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There are a handful of phrases that can make any sane person pause and rethink life choices. “Losers weepers, finders keepers” is definitely one of them, especially when said by Charmy Packy while strumming a banjo he found at the edge of a creepy river bottom.

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July 11, 2025: New Comic Strip from Charmy’s Army the Comic Strip – “Frenchy's Greatest Feet”

Loading… “Polish, Pandemonium & Public Humiliation – The Toe-tally Wild Day at The Candy Bar” So the comic strip ended with Frenchy plopping her freshly wiggled toes on Candy’s pristine bar. Candy, aghast, nearly short-circuited from the sheer horror of it all. Her beautiful mahogany countertop, normally reserved for coffee cups, half-eaten muffins, and the occasional flirty note from lonely…

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The studio lights burned bright as Frenchy sat there behind her shiny news desk, blinking into the camera, trying desperately to keep her perfect smile from curdling. Meanwhile, Weaver beamed proudly, oblivious to the horror he had just unleashed upon both Frenchy and anyone unfortunate enough to be

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June 26, 2025: New Comic Strip from Charmy’s Army the Comic Strip – “Day Dreamy”

Loading… 🐜 Charmy’s Army Blog: The Curious Case of Weaver’s “Dreaminess” The Candy Bar was unusually busy for a Tuesday morning. The espresso machine was chugging along, sending jets of fragrant steam into the air, as Candy moved from table to table refilling cups and delivering pastries. Behind the bar, Frenchy found herself sandwiched between two people she never imagined would team up…

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June 19, 2025: New Comic Strip from Charmy’s Army the Comic Strip – “Wackie Smackies”

Loading… Permission to Come Aboard… Not in My Army! Meet Plank The temperature in Sarge’s office dropped to absolute zero the moment Turtle uttered the words, “Permission to come aboard.” It was the kind of chill only a man like Sarge could radiate—a man who’d survived twenty-seven years of military bureaucracy, seven fruitcake deliveries from his aunt Edna, and a three-day buddy comedy…

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June 12, 2025: New Comic Strip from Charmy’s Army the Comic Strip – “A Rabbi and a Priest Walk into a Bar”

Loading… 🍻 “When a Rabbi and a Priest Walk into a Bar… and Charmy Has an Existential Crisis” It was a normal Monday at The Candy Bar—Frenchy was reorganizing souvenir ant-shaped sugar packets behind the counter, Flimp was experimenting with latte foam (“Oop app oop!” translated, “It’s abstract art!”), and Charmy Packy was… well, Charmy was doing what he did best: holding court at the bar,…

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If there was one thing Warrior Wench Wendy wasn't, it was a good navigator. And if there was one thing she definitely was, it was lost.

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May 28, 2025: New Comic Strip from Charmy’s Army the Comic Strip – “Animation Update”

Subscriber Content!!! – Thanks for subscribing and supporting my dream. Loading… Add content here that will only be visible to your subscribers. PATIENCE IS BITTER, BUT ITS FRUIT IS SWEET! I have been VERY patient for the past 30 years. This fruit better be the sweetest tasting #$%& I have ever eaten. I have yet to ever receive a response from one of the syndicates. My newspaper count has…

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May 23, 2025: New Comic Strip from Charmy’s Army the Comic Strip – “Weavermania”

Loading… 💃 Weaver’s Dance Card Is Full… of Surprises It was a typical Thursday evening at The Candy Bar. Frenchy and Weaver were perched on their usual stools, sipping their drinks and exchanging banter. Suddenly, two enthusiastic girls approached Weaver. “Are you going to the big dance on Saturday night?” one of them asked, eyes gleaming. Weaver, ever the confident one, nodded.…

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May 16, 2025: New Comic Strip from Charmy’s Army the Comic Strip – “Grand Opening of Brew Ha Ha” Part 2

Loading… “Crate Expectations” Candy burst through the back door of The Candy Bar like a woman on a mission, a dusty old milk crate hoisted high above her head like she’d just discovered the Ark of the Covenant in the walk-in cooler. “There you go, Flimp,” Candy huffed, dropping the milk crate next to the stage with a triumphant thud. “This’ll give you the boost you need.” Flimp the Chimp…

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May 9, 2025: New Comic Strip from Charmy’s Army the Comic Strip – “Grand Opening of Brew Ha Ha” Part 1

Loading… BLOG TITLE: “Stand-Up, Sit-Down, and Fall Over: The Candy Bar Goes Live!” Hey there, Caffeine Crew! This week’s Charmy’s Army comic strip dropped a bombshell bigger than Weaver’s sock collection explosion of 2018 (don’t ask—we’re still peeling cotton off the ceiling tiles). That’s right, folks! The Candy Bar, our beloved little caffeine-fueled oasis in a sea of military madness, just…

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The scene unfolds in the editor's office. Papers are strewn about, a half-empty coffee mug teeters on the edge of the desk, and the editor's face is a shade of red that would make a tomato jealous.

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April 27, 2025: New Comic Strip from Charmy’s Army the Comic Strip – “When the Romance is Dead” Part 5

Loading… 🧟‍♀️🍖 Frenchy and Dee: The Roast of Charmy Packy (Exclusive Blog for Paid Subscribers!) Welcome back, my Charmy’s Army elite squad! 🏅Today, you’re diving headfirst into another hilarious and horrifying episode of the Frenchy-and-Dee saga, taking place at everyone’s favorite caffeine haven, The Candy Bar. ☕💀 If you thought last week’s blog was hilarious, today’s adventure is about to…

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April 24, 2025: New Comic Strip from Charmy’s Army the Comic Strip – “When the Romance is Dead” Part 4

Loading… 🐜💀 “Charmy’s Army” Blog: Frenchy Gets Concerned… For Dee Seast?! 😂 Today’s featured comic strip is another hilarious addition to our zombie love story arc! In today’s comic, we finally see Frenchy having a heart-to-heart with Charmy himself. And when I say “heart-to-heart,” I really mean “Frenchy trying not to rip her own hair out while Charmy completely misunderstands…

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April 16, 2025: New Comic Strip from Charmy’s Army the Comic Strip – “When the Romance is Dead” Part 3

Loading… Brains, Brews, and Bad Ideas – Dee’s Date with Destiny (a.k.a. Weaver Wood) It’s another day with our comic strip at The Candy Bar, where the coffee is hot, the company is weird, and the conversations are 95% confusing and 5% life-threatening. Frenchy French, our bubbly blonde translator of all things odd, continues her cappuccino convo with Dee Seast, Charmy’s somehow…

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April 11, 2025: New Comic Strip from Charmy’s Army the Comic Strip – “When the Romance is Dead” Part 2

“Zombies, Love, and Questionable Taste in Ants – The Second Undead Encounter”By Frenchy French, your favorite interviewer of the undead So… there I was again, alone with a zombie behind the bar. Well, not completely alone. Candy was within earshot, probably trying to process the emotional trauma of realizing that one of her regulars was dating the walking dead. But it was mostly just me,…

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April 4, 2025: New Comic Strip from Charmy’s Army the Comic Strip – “When the Romance is Dead" Part 1

Loading… BLOG POST TITLE: “Brains, Baristas, and Bad Boyfriends”By: The World’s Funniest Blogger Today’s comic strip left us at the counter of The Candy Bar, where the undead have apparently been upgraded from horror movie extras to active participants in the dating pool. That’s right—Frenchy just met Dee Seast, Charmy’s zombie girlfriend. The groaning corpse of romance now has a face… and it’s…