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[chironax]

Bat Facts #1

Bats are fuckin cute and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. We're blessed with over 1,400 different kinds of the cute little shits, and I love all of them.

There's so much variety in all the species, too. We've all heard of vampire bats, and fruit bats, and the normal ones that eat bugs, but even past their diet they vary a lot. They can be a huge range of sizes, coloration and sight capabilities.

According to doi.gov (the US Department of the Interior),

"The difference in size and shape are equally impressive. Bats range in size from the Kitti’s hog-nosed bat (also called the Bumblebee Bat) that weighs less than a penny — making it the world’s smallest mammal — to the flying foxes, which can have a wingspan of up to 6 feet."

Your timeline's now been graced with his little nose. Even it's name is cute. Your welcome, Gotham.

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Maybe *you* wouldn't moan Todd. You're right about Professor Peters being hot tho

Also I think I have class with ur roommate?

andie's english lit teacher is???? like??? hot??? af??? like excuse me sir who gave u permission to make my heart beat like this?????? he's got black hair with a white stripe and like greeny-blue eyes idk its like they change color??? but anyway, his name is todd. todd peters. like who tf names their kid todd? that's a shit name to moan

~ lynn

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Honestly he probably deserved it

how do you feel about bane

According to my Mom, I bit him as a child once. I'm not sure if it's true and I can't ask her since she's dead but it sounds like something I'd do.

[chironax]

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

[chironax]

Damn how are you gonna be cool but also a Batman hater :/

you know its fucking hilarious that metropussys and the world think that gotham doesn’t have its own social media platforms : )

[chironax]

i just watched nightwing do a triple backflip off my neighbour's roof and land directly on his face while robin watched and laughed