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how i see each of the mbti types from the perspective of an entp:

1. ENTP: sexy prick

2. INTP: me on a bad day

3. INTJ: socially inept nerd/ genius

4. ENTJ: totalitarian prick

5. ENFJ: weirdest but best leader ever

6. ENFP: sugar high or on crack

7. INFP: needs protecting and social integration

8. INFJ: stop living in my head you weird sexy bitch

9. ISFJ: please get smarter

10. ISFP: please get less sensitive

11. ESFP: whorier enfp

12. ESFJ: i forget about you

13. ESTJ: we will not be getting along

14. ESTP: partner in crime

15. ISTP: underrated king

16. ISTJ: fun to annoy. smash.

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estj: hey whats up

enfp: Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips and yet we can tiptoe but not tipfinger- hey wait where are you going

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*presses the biggest green circle*

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literally alan and tara 😩

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ESFP&ENTP infinite loop of fun

ENTP: *brings in some brainless, half-random joke slightly bluntly that happens to match the vibe of the situation on some unconscious level and roast ESFP a little bit*

ESFP: *repeats joke* *laughing hysterically*

INFJ: *laughing hysterically*

while ESFP&ENTP = *laughing and still conscious* {

*repeat brainless, half-random joke*

ESFP&ENTP = *laughing and still conscious*

INFJ’s laughter awkwardness = INFJ’s laughter awkwardness +1 }

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INFJ: *staring at entp having an argument about lemons and sighs*

INFJ: some people think why.... entp thinks why not

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INFJ: Gosh, so many dishes to do again… ENTP dear, play me some nice background music, please!

ENTP bf: Sure! What type of music?

INFJ, fully aware what their request calls for: Something nice, atmospheric.

*ENTP’s music starts smoothly sizzling out the speakers*

INFJ: ENTP… What is this?

ENTP with the slightest grin: Günther — Sex myself

INFJ: …

INFJ in a moment: *sigh* This is exactly why I love you so much.

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The types giving practical advice (from INFJ point of view):

Gives a lot of useful advice in a sassy way: ENTJ

Gives a lot of mostly useless advice in a sassy way: ESTJ

Gives a lot of useful advice in a kind way: ENFJ

Gives a lot of mostly useless advice in a kind way: ESFJ

Blunts out good advice when they open their mouth, for once: INTJ

Kindly gives good advice when they open their mouth, for once: INFJ

Blunts out mediocre advice when they open their mouth, for once: ISTJ

Kindly gives mediocre advice when they open their mouth, for once: ISFJ

Sometimes blunts out good observations but not as advice: INTP, ENTP

Just blunts out random observations sometimes with no intention to advice: ISTP, ESTP

Too friendly to give others advice: INFP, ISFP

Too friendly to give others advice / Has no idea how to live: ENFP, ESFP

DISCLAIMER: The post concerns only practical advice, as stated, no, i.e., emotional advice and support.

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*INFJ showing ENTP her Witcher 3 screenshots*

INFJ: — And here’s Triss after she got her awful sweet revenge on the witch-wacist persecutor Menge. I think this is her at her most beautiful, her face covered in blood!

ENTP: …

INFJ: … I’m doing it again, am I? Glorifying blood and gore… sick, brutal things?

ENTP: It’s all good, love. Allll good!

INFJ: Just look how it matches the flaming red hair! And here’s the part where they autopsy the dwarf! My favorite part of the whole game, by all means…

ENTP: Ewww!

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intj: heyy im home

enfp, leaning against the door frame: well hey there beautiful *winks*

intj: *sighs* don't think flirting will distract me from the fact that our kitchen is covered in cake batter

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ENTP with a headache: Could you please pass me an Ibuprofen, INTP?

INTP: Sure thing. Just a little tip: if you take two of these, it will absolutely kill all your emotions. Saved me from a painful hangover once!

INFJ: *manic giggles* INTP you know, if all it took was two Ibuprofens for a person to get rid of all their ”emotions”, like this existential dread of mine… my stomach would have been ripped open by them a lifetime ago!

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Just a nice continuation of my previous reblog

Days with Frog and Toad by Arnold Lobel

Frog and Toad stayed on the island all afternoon. They ate wet sandwiches without iced tea. They were two close friends sitting alone together.

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and they’re✨besties✨

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ENTPxINTP = exponential the fun

INFJ: *says something silly*

ENTP SO: *makes a nerdy joke about it*

INTP bro: joke^2

ENTP: (joke^2)^2

INTP: ((joke^2)^2)^2

ENTP: (((joke^2)^2)^2)^2 x meme

INTP: (((joke^2)^2)^2)^2 x meme x meme

= joke^16 x meme^2

INFJ: *feels loved, appreciated and highly entertained*

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*INFJ attending a workplace hangout*

ESFJ co-worker: Do you guys think you’re more, like, an introvert or extravert? I was talking to my neighbour the other they and they suddenly bursted out that they’re an introvert, so I was wondering whether it’s common to hold that kind of opinion of oneself…

INFJ inwardly: Hmm, I seriously wonder why they might have said that… just as a fellow introvert starting to get a little exhausted here…!

