calliesmau

[calliesmau]

I opened tumble after a long day and saw that you posted, I got so so excited!

And omg?? This new part was very much worth the wait!!!! I absolutely ADORED it, it’s perfect on every level

The slight variation to fit each one of them, the pacing of the events, reader’s reaction and stance on their treatment, all of it was so well done!!!

Also, the way you wrote reader being empathetic while still not forgiving their actions was perfect. It’s very realistic, especially the internal battles that we can feel reader going through even when not directly communicated

As I mentioned before, the balance of angst yet not too far as to be completely unredeemable is so perfectly executed and we can see it more in part 2

Overall, great job!! Part 2 was very well written, I enjoyed reading it sm

-🍄anon

Helloooo!

So glad to see you're back! fun fact, I was thinking about you while posting these two parts, so happy you like them!!

The guys are quite toxic in their own ways and Reader knows it. It's a difficult situation, but I wanted it to be realistic. They've clearly not forgotten and I'm not sure Reader will be able to move on from the whole incident, but that's up to the reader's interpretation in the end.

THANK YOU SO MUCH :)!!

[calliesmau]

Vicious Toxic Spit - Part 2 (Price, Soap)

Summary: Coming back from a mission can send you down a spiral. And now they are. Spiralling. Be careful of the fragments on detonation, the injuries can be lethal. 

This is not about saving them. This is not about redemption. Not your role. Not your place. You’ll just die bleeding. 

Parts: Part 1, Part 2 (Gaz and Ghost)

Warnings: Mentions of violence and death.

[calliesmau]

Vicious Toxic Spit - Part 2 (Gaz, Ghost)

Summary: Coming back from a mission can send you down a spiral. And now they are. Spiralling. Be careful of the fragments on detonation, the injuries can be lethal. 

This is not about saving them. This is not about redemption. Not your role. Not your place. You’ll just die bleeding. 

Parts: Part 1, Part 2 (Price and Soap)

Warnings: Mentions of violence and death.

Starring: Gaz and Ghost (too long to post the others)

Kindly reminder: Sammy is Simon.

[calliesmau]

Hello :> recently I’ve come across your blog, I’m so glad I did, I love this style of story-telling! I’m glad I discovered you when I did, landed on the perfect timing between enough material to binge read and in time to be waiting excitedly for your next part of the angsty one!!

I hope you’re doing well and that your prioritise yourself always <33

Hello,

Thank you so much for your kind message 🥺!! Really glad you’re enjoying what I have to offer ahaha.

Yeees!! Actually, I’m back to working out after a two-months break, and it feels soooo good.

[calliesmau]

Dw about the reply being long, I quite like to learn more about the process and your thoughts writing this!! And as you can probably tell from my long asks, I like to ramble too 😅

Honestly I was js really happy that I got a reply, same giddy feeling as tweeting about your fav and them seeing and replying.

And I’m glad I didn’t come off as nagging or pressuring, I completely understand why artists/writers hate those types of messages especially when they’re rude too, it can wear people down

Also you’re absolutely nailing it at the ‘slice of life’ aspect, it really does feel like scrolling through texts you’d actually come across on someone’s phone.

And as I mentioned before, you have the perfect amount of angst while keeping it realistic that I do see them coming back from their fuck up but it would take time/effort for forgiveness and I adore that

Oh also reader’s reaction in each scenario!!! You’ve conveyed the feeling and emotions so beautifully, I can vividly imagine the scenes playing out regardless of it being over text, the tones and reaction is communicating quite well!!

I think I’ve rambled on long enough lmao,, Good luck with your writing and take all the time you need <33 at the end of the day it’s your craft and we’re lucky that you’re sharing it with us, I’m just happy to enjoy it and I’m looking forward to reading anything you post!!

I dunno if I’d have the courage to send in other asks, so there’s no guarantee there. But in case I do, would you mind if I was 🍄 anon?

Rambling gang 🤝

Awww thank you so much 🥺! You’re so sweet!!

Oh yeah, I get why other writers can sometimes be pissed at some comments. But tbh, I think I’m pretty chill, so no worries about that (please people don’t tiptoe when messaging me or excuse yourself or anything. As long as it’s not a hate ask, or harshly asking for the next update, everything is fine!)

Now I cannot tell you too much about what will happen, but I really hope you’ll like it!

(I’ve actually started a little Drabble for Part 3 hehe!) (the text format wasn’t going to work for what I have in mind).

But truly thank you so much. Glad I’m able to convey such emotions through texts. English isn’t my native language, so I’m always a bit self-conscious ahaha.

