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Just found out that Hamdan Ballal (Palestinian director of Oscar Winning Documentary “No Other Land”) was lynched by settlers and “disappeared” by the IDF today. Quite frankly there’s not too much to say here besides fuck the settlers, fuck the IDF, and fuck Netanyahu. Nothing justifies a lynching, and it is heartbreaking to see a man genuinely dedicated to peace attacked in such a way. May his memory be a blessing.

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Just found out that Hamdan Ballal (Palestinian director of Oscar Winning Documentary “No Other Land”) was lynched by settlers and “disappeared” by the IDF today. Quite frankly there’s not too much to say here besides fuck the settlers, fuck the IDF, and fuck Netanyahu. Nothing justifies a lynching, and it is heartbreaking to see a man genuinely dedicated to peace attacked in such a way. May his memory be a blessing.

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Ok ok here it is

The Angels of Respite are officially a Blood Angels successor chapter (but they really don’t like the Blood Angels) that hail from the feral world of Kochav Leh’et. It’s a desert world with 20 foot tall scorpions, so the Imperium decided to start a Space Marine Chapter there.

Now, the Angels of Respite were doing fine for a couple years until the first of their number began to fall to the Black Rage.

“What the fuck.” They asked. “Do we just go insane after a while?”

“Lol.” Said the Blood Angels. “Lmao.”

So the Angels of Respite don’t like their dads very much. They stopped really talking, and the Angels became their own thing.

The Angels of Respite changed up their organization a bit from the Codex, in that there’s a final, bigger thing above a company: a battle-group. A battle-group is two companies that work in concert and can act independently of the Chapter at large, going on their own shticks and stuff. The Astartes of each battle-group elect one of the Captains as the Chief of the group, and the other one serves as his advisor. Unfortunately, there’s only one battle-group left after a series of unfortunate events.

Battle Group Ishim: 9th and 10th Companies stay on Kochav Leh’et, which is really inconvenient when it turned out to be a Necron tombworld. They aren’t alive anymore.

Battle Group Malachim: 7th and 8th Companies vanished during Warp travel. (Someone give me a better idea please I’m begging.)

Battle Group Elohim: 5th and 6th Companies tried fighting Word Bearers on their way to fight on Cadia. A lot of them ended up getting baptized, and the others are dead.

Battle Group Seraphim: 3rd and 4th Companies are somehow still kicking.

Battle Group Chayos Hakodesh: 1st and 2nd Companies decided to give family therapy a change, and tried helping out at Baal to fix relations. You can guess how that ended up.

What is Chapter culture like? I’m glad you asked. As the name scheme implies, they take after Jewish culture a good bit. Obviously the names, but the Chapter has its own dialect of High Gothic that is suspiciously similar to Biblical Hebrew. They speak it to each other as a rule, and have heavy accents that freak other people out as a result.

Remember those 20 foot scorpions from earlier? The final Aspirant trial is to kill one and bring back its stinger and venom. The stinger is carved into a knife which is dipped into the venom, creating a poisonous blade called a Sakhin which is capable of killing an unarmored Astartes in one stab. Each Sakhin is highly personal to the Astartes, and no two are alike.

They worship the Emperor as a God, and Sanguinius as his Son (just because they hate their dad doesn’t mean they can’t love Space Jesus). They love their bolters to a worrying degree, and if any one of them so much as touches a chainsword, they are considered to have fallen to the Black Rage.

Now, what do these Astartes do about the Black Rage? They are immediately sent to live with their Chaplain as part of the Chaplain’s Retinue. As part of the Chaplain’s Retinue, they pray to Sanguinius for a cure to their condition 25 hours a day, and follow their Chaplain into battle when they aren’t praying. If they die? They are no longer suffering from the Black Rage. If they don’t? Time for the Hakharbet Dam.

The Hakharbet Dam is a ritual sacrifice that every member of the Chaplain’s Retinue is prepared to undergo. When a member of the Chaplain’s Retinue starts seeing Horus, the entire battle-group goes to the Reclusiam and prays together as the unfortunate battle-brother kneels before the Chaplain for a final judgment. After absolving the Brother of his sins, the Chaplain stabs him in his second heart with the Sakhin the Battle-Brotjer made as an Aspirant, killing him nearly instantly. The Sakhin is then placed in the Chapter’s Library, where it will sit for eternally.

