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So I was on AO3 and I have a question to the Eminem fandom:

HOW COME THERE IS ONLY 3 EMINEM/CHRISTINA AGUILERA FICS??

Like I'm sorry but this is something I thought the people on AO3 would eat up (I've seen and read way worse) and how come one of those fics is an unfinished thing that's on English and 5he other two are on Chinese. Like how???? Am I the only one being so delusional that I think I could slay this down????

Update: I found another one one on English

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Idk how I got there and honestly, I don't want to know how I did it.

Anyway, I'm a fan of Eminem now and I am shipping emgk

I also am obsessed with the idea of Marshall×Slim Shady

I'm aware that this is technically impossible but I don't care

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There are two types of things I never want to relate to.

1. Dostoevsky's writing

2. Freud's theory

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Charlie *looking through the mail*: Baby shower invitation? Is that ass of an older brother now making fun of my size?

Molly: Give that to me.

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Bill: The recipe says 'beat three eggs'.

Charlie: Like in hand-to-hand combat?

Bill: It is worth a try.

Fleur *from the other side of the house*: BOTH OF YOU, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!

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I watched 'Death of Stalin' and I loved it.

Listen to me, it could've been a serious movie about the power fights of the people under Stalin, but instead we got peak political comedy featuring Jason Isaacs in a military uniform with some really good one-liners.

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Bill and strict, no way

I'm always wondering how people can imagine Bill being strict, like I'm pretty sure that this dude went with Charlie in the forbidden forest. Like he didn't wanted Charlie to get hurt, but he completely understood where Charlie came from, so he decided to calm his own wants and went with Charlie in the forbidden forest.

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I've read it already somewhere else and I can't get my mind of this: Bill Weasley using he/they as his pronouns.

I have even an idea for this in my head, a tic where he is 18 and telling his 16 year old brother Charlie that he is he/they, but in 80s terms.

The fic:

Bill couldn't get his mind of it, he just couldn't get it of it. Since months, no since years he was thinking about it. Being a boy, a boy, what does it mean? He never understood it. When was he a boy and when not? What if he doesn't feel like being a boy?

He has noticed that those thoughts may be not so normal when Charlie started to ask him questions about being a boy. He didn't asked the questions Bill had in his head when he was that age. Charlie seems not to question that he is a boy, he sees it as a fact.

With the time the thoughts got clearer, he started to understand that he isn't completely a boy, well he is but not like the others. He just isn't a boy with a capital B just with an small one.

Whenever his boyfriend (I headcanon Bill as pan) calls him "his boyfriend" in front of their friends he feels like correcting him, but in the other hand, how should he explain to Fynn that he isn't a complete boy. He can't even explain as what the other part feels like, because either is just nothing.

,, Bill, you zoned out again.", he hears Charlie say it sound like he is far away. ,, I'm sorry, I'm paying attention to you now." , Bill excuses himself. ,, No, Bill not again, you've been saying this since months to me. What is wrong?", he says and puts his papers away the correction of his homework for History of Magic can wait till later.

,, Charlie, I'm fine, I promised to listen to your homework, now let's finish it.", Bill tries to talk himself out. ,, No, not again this trip, you did it since months, I want to know what's wrong. Please tell me, I'm willingly to listen.", he cries out.

,, Charlie, it's- I can't explain it, it is just to complex to understand, even for me.", he explains while he hugs Charlie. ,, Billy, I want to know what's with you, did something happen between you and Fynn?", he says against Bill's shoulder.

,, Everything is fine between me and Fynn, it's just something with me.", he tries to calm him down. ,, Are you sick?", he asks worried. ,, No, I'm not." ,, Then what's wrong?"

,, Have you ever questioned who you are?", Bill asks while he softly caresses Charlie's head. ,, How do you mean it, I was always sure that I'm a Weasley?", his younger brother answers a it confused. ,, No, have you ever questioned if you're really a boy?"

,, N-no, I was always sure that I'm a boy, am I not?" ,, I guess you are one, but I'm not sure if I am one.", Bill answers while he looks over Charlie's head.

,, Then what are you then?", Charlie asks confused. ,, Well that's the part that is hard to explain." ,, I listen Bill.

,, Well, one part inside me feels like a boy, but the other is just- just nothing.", he tries to explain. ,, So you are a boy and at the same time you aren't?", Charlie asks. ,, Yeah, yeah this is how it is.", Bill says a bit euphoric. ,, So you're my older brother, who isn't an complete brother. My special sibling?", Charlie says a bit confused. ,, Yes, yes, I guess I am.", Bill days euphoric. ,, See, it wasn't this hard to explain." ,, You're just good at listening and understanding."

,, So, I'd like my special sibling to he help me with my homework.", Charlie says enthusiastic. , Yes, now I will concentrate completely on your homework."

,, Are you gonna tell Fynn this too?", Charlie asks. ,, Yes I will obviously, he deserve the truth.", Bill says and takes a deep breath out. ,, But will you both still love each other after this?" ,, Nothing really changes, so I hope yes." ,, Well, if he doesn't, then he is just an idiot.", Charlie says calmly.

,, Charles Weasley, don't you dare to call my boyfriend like that.", Bill laughs.

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So this is how I'd imagine this, the coming out could be weird, since I never had one, Tumblr is the first place it know that I'm a demi girl. If like some feedback, since this is one of the first fan fiction's I have written on English, it's a bit complex for me since I'm german

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Headcanon about Ron:

Whenever he has to sort something in alphabetical order he has to sing the ABC song, sometimes even out loud.

It drives Percy and Ginny up the wall

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I can totally imagine Bill letting his siblings climb in his bed when they can't sleep or have nightmares

charlie defently climbed in his bed