Promise it won’t be that long!! Just have a lot on my plate at the moment (studying for the bar exam rn).

At the end of the day, we may share our works with you, but it’s our readers who motivate us. Every interaction feeds us. So trust me, WE are grateful ahah.

Feel free to chat whenever you want, no pressure! I love to talk . And yes of course!! You’re now officially 🍄Anon!

Hope we’ll chat again, and if not (no pressure again!), I hope you’ll enjoy everything that is to come!

Have a good day!

[calliesmau]

On the edge of my SEAT for Vicious Toxic Spit pt2, I’ve been refreshing you tumble page the entire day LMAO

Of course, this isn’t meant to push you to post. I’m just really hooked on your series, rereading through the posts whenever I have free time. It’s a really compelling AU and I really think you’re executing it very well!!

Especially the cliff hanger??? It’s the perfect ambiguity to keep my imagination running without giving too much away of what’s next to come, and it’s very much realistic!! It’s not overly exaggerated as to be completely unforgivable, yet it still delivers the perfect hurt

I really hope that this didn’t come off as me pressuring or nagging you to post, that is not at all my intention and I’m sorry if it comes off as such. I’m willing to wait however long, your work is worth the wait. And if you don’t post I completely respect that too

I appreciate whatever you post whenever you do and I wish you the best <33 hope you have an amazing day/evening!!

That is the nicest message ever, thank you!! You made my day 🥺. 

Sorry for the delay once again :(. 

I was first struggling with where I wanted this to go and how many parts I wanted to write. I enjoy writing long stories in the SMAU format but I do feel like people in general prefer shorter ones (?) (I don't know, pls tell me people). So yeah, didn’t want to drag out this one in the end. But a quick resolution would also be weird. (There is only one part left (Part 2) but normally I’ll leave it with an open ending. I might add another one though, depends on how Part 2 will be received). 

Plus, I have to fit this ‘event’ in the whole AU, so I wanted it to be quite ‘angsty’/toxic but not too much so that it is unforgivable. Also I don’t want to forget that these are soldiers, in their late 20s/30s. So it’s not always rainbows and flowers, faaaar from it. I also want to explore their toxic side/how their work can affect them in their daily lives (e.g. struggling to go shopping (too many people), to have intimacy, (to not be a little shite for Soap (kidding.)), etc). 

Thank you for the realistic comment btw! That’s what I’m aiming for. I really want to share a full, realistic and linear story, but only with texts. Kind of a slice of life thing? Very happy that it’s working! 

Good news though, it’s now half-written :)!  (Currently struggling with Gaz, but he's my favourite so that's on me eeh)

And don’t worry, you’re not coming off as pressuring or nagging me aha!! I know  it can be tricky to message authors, since we can sometimes interpret things the wrong way. But please people, send me comments, requests, thoughts or whatever. I’ll actually love that!!! 

So thank you for messaging me once again!! (and sorry for the super long reply, I like rambling)

[calliesmau]

Ok. Next SMAU is MRE tasting for Reader. I don’t make the rules. (I do.)

[calliesmau]

Wrong Pic, Right Pic

Roommate!AU

Summary: The title is self-explanatory.

Warnings: Suggestiveness. 

Starring: Gaz, Ghost, Price, Soap. 

Kindly reminder: Sammy is Simon.

AN: Sorry for the delay. I’m currently drowning in work, but life is good. Enjoy! 

(Part 2 of Vicious Toxic Spit should come out tomorrow. I headcanon this SMAU as happening about 8 months after (?). But you do you.)

[calliesmau]

I’m sorry but this so 141 coded. Try to argue with me. I won’t take any criticism.

Makarov: so Price is the leader, Gaz is the perfect one… Ghost is the brooding bad boy and Laswell… well she’s the woman… so what are you supposed to be?

Soap: IM SCOTTISH 👹👹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[calliesmau]

Idea for part two. Reader beats them up teehee 🤭

She’s unfortunately not trained or strong enough to do that…

Now emotional warfare on the other hand 😏.

[calliesmau]

Vicious Toxic Spit (COD SMAU)

Starring: Gaz, Ghost, Price, Soap (Roommate!AU) (Ghost is Sammy, he didn’t give his real name).

Coming back from a mission can send you down a spiral. And now they are. Spiralling. Be careful of the fragments on detonation, the injuries can be lethal. 

This is not about saving them. This is not about redemption. Not your role. Not your place. You’ll just die bleeding. 

