his birthday).

[brightshawcairns-shipper]

And then there's the rare third fanon:

left: "genuinely happy and fulfilled" bright

Art by @evanwevand

the two fanons

left; “let’s go ride 682 and throw chainsaws at the o5” bright

right; “i wish i could die already” bright