Uhhhh so that’s about it that’s my guys pls give feedback

BOO look at my Space Marines.

In descending order:

Captain Ak’her Blumm of 4th Company

Lieutenant Lav’hii Klayn of 3rd Company

Chaplain Zhu’toss Baier, Master of Sanctity

Techmarine Ha’aron Aysan, Forgemaster

Honored Brother Yez’ryah Alman, Honored Dreadnought of 4th Company

One like and I loredump (and you should take that as a motherfucking threat)

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BOO look at my Space Marines.

In descending order:

Captain Ak’her Blumm of 4th Company

Lieutenant Lav’hii Klayn of 3rd Company

Chaplain Zhu’toss Baier, Master of Sanctity

Techmarine Ha’aron Aysan, Forgemaster

Honored Brother Yez’ryah Alman, Honored Dreadnought of 4th Company

One like and I loredump (and you should take that as a motherfucking threat)

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Lord above… 🙏

I just really liked this pose

Original under the cut

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Also (this isn’t necessarily important but it’s my favorite part of Wolfenstein) the only way the Nazis won is by stealing the Jewish Iron Man Suits and technology that we just. made in a cave with a box of scraps 1,000 years ago. They cannot win without stealing our shit

being a jew studying preholocaust european jewish history is just *mourns over what could have been, mourns over what could have been, mourns over what could have been, mourns over what could have been, mourns-*

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I think you have me confused with someone else, I haven’t done any DC/40k crossover stuff. That sounds cool as hell tho, if you find it please let me know

Having a warhammer AU is so very funny because I’m doing whatever I think is cool/funny. Like hell yes the White Scars become pirates. Hell yes Slaaneshi Salamanders. Hell yes Konrad Curze dies fighting Daemon Russ. Hell yes Big E gets C’taned by Necrons.

Pleasee someone ask me about this I’m normal I swear I’m just a little autistic

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About what in particular?

Having a warhammer AU is so very funny because I’m doing whatever I think is cool/funny. Like hell yes the White Scars become pirates. Hell yes Slaaneshi Salamanders. Hell yes Konrad Curze dies fighting Daemon Russ. Hell yes Big E gets C’taned by Necrons.

Pleasee someone ask me about this I’m normal I swear I’m just a little autistic

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Hello all zero people who gaf about this blog my mental health be kinda shit lately so y’all won’t hear from me for a bit. I’ll still be alive but it’s been a shit few months so like. Bye for now

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when will i find someone that loves me like i love them?

never. no one will make their schedule around yours so they can spend every last second possible with you. no one will ever say they won’t leave you and mean it. no one will have nightmares about you leaving them. no one will ever pick you as their favorite.

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BECAUSE I DID NOT EXPECT A REDDIT ATHEIST LIKE DR. BOBATHAN HOUSE TO INVOKE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS HANNIBAL CHRIST

@professional-termite BRO ISTG I SAW A DR. HOUSE CLIP ON TIKTOK WHERE HE POINTED OUT A PATIENT’S “JEWISH LAST NAME” TO DIAGNOSE THEM THEN DOUBLED DOWN AND SAID “THEY KILLED OUR LORD” WTF IS FBIS SHOW

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@professional-termite BRO ISTG I SAW A DR. HOUSE CLIP ON TIKTOK WHERE HE POINTED OUT A PATIENT’S “JEWISH LAST NAME” TO DIAGNOSE THEM THEN DOUBLED DOWN AND SAID “THEY KILLED OUR LORD” WTF IS FBIS SHOW

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oh you’re a fan of my blog? name five of my worst opinions

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you will not be surprised to learn that not only was the commercial spot in question not “about how we all need to stand with Israel”, but israel & palestine are not referenced or alluded to in any way whatsoever.

here’s the ad:

it’s not even an ad primarily about antisemitism. it’s a campaign called “Stand Up To All Hate” about standing up to racism, Islamophobia, homophobia, sexism, antisemitism, etc.—all hate, as the name suggests.