Warnings: mentions of violence, sexism (hi Soap, how u doin’ sweetie?) abusive language, no confort. (MDNI)

ANGST

This content is dark, toxic, and abusive (the holy trilogy right?), please read with caution. 

[calliesmau]

Deep in Wax

Staring: Ghost, Gaz, Soap, Price (Roommate!AU)

Summary: Used to your monthly wax sessions, you’ve gained too much confidence. Can’t be that complicated to do your bikini wax yourself, right? Wrong. Don’t worry, help is on the way. 

Warnings: Suggestiveness, MDNI.

F!Reader

AN: Ghost!Reader is actually demisexual but she hasn’t met her   "person" yet (I mean, she has. She just didn’t realised that yet). Simon is not a virgin, but is indeed asexual. We’ll come back to this later (he unfortunately pressured himself into having sex in the past, especially due to toxic masculinity :) ).

(Did you know the French have a word for doing the helicopter with your dick? It’s "helicobite". Or helicock, if you prefer. Or even helicodick!

…That’s fabulous. They also have a word for slapping someone with your dick. But, truth be told, I don’t think I’ll ever need that one for a SMAU).

[calliesmau]

Gym Time (COD SMAU)

Including: Price, Ghost, Gaz, Soap (Roommate!AU)

Summary: Everyday, having a roommate is a headache. Sometimes, it's useful. It's one of this day.

Warnings: Suggestiveness, MDNI (no smut)

F!Reader

AN: Obviously, John doesn’t need Reader to turn down women. He just doesn’t know how to flirt.

Ghost is Sammy. He didn't give his real name to his best (and only) roommate.

And yes, Gaz is bisexual. 

EDIT: I’ve just realised I wrote “Miss Price” instead of Missus…

(I've realised I can post more than 10 images with a computer. Please feel threatened because you are 👹!)

[calliesmau]

COD ROOMATE!AU - Gaz and Soap ver (FINAL PART - 3)

Summary: The rent is cheap. For a reason. The headache is now permanent. (And so is the fear).

Warnings: None, sfw.

Previous parts: Part 1 (Gaz and Soap), Part 2 (Gaz and Soap), Part 1 (Ghost and Price), Part 2 (Ghost and Price), Part 3 (Price), Part 3 (Ghost)

AN: I tried to implement some Scottish in Soap’s texts (which was a real struggle (I don’t even know how to implement British slang to begin with)). Feels like it’s too much? You tell me. 

Overall not that happy with these two, specially Gaz’s version. But eh, that’s life! 

[calliesmau]

Updated Masterlist

Started: 09/05/25

Last Updated: 03/06/25

Total works: 13

COD (Gaz, Ghost, Price, Soap)

COD ROOMMATE!AU

Cheap Rent - completed

Part 1 (Ghost and Price)

Part 2 (Ghost and Price)

Part 3 (Price)

Part 3 (Ghost)

Part 1 (Gaz and Soap)

Part 2 (Gaz and Soap)

Part 3 (Gaz and Soap)

Gym Time

Deep in Wax

Vicious Toxic Spit - in progress

Part 1

Part 2 (Gaz and Ghost)

Part 2 (Price and Soap)

Wrong Pic, Right Pic

[calliesmau]

COD ROOMMATE!AU - Ghost ver (FINAL PART - 3)

Summary: The rent is cheap. For a reason. The headache is now permanent. (And so is the fear).

Previous parts: Part 1 (Ghost and Price), Part 2 (Ghost and Price), Part 3 (Price), Part 1 (Soap and Gaz), Part 2 (Soap and Gaz)

Warnings: Mentions of death 

AN: One soup = one success achieved! You have now unlocked *Sammy’s first career*. Jeez, TMI Simon, TMI. Let the poor Reader process everything. 

Kind reminder: Sammy is Simon. Buddy didn’t want to give his real name. Yeah, yeah. They’ve been living together for one year, but still. 

[calliesmau]

COD ROOMMATE!AU - Price ver (FINAL PART - 3)

Summary: The rent is cheap. For a reason. The headache is now permanent. (And so is the fear)

Price couldn’t paint to save his life. Good thing he usually has a gun. (Can be read as a standalone I suppose?)

Previous parts: Part 2 (Ghost and Price), Part 2 (Soap and Gaz), Part 1 (Gaz and Soap), Part 1 (Price and Ghost)

Warnings: Price’s ego is dead and gone 🕊️

GN!READER

AN: Final part of Price’s version. Hope you liked it! But fear not, a lot more SMAUs are coming for this ROOMMATE!AU.