chaoswizardry

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I am living in such decadence

I have milk to drink, cream cook with, hard cheese and butter on my risen bread All for a simple breakfast

And it is still winter

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As per tradition, I fucked up the family gingerbread house, by decorating my side with ridiculous iconography. This year I am retelling one of my favourite stories, in anachronistic Scanish petroglyphs!

Merry Christmas, fellas

The glyphs tells the brief story of the battle of Fotwik 1134, in the style of carvings found around Scania. Featuring a classic Scanish wagon rider with dog, as well as two footprints

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As per tradition, I fuck up the family gingerbread house, by decorating my side with ridiculous iconography. This year I made a stylized replica of the Sutton Hoo purse lid with piped icing sugar, a generous amount of various sprinkles, and a few gingerbread cookies I made for the lid decorations to add depth.

Merry Christmas, fellas

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Yeah...

I might have fucked up the family gingerbread house with autism this year again...

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Another random 1 hour sewing project

A new raggedy as dyke/fag keyfob for my carabiner collection

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Dinner with my girlfriend

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I made this post when I was in a weird state. But as it turns out, girlcock in my mouth did solve a lot of my problems

Girlcock in my mouth rn would solve a lot of my problems

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Obligatory introductory post

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Yeah I blog sometimes, reblog even if I feel like it.

I go by Cikoria/ÞjoðskogR/🦝

Just call me by anything really, I'm desperate.

she/it

Mostly shitposting/wizardposting or reblogging queer stuff, but you will also find some lewds and historical stuff. As per my two top posts by a huge margin being about ancient mesopotamia(yes, that copper trader included), even though I'm a Scandinavian early medieval/viking age reenactor by trade. Aspiring 11th century trader.

So yeah, if you're under 18 it's probably best to not interact. Better safe than sorry

I also feature on a viking age blog, @hikinglikeaviking

Check it out, its good fun, and you might learn something.

Any questions? Good. Just message me and I'll respond in a concerning manner with surprising haste.

Picture ID: me experiencing the horrors

by @wtimetravelgentlemen, my arch-nemesis

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Sameeeeeee

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Need an Icelandic girl to speak nonsense to me

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Happy ascension weekend

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Ascension day is upon us, so it's time to be virtuous

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Trans Missourians on HRT, call your doctor as soon as possible and get a 90-day supply or as much as they’ll give you.

Lots of us are going to have to relocate or go through costly and/or illegal channels to acquire HRT now.

I invite trans people in MO to add their payment links this post. We desperately need support. We need people to give a shit right now. This is life-or-death for many of us.

Here’s mine:

Venmo: @smkzq3

Ko-fi: falseparasol

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Stop!!! Continue this behaviour and I will have to take you to the vet to get euthanized

>:(

First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation

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One advantage of not really having a strong sense of gender identity is that you’re very [shrug emoji] about how people gender you. Sometimes people call me by she/her pronouns and sometimes they go with he/him pronouns and on the internet people often default to they/them, and neither option is entirely right but also, fuck if I know what would be right, and I don’t particularly care. Therefore I’m perfectly happy to outsource my gender identity to the people around me who actually need to figure out which box to put me in. I don’t need to talk about myself in third person, so really my pronouns sound like a you problem.