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Winner cover BIGBANG " HARU HARU" and sang "Really Really" next. Love Winner cover, they always do it their way. Winner love you BIGBANG love you YG FAM love you ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
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"SO HOT " ( The Blacklabel remix) _ Blackpink
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Mixnine... one of the best cover I heard...❤ Love in the ice DBSK...
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So funny, the question are ridiculous...🤣🤣🤣🤣
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How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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Pourquoi?
Je ressens ce sentiment d'envie d'en finir mais j'ai pas assez de courage pour en finir...
Cela fait de moi une faible? J'ai toujours eu se sentiment de ne pas être assez bien aux yeux des gens...Je sourie comme si de rien était, fais semblant que tout vas bien tout les jours mais au plus profond de moi, je sais que ça ne va pas...
Parfois j'arrive même à me faire croire que je vais bien mais mon mal être reviens toujours au galop.
Je cache mon mal être par des maux de ventre, de tête... auprès de ma famille afin de ne pas les inquiéter, mais je sais qu'un jour ils le verront, mon mal être. Je vois tout le monde travailler dur pour leur avenir mais moi j'y arrive pas même quand je fais des efforts...
Je me renferme peu à peu sur moi même et j'ai peur qu'un jour je fasse l'irréparable.
Y à qu'une seule personne qui fait que je tiens toujours le coup mais j'ai peur qu'un jour qu'elle ne soit plus suffisante...
Je me demande tout les jours, "Pourquoi?" Pourquoi je ne me sens pas à ma place dans ce monde? Pourquoi je n'ai pas de réponse à mes questions? Pourquoi suis obligé de vivre? Pourquoi j'y arrive pas? Pourquoi l'impression que c'est facile pour certains et pour moi, Non? Pourquoi vivre? Juste, POURQUOI?
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I feel this desire to finish but I do not have enough courage to finish ...
This makes me a weak? I always felt that I was not good enough in the eyes of people ... I smile as if nothing had happened, pretend that everything is fine every day but deep within me, I know it's not okay no ... Sometimes I can even make myself believe that I'm fine but my bad being always come back.
I hide my bad being with stomach ache, headaches ... for my family so as not to worry them, but I know that one day they will see it, my bad being.
I see everyone working hard for their future, but I can not do it even when I make an effort ...
I am gradually closing myself and I am afraid that one day I will do the irreparable.
There's only one person that makes me hang on but I'm afraid that one day it won't be enough ...
I wonder every day, "Why?" Why do not I feel at home in this world? Why do not I have an answer to my questions? Why do I have to live? Why can not I? Why does it feel like it's easy for some people and for me? Why live? Just, WHY?
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So funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
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once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
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I really need a talk show like this... a talk show about men and women, green light, sex, a open mind show with people who knows what there're talking about
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You had a hard time in this world, I hope you found the peace you needed and I hope you won't be worried about anything else than yourself. I'm going to think of your death as a trip you take to rest... a long trip... Hope we'll (you +fans) meet in another life, where you'll be happy, have no worries, free... In life where you'll be happy to enjoy what you do... just enjoy yourself.
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I'M BACK!!!!
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Daebak! a 1 an aujourd'hui !
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Daebak! a 1 an aujourd'hui !
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I’m watching BIGBANG MADE Tour and I feel happy, sad and really proud of them.
BIGBANG introduced me to the Kpop world. It’s been four years that I fell in love with them. When I listen to their song... I don’t really know how to explain how I feel... It’s MAGIC!! 
They are so amazing...  My Favorite boy group it’s them!
BIGBANG LOVE YOU <3
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I have nothing to say beautiful song Oh Mom by T.O.P
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Ladies and gentleman let me introduce my homies We are no longer team b. The name is IKON... I lover this reinterpretation of "MERCY" by Joonho, Donghyuk, Chanwoo and B.I. I'm fallin' more and more deeply with them. I don't know if I love Chanwoo or Hanbin more IKON fighting, Sarangae!!!!!💖❤💙💖 IKONICS fighting!!✌
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IKON is coming to town… Love this song so much When I hear IKON song I see mini bigbang. They put their own color in the song and they write what they really want to tell and not what people want to hear. Actually, I didn’t know them. I saw bobby and B.I in running man and I start to like them. I hope people will enjoy their song. IKON figthing 💪 Sarangae!!!!!❤❤❤
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(via Song Ji Hyo and Chen Bolin film date in Seoul for Chinese 'We Got Married')
Song Ji Hyo and Chen Bolin were spotted in Seoul after their first meeting for the Chinese version of 'We Got Married'.
Chen Bolin arrived in South Korea on January 20, and the new onscreen couple had a street date on the 23rd. Despite the cold weather, it looks like the two stars kept each other warm with their company.
Their first episode is slated to air in April. Are you excited to see their chemistry onscreen? 
by ALLKPOP
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Happy new year!!!!
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Omg psy cover up and down by EXID
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