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What if War of the Rohirrim had a gag reel like in early Pixar films? I’d love to see that so I wrote my own, which are as follows:

Hama sings Hey Brother while strumming his harp, then excitedly asks “can we keep this in the movie? Please, please, please?”

Wulf repeatedly forgets his lines

When Wulf confesses his love to Herá, after he says “I love you” she just goes “I know” and they both end up laughing

Both Helm and Freca keep laughing during their fight scene, resulting in Wulf guffawing from offscreen: “Stop enjoying yourself, dad, you’re about to die!”

Everyone keeps falling over in the snow, especially Targg

The mumakil runs away and has to be lured back to the set with a bag of peanuts

When Herá shows up to fight Wulf in the wedding dress and he’s like “what is this?” she glances down at the dress and calls back “I think it’s Versace!” and the camera captures them both laughing again before being like “ok, let’s do it for real this time”

During the siege tower fight, Wulf can be heard muttering “Don’t look down, don’t look down” under his breath, implying that he’s scared of heights

Helm’s beard gets tangled in a knot multiple times

Haleth randomly does a Thor impression during one scene and everyone bursts out laughing

The giant eagles keep knocking the cameras over

Lief also keeps forgetting his lines

Olwyn and Herá share a lot of banter on set

Ashere nearly bowls Frealaf over more than once

At one point, while preparing for the scene when the giant eagles come to save the day, Herá begins singing part of Close To You by The Carpenters, specifically the “why do birds suddenly appear” bit; the camera then pans to three women who are background extras swooning over her voice

Whenever Wulf wears that golden crown, it keeps falling down over his eyes mid scene

Many scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail are quoted, including Wulf saying to Targg “On second thought, let’s not ride to Edoras. ‘Tis a silly place.”

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How dare u leave that they’re “soldier, poet, king” in the hashtags. That fully made my jaw drop. I needed to inscribe that shit here for the world to see

The heirs of Helm Hammerhand

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Me, watching War of the Rohirrim: hey that one scene with the orcs was kinda funny! There was good scene chemistry there!

Me, watching the credits: Aha…

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WOTR spoilers

Why was my first thought to helms death “oh helm pulled a white beard”

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if you ever live in rohan, be sure to banish your sexy nephew so he can save the day when you need it most

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an unexpected thing coming from megumi

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bucky barnes accidentally tearing doors off their hinges, discretely wedging them back into place and hoping nobody notices

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jujutsu kaisen + text posts II

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I love him

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GAMMA KNIFE!!

Redraw/re imagining of one of my favorite panels. It's a small one and I only have it in atrociously low quality but this is where Doflamingo's internal organs get absolutely fried by gamma radiation to the degree that he starts spewing blood and smoke like an actual dragon and eventually falls to his knees. Law shortened his lifespan to pull this off and I hope that even though Doflamingo managed to stitch himself together, he'll get to enjoy the many long term side effects of radiation exposure in prison :)

Anyway, I love that panel because of the movement and the SPLATTER that I just straight up tried to copy because it's really good splatter. I feel like the anime fumbled this one (and Luffy's final punch) by dragging it out for far too long. It lost its omph. I would loooove to see this re-animated because it's such a cathartic moment of complete fuck you and deserves to feel like one in motion.

The favorite panel:

I wouldn't dare attempt to redraw this one because that GRRHHH-face and the BRRWMMM-effects are perfect. He's fuckin vibrating with 13 years of condensed super rage, about to unleash. Love that for him <3

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LIVE-ACTION CHOPPER I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

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ANNE WITH AN E + 🌿𓍢˖˚ SPRING 🧺🌼𓍢˖˚

requested by anonymous

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list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

cleaning or wipe your bare feet

breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone

putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head

eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground

seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view

cupping your hands into running water to wash your face

the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present

when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly

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i love them

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Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

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"this meeting could've been an email" but instead it's "this ship war could've been a threesome"

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i’m tired of the smut bring back thor’s poptart addiction and clint being in the vents all the time