ENFJ leader, who INFJ knows always prefer to process their brilliant thoughts outwardly, is at home on any stage, probably the most popular woman in the nation and associate mostly with introverts who are responsive to them or other extroverts with whom they can bounce their thoughts around:

I think I sometimes am introverted, because I do need a lot of time to unwind after socializing for an extended period. It’s just so exhausting to always focus on showing a representable face to the world!

INFJ: *giggles to the absurdity of the statement* You do know it’s a matter of endurance, right? Yours is just waaaayyy higher than average! On most part thanks to the absolute gene lottery jackpot that you are.

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Very well written and accurate! Highly recommend.

INFJs: what advice can you give a younger INFJ?

My psychologist identified me as leaning INFJ about 20 years ago but I didn’t give it much thought then. I’ve been a “woke” INFJ for ten years as a result of rediscovering the MBTI concept during a difficult time. I wish I hadn’t waited so long as the insights I’ve gained about my own personality and those close to me would have saved a lot of heartache and anguish

Here’s what I’ve learned about myself through the years that I’m reasonably sure apply to many other INFJs too:

You have unique insights. They are real. The unusual internal wiring that makes you an INFJ lets you connect the dots easier. And you see more dots. Some people don’t see any dots or recognize patterns and are more than happy to point out the “error” of your observations. So be it. You’re job is to figure out what “feels” right and should be pursued, what can be put on the back burner awaiting more information, and what can be dumped because after thinking about it you realize your conclusions were probably wrong. It happens.

You will be lonely. INFJs can be unconventional because we act on information most others don’t have. We usually have a broad range of knowledge and can come across as “know-it-alls.” We can sometimes alarm people with our passion. We can start feeling down because we don’t understand how people can be so cruel to one another. Or so stupid. Our faith in humanity can swing wildly from hour to hour. We can do the crowd thing for awhile and need to leave. We usually hate small talk on the phone and are often the worst party planners in the world.

We drive ourselves and others mad to “get things right” and to give a damn about something besides the most trivial things in life. We are usually disappointed—in others and ourselves. It’s not that people don’t like being around us, it’s that we usually think people don’t WANT to be around us. So we hunker down and keep to ourselves.

That’s what can make relationships difficult sometimes. You will need to tap into the best part of being an INFJ—helping people—to keep you from being lonely. I volunteer at a homeless center. I’m active in the US Coast Guard Auxiliary. I write answers on Quora!

You will be able to do a lot of stuff. Some of it well. Most people will be surprised. Most INFJs I know are curious, versatile people. For example, I’ve written two novels, one has been self-published. I play jazz piano and can also play the tuba. I’m conversational in Spanish and know some Swedish. I can hold up my end of a conversation ranging from cosmology to dog grooming. I can talk Southern Country Gospel with a homeless man and discuss the latest power adders for high performance race cars with the editor of a national racing magazine. I did both last week. I sail the Great Lakes in my own boat. I like to cook. I have restored or built six houses. I can plumb bathrooms from scratch, do basic electrical work and restore old wood moulding. I have a four-year certificate in theology. I can paint and draw.

At this point you probably think I’m quite the braggart. That’s not why I’m listing these abilities. The reason is that I can do NONE of these things proficiently. Except sailing–I’m a very good sailor! I suspect that most INFJs who have been around for several decades can make a similar list. Our curiosity and drive to know how something works can lead us to some amazing discoveries and bring us into contact with some fascinating people. Freeing yourself to explore and to try new things without having the burden of having to perform in public or to even be terribly proficient at any of them can lead us to a very interesting life!

You will second guess yourself. Constantly. You are your own worst critic. If you’ve ever had second thoughts about how you came across after submitting a report or talking to someone about something important, remember:

Your second guesses are usually wrong. Trust your intuition!

You may struggle in relationships. INFJs are not easy people to be around sometimes. We can be quirky, sometimes anti-social and have a tendency to tell folks how to build a clock when they ask for the time. We can fret constantly about the state of humanity, when our partner just wants to have a hamburger and talk about movies. The saving grace is that we love hard! When we’ve found someone we can be ourselves with, someone who accepts us, if not understands us, we’re there for the long-haul. The people in your life who get that will adore you!

Finally, strive to know yourself better. Don’t take yourself too seriously. Don’t forget to have fun. Don’t worry so much about what other people may be thinking about you—chances are they aren’t thinking anything! And above all, be kind to yourself!