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And what if i destroyed the entire universe instead, Andrew Spittle? How about that??
Hey be sure to go to your blog settings, head down to visibility and turn on this little button that prevents Tumblr from stealing your posts and using it to train AI learning models. Good job, fuckheads, great update.
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Apparently being a massive hater is a sign that maybe I shouldn’t have gone off my meds. Shoutout to my psychiatrist ❤️
This is me coming out as a hater. I love to hate. I didn’t until this week, but I think it’s time I turn the new leaf back over onto its old side and instead of loving things ironically I will just hate them unironically again.
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One day the universe will end and god will ask me, “what did you accomplish in your lifetime?” and I’ll say “I was happy,” and he’ll nod in approval and go to the next person and ask them “and what about you?” and they’ll say “I coined ‘olive theory’ (or ‘ketchup theory’ or ‘orange peel theory’) on tiktok” and god will blast them with a big gun
#the gun will of course be the 1914 webley & scott flare pistol#text post#shitpost#i’m losing my mind#I haven’t sleep in seven trillion years#god
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My roommate just revealed that every time they’ve baked a treat to share with me and put candy (reese’s pieces or m&m’s) on top, they’ve arranged the candy as Loss.
I’ve eaten Loss 4 times without noticing.
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is your pfp cartman wearing those fucking boots
Yes!

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This is me coming out as a hater. I love to hate. I didn’t until this week, but I think it’s time I turn the new leaf back over onto its old side and instead of loving things ironically I will just hate them unironically again.
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On their way to inadvertently amp up US police militarization
South Park AU but it’s just the North Hollywood shootout and I assign the boys to real people who were at the event (disclaimer that only the shooters died, and only the truck driver and cops were injured)
Cartman as Larry Phillips Jr
Butters as Emil Mǎtǎsǎreanu
Kyle as the truck driver who got a face full of glass
Tweek as “HELLO 911 THERES A MADMAN AT MY DOOR AND HES GOT A FACE FULL OF GLASS”
List goes on, it’s an elaborate tale
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South Park AU but it’s just the North Hollywood shootout and I assign the boys to real people who were at the event (disclaimer that only the shooters died, and only the truck driver and cops were injured)
Cartman as Larry Phillips Jr
Butters as Emil Mǎtǎsǎreanu
Kyle as the truck driver who got a face full of glass
Tweek as “HELLO 911 THERES A MADMAN AT MY DOOR AND HES GOT A FACE FULL OF GLASS”
List goes on, it’s an elaborate tale
#south park#south park au#north hollywood shootout#y’all think I won’t do this? I’m totally making art of this ok#how the hell did Emil get shot in the head and then drive a car while also on barbiturates? I can barely do that shit normal style
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Tweepover Pt 3 at last
shortest part but it's done
also I changed out their fluorescent lighting woo!
#tweepover#south park#south park fanart#tweek tweak#craig tucker#thomas tucker#sp creek#creek south park
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We are so close boys fellas we are so close final stretch men almost there bros
Pt 3 is the shortest part I’m ngl but that’s okay
Also I’ve had ppl say this doodle style makes them look Canadian but actually it’s just how I draw birds


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Random 15 year old follower dmed me this on NYE as if it’s a normal human thing to do
Is this regular 15 year old tiktok stuff that I don’t know about?? I am so confused
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Bet you FOOLS thought I’d abandoned it forever huh
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CLYDE AND TWEEK MAIN CHARACTERS?? YEESSSSSSS OMFG
CLYDE AND STEPMOM INTERACTIONS LFG
JOY!!!
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I still giggle abt how I used to see ppl everywhere saying Stan and Clyde are “toxic” bfs as if they aren’t 10 year old slur slingers written to be dumb as rocks
South Park shipping discourse is so funny and I never wanna see it again
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