and, for a split second, there’s a kid wearing a kippah. that’s it. shaq appeared in an ad where a kid wears a kippah and that is what is getting him accused of “supporting genocide”

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Hi if you still listen to Kanye after today I just want you to know you’re a Nazi that’s it send post

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Hello fuck you Warhammer AU lore on your dash

The Siege of Terra was The Lion’s planned final offensive against the loyalist forces that guarded the Imperium of Man. The Lion, fighting a war of attrition, began to feel the Ruinous Powers controlling him more and more with every passing second. Knowing his time was drawing near, he tasked Roboute Guilliman with planning an offensive that would cripple the Imperium, once and for all. Guilliman devised a plan that would use warp tunnels that connected to Terra via seemingly unimportant systems, tunnels that had been discovered by the Space Wolves as they fled the burning wreck of Prospero. The Salamanders, now reduced to savage torturers that hardly resembled their once noble selves, sent envoys to these worlds that massacred any living presence that remained. Their work was dismissed by the Imperial presence at large as the work of Slaaneshi depravity, and the staging ground for the Siege of Terra was set. The Iron Hands, fighting in the Martian Civil War, began to lay preparations to conquer the homeworld of the Mechanicum once and for all using daemonic weaponry. Corvus Corax was given the difficult task of disciplining the newly-Daemonic Leman Russ using sorcery that he had learned in his endless conflicts with The Changer of Ways. He learned to control Leman as Tzeentch controlled him, using the Wolf-Lord as the same puppet he was to the divine. The Heretic Legions were ready to wage war on Terra, and kill the Emperor where he stood.

However, Konrad Curze had foreseen such an incursion with his prophetic vision, and had rallied all the forces of the Imperium at his disposal to the defense of these warp tunnels. Loyalist Imperial Fists had been conducting War Games with the Iron Warriors in the Imperial Palace in order to ensure any assault made on the palace would be repulsed, any advance made by the traitor legions halted. The Night Haunter had set his sons the task of disciplining the criminal underbelly of Terra into a fighting force to stall an attack, and had amassed an army of scum and gangers to defend Holy Terra. Fulgrim, after fighting newly awakened Necrons in deep space, was returning to Terra as fast as he could manage with his broken legion. The Luna Wolves, still ashamed of their weakness, had positioned themselves right outside the warp tunnel that led to Terra as penance for their failures. Horus had reluctantly accepted the aid of 2,000 Custodians and Sisters of Silence in this endeavor, though he thought himself unworthy of their help.

Such was the state of the Leonine Heresy, before the Siege of Terra began.

How the battle began is not recorded, but much is known of its ending. A month of war and conflict had raged on the planet, and little had come of it. The Dark Angels, aided by their Primarch and the Heretical Imperial Fists led by Sigismund, had laid siege to the Imperial Palace on all sides. The Blood Angels, so dearly deluded by their own minds, had thrown themselves in droves at the walls of the palace to no avail. The Custodians, steadfast in their conviction, had held the endless tides of Daemons summoned by the Psykers of the traitor legions for an apparent eternity. Alpharius, one head of the Alpha Legion, had been slain in apparent cold blood by Mortarion. Despite this, Omegon still remained to wreak havoc behind the lines of the Loyalist regime. Magnus, leading his legion of sorcerers, had begun battle with the Space Wolves, and was approaching victory. It was his one complaint that Leman Russ was not there so that Magnus may slay the Daemon Prince for good. To most, Leman Russ vanished, nowhere to be found. However, the Traitor Primarchs knew the truth, as Leman Russ was puppeted by Corvus Corax into doing battle with Konrad Curze. Though the Night Haunter fought valiantly, he was no match for the combined might of a Daemon Primarch such as Leman, and the sorcery of one such as Corvus Corax.

Meanwhile, Roboute Guilliman used his Legion to fight the Solar Auxilia stationed on Terra, understanding the threat they posed if allowed to continue. However, Horus sought redemption for his failure to save his homeworld from the Heretics, and so he met Guilliman on the field of battle. Aided by the Solar Auxilia, Horus and the Luna Wolves slew the Ultramarines to but 1,000 men and took Guilliman prisoner, intending to detain the XIIIth against his better judgment.

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It’s a Cheddartillery battery actually

and yup its chefclub night again