#incorrect weasley quotes

[hxuse-xf-black]

Hermione, an only child: I can't believe you lied to family. Ginny, knowingly: Lies are the glue that keeps families together.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Charlie: Okay, I got a dragon

Harry: You got a dragon?

Charlie: Yeah, but it wasn’t for me, it was for a friend

Draco: Boy, did we make friends with the wrong brother

Ron: …

[catthethird]

Bill: The recipe says 'beat three eggs'.

Charlie: Like in hand-to-hand combat?

Bill: It is worth a try.

Fleur *from the other side of the house*: BOTH OF YOU, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!

[hms-hairy-plopper]

Ron: [trips and falls down the stairs]

George: Whoops! You okay, Ron?

Fred: [crouches] How many fingers am I holding up?

George: [crouches] How many fingers are *we* holding up?

Ginny: [polyjuiced, as Fred] Yes, how many fingers are *we* holding up?

Ron, Fred, and George: BLOODY HELL!

[nuninho2000]

Molly : Ginny, why don't you say grace?

Ginny : I'll pass.

George : Come on, you pray all the time when Harry comes over. " Oh God! Oh God!"

Ron : [ clearly not understanding or ignoring the innuendo] Yes, yes, she's very devout.

[incorrectharrypotterblog]

Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex

Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to

[5sospenguinqueen]

Sebastian: I have a crush... on MC.

Garreth: Same.

Sebastian: What?!

Ominis: Get with the times, Sebastian. We all have a crush on MC.

[slytherinsprincesss]

Sebastian: Hey MC, are you busy Saturday around 3?

MC: No? Why?

Sebastian: What about you Ominis? Are you busy Saturday at 3?

Ominis: No Sebastian, I’m not.

Sebastian: Perfect, because I am! You two go ahead to get butterbeer without me. Enjoy your date ;)

MC: did he just-

Ominis: yes, he did just set us up.

**I feel like Sebastian would be a great wingman to Ominis (when he really tries)**

[crackishincorrecthp]

Hermione: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Ron: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Hermione: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING HARRY WITH ME Ginny, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now Draco: No, no, it's getting really entertaining now! Pansy: I never thought Hermione would be that competitive! Luna: I always thought Ron would be the one to get Harry in the divorce Harry: Hermione is scarier, she would definitely get me in the divorce

[girl-named-matty]

Kidnapper: I have your child. Ominis: *thinks of Sebastian, MC, Garreth, or Lucan* Which one? Kidnapper: The annoying one that won't shut up. Ominis: Which one?

[incorrect-drarry-quote]

Hermione: Do you know what bees make?

Ron: Honey?

Hermione: Yes dear?

[Harry turns to Draco]

Harry: Draco, do you know what bees make?

Draco: Some stupid annoying sound, what the fuck do you want.

[hxuse-xf-black]

Ginny: I need one of your kidneys.

Ron: Left or right?

[later]

Ginny: Can I borrow five sickles?

Ron: Hell no, broke-ass bitch.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Ron: You’re writing with your left hand?

Draco: Yes. I’m ambidextrous

Ron: That’s so cool, mate, love who you love!

*later*

Ron: Harry, did you know Draco’s ambidextrous?

Harry: Really? You think I have a chance?

Hermione: …

[catthethird]

Charlie *looking through the mail*: Baby shower invitation? Is that ass of an older brother now making fun of my size?

Molly: Give that to me.

[hms-hairy-plopper]

Arthur: I honestly can’t believe these pranksters.

Arthur: I mean, really, disappearing lingerie…

Arthur: …some poor Muggle woman losing her knickers at the drop of a hat.

Arthur:

Arthur: *picks up off desk, holds up, squints*

Arthur:

Arthur: *wraps in paper, slips into pocket*

Arthur: (arriving home) Molly-wobbles? Did you order anything? I happened to catch a post owl on the way in…

[radical-ghostface]

MC - (worried) Guys, I can’t find Sebastian.

Garreth - Oooh, let me try something. (clears throat) MC IS A SELFISH WOMAN AND A TERRIBLE WITCH-(screams as Sebastian full body tackles him out of nowhere)

Sebastian - WHAT DID YOU SAY