Tumgik
christianmarvel · 9 hours
Text
adrienette keeping their secret identities from their kids is underrated. not only do i think it's more practical/safe (when i was a kid i told all my friends ALL of my parents' dirty secrets because i was very trusting of my friends and also had no solid concept of consequence) but also i think it's more fun to keep the identity shenanigans going. their kids thinking their parents are lame, meanwhile thinking ladybug and chat noir are sooooo cool.
like dad you're soooo lame, stop wanting to play board games with us while we're trying to watch the newest Ladybug and Chat Noir movie. god mom is always so busy and anxious, she's nothing like carefree confident ladybug. my brother dressed up as chat noir for halloween and for some reason it made my dad cry. i told my parents i thought Chat Noir and Rena Rouge had the most chemistry in the movies and they stared blankly at me. i snuck out at night to go to a friend's place and ladybug intercepted me on the street and was super freaked out about it for some reason. some kids at school found out i'm hawkmoth's grandkid and are being mean to me and told me ladybug and chat noir would hate me and it made me cry. mom says ladybug and chat noir LOVE ME SO MUCH but that seems like a stretch?? the other night i heard SOMETHING eating VORACIOUSLY in our cheese cabinet and when i ran to my parents' room to tell them about it they AVIDLY denied it and THEN claimed it was a mouse but how the fuck did a mouse get up there??? why are they so shifty???? and WHO keeps eating my COOKIES
6K notes · View notes
christianmarvel · 9 hours
Text
Sometimes reading Arthuriana feels like reading Alice in Wonderland.
“Well,” said Alice, “these are a dreadfully strange assortment of objects!”
“They all symbolize different aspects of Our Lord’s martyrdom,” said the Fisher King, casting a line into his teacup.
“Indeed. I am sure everything symbolizes something else, for if everything was only itself I should be very confused. Might I ask what the point of the bleeding lance is?”
Alice regretted asking the question as soon as she had done so, for she saw the pun that would likely be made about the word point. Instead, however, the room erupted in applause and shouts of “The Grail! She has achieved the Grail!”
The next castle she visited, Alice resolved to herself as the inhabitants of this one danced for joy, would be more sensible.
19K notes · View notes
christianmarvel · 9 hours
Text
17K notes · View notes
christianmarvel · 9 hours
Text
Tumblr media
Dance 🐉
12K notes · View notes
christianmarvel · 18 hours
Text
i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.
128K notes · View notes
christianmarvel · 18 hours
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Life-sized Peacock Sculpture made of spoons and other metal found objects 
by Liddlenomnom
19K notes · View notes
christianmarvel · 1 day
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
5K notes · View notes
christianmarvel · 1 day
Text
Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.
101K notes · View notes
christianmarvel · 1 day
Text
Dick Grayson
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
No words, just his facial expressions
3K notes · View notes
christianmarvel · 1 day
Text
not a fan of the internet still treating people who just don’t want to watch sex scenes like they’re stupid or childish. some people just don’t want to watch sex scenes or even want to talk about sex. why is that so hard for some people to deal with?
587 notes · View notes
christianmarvel · 1 day
Text
The event of falling in love is such...that we are right to reject as intolerable the idea that it should be transitory. In one high bound it has overleaped the massive of our selfhood; it has made appetite itself altruistic, tossed personal happiness aside as a triviality and planted the interests of another in the centre of our being. Spontaneously and without effort we have fulfilled the law (towards one person) by loving our neighbour as ourselves.
— C.S. Lewis
27 notes · View notes
christianmarvel · 1 day
Text
Tumblr media
31K notes · View notes
christianmarvel · 1 day
Text
Okay so I'm going to try and not share too much. Basically we have very good reasons to believe someone (most likely his boss) or a group of people are stealing money from their employees at my dad's work including him and my dad is the only one who could offer proof due to how he's payed (he's the only one there who has fixed pay), but he's not the kind of person to want to hurt others or go to who he's supposed to to get it to stop (I keep saying go to the police but my mom wants him to go to the head of the company). So, please pray
For whoever is involved to be honest and to stop
For my dad to speak up to the right person
For my dad's safety, because I don't trust any of the people possibly involved to not act irrationally if/when they find out he knows
Thank you
126 notes · View notes
christianmarvel · 1 day
Note
I am Tasneem Rajaab, I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes, a condition that demanded a precise balance of insulin a precious commodity in my war-torn homeland of Gaza.
I find myself in a relentless struggle to secure the insulin vital for my survival. With medical resources scarce and hospitals overwhelmed, obtaining medication became a daily battle fraught with peril.
My condition worsened when the bombs drew perilously close to my home, and my insulin supply dwindled to nothing. With pharmacies shuttered and aid unable to penetrate our besieged area, I confronted a dire predicament. Without insulin, my blood sugar levels surged, threatening to plunge me into a coma.
I ask for your support, your assistance could mean the difference between life and death for me. Please, help me obtain the insulin I so desperately need.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
In the off rare chance this somehow ISN'T a scam its absolutely improper to go into random peoples in boxes and dump this on people, no offense. But its way too similar to other scams out there rn especially ones taking advantage of the situation in Gaza.
13 notes · View notes
christianmarvel · 1 day
Text
Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after
42K notes · View notes
christianmarvel · 1 day
Text
“The world is getting hotter!!!! We have to stop climate change!!! Anyway demolish that stretch of woods and pull all the trees out of that neighborhood, I want to put concrete down.”
115 notes · View notes
christianmarvel · 1 day
Text
crying over a picture of a dog watching the northern lights
36K notes · View notes