clopehsekkaisasimp
clopehsekkaisasimp
Cale x Kebab 😍
17 posts
Cale will never get his slacker life
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
clopehsekkaisasimp · 1 year ago
Text
instagram
WOOP!! GUESS WHATT!!! AN OFFICIAL LOTCF ENGLISH NOVEL IS UP FOR PRE-ORDER 🙏‼️‼️
57 notes · View notes
clopehsekkaisasimp · 3 years ago
Text
I find it funny how Cale alway says he trash and shit. YET WHILE HE'S PRACTICALLY TORTURING SOMEONE HE'S LIKE 'Damn boy, you look so cool when you smile'!??? And then proceeds to torture Balbud.
LIKE BRO YOU COULD CHECK YOURSELF OUT WHENEVER YOU WANT, YET YOU DO IT WHILE TORTURING SOMEONE???
If I was the WS I'd be Hella scared of Cale, that man is scary.
911 notes · View notes
clopehsekkaisasimp · 3 years ago
Text
!!CHAPTER 387!!
Why are we not talking about this 😭😭
Tumblr media
He didn't want to get married and have a child, in fear that it'll live the same life he had 😭😭
Anyways, I can't believe no one has been talking about this?? Like how.
356 notes · View notes
clopehsekkaisasimp · 3 years ago
Text
!Totcf/Lotcf spoilers!
If you were to think about it, the first one to die in Cale's group would be Ron (assuming that no one gets murdered,ofc). And the last people to die would be Raon, and Choi han.
Choi Han has the same lifespan as Raon, because of the deal with GoD. But we don't know if they'll die at the same time, or not. So they'll be the lasts ones alive.
Eruhaben will live till Raon's an adult, which in dragon years is pretty long. We can assume that the first dragon to die would be Mila and then Rasheel. Because Eruhaben basically has an extra life, due to the wind artifact thing.
We don't know if Being a Necromancer affects your lifespan, so Mary might have have the average human lifespan. And end up dying with the others 🤷‍♀️
Alberu/Alver is 1/4 dark elf. So we can assume that he has 1/4 of a Dark elves lifespan. Which hopefully is pretty long. But I'm certain the people will get suspicious, if he's still alive after a long time.
On and Hong will live a long life, due to them being apart of the Cat tribe. But On would be the one to die first, because she's older than Hong.
And then let's talk about Cale. If Cale hadn't Kebab himself, he'd most likely have a humans average lifespan (Probably not though).But due to the world tree root coming from an immortal, Cale now has traces of immortality.
As said by the ancient powers, Cale will have a long life. But how long exactly? We can assume that Cale might age slower, because you don't age at all when you're immortal. But that honestly depends on how or what immortality is portrayed in here.
Cale might also live for hundreds, or even thousands of years. Because having traces of immortality, still seems enough to live for a long time.
So Cale might also still be alive by the time Raon grows up. Or be long gone, by the time Raon grows up.
Anyway back to Raon and Choi Han. The only ones who'd still be with them, would be any of the beast tribes, The dark elves, Elves, and ect. That is, if we assume they don't destroy the world if Cale dies.
But watch the Author pull a Loz, botw (Legend of Zelda,Breath of the wild). In which Cale out lives all of them, even though they were supposed to outlive him.
Which is pretty depressing, and hopefully won't happen. But I guess we'll have to wait and see.
123 notes · View notes
clopehsekkaisasimp · 3 years ago
Text
Twelve days, lol. It took me twelve days for me to reread totc/lotcf. That's pretty fast, right~
Anyways, I also took the time to highlight things, and make comment's. I wish I had money to buy the books though, lol.
This is only part one ofc~
Tumblr media
21 notes · View notes
clopehsekkaisasimp · 3 years ago
Text
Chapter 269
Tumblr media
It's so obvious-
Istg how did we not notice anything. The author was practically shoving everything up in are faces, and we still did not take the hint
87 notes · View notes
clopehsekkaisasimp · 3 years ago
Text
The tears of a God
!CALE IS A DARK ELF, AND IS ALSO A PRINCE!
As rain poured down on the raon kingdom, Alberu looked outside. The rain looked almost holy, as if a god was blessing them. 
It was close to that, but the God wasn't blessing them. She was crying. And nobody could stop a crying God. It rained for days, or maybe even months. Nobody knew, as it has been going on for quite some time. 
But they knew one thing. The God was mourning with them. Because as they had lost their precious crown prince, she had lost the person who raised her. 
And Alberu understood the God better than anyone else. 
Because he also was looking for that person. 
He was looking for Cale henituse. The one person who never seemed to exist, in any worlds or universe. 
That was the cruel fate for Cale. 
No matter what, he will never survive. 
So as Alberu stared out the window, he started sipping cold bitter tea. He had made a deal with the God. 
That he would protect Cale Henituse, so she would be able to see him for one last time. 
And in return, they'd all be a big happy family. Acting as if 'that', had never happened. 
And for once in for all, they'd be the first ones to break fate. 
And finally save Cale henituse, the dying star, and their savior. 
Except, miracles truly did not exist. Because after a thousand tries, they still cannot save him. 
So the God became tired, and descended upon the earth. Using the form of a girl from the cat tribe. 
And decided that it was time to meddle with the earth's affairs. She was gonna save Cale Henituse, just like how he saved her. 
She wanted-, No had to save him. Because this man had not only saved her, but the others as well. The God was really similar to her guardian. 
She was a rather stubborn one, and will always keep her promise. 
Like father, like daughter, was what the humans had said. On was truly like Cale, to the point that it was even scary. 
She will do anything to keep her family safe, even if she had to die doing it. 
Just like how Cale had died for them. 
She was going to die for him. Because she had to grant her brother's wish, she promised she would. So she would do anything to keep that promise. 
She was gonna save Cale henituse, and live in peace with her family. Even if they all forget.... 
She was certain they'd find a way back.
They always did find a way back to Cale. 
No matter what world, or universe they were in. 
Cale was like a magnet to them, as he leered them all toward him. Someone was bound to remember everything, with the amount of worlds there were. 
So as she looked at her brother, Hong. She felt she wanted to cry. This was the brother that stood in front of her, as a sword swallowed him. 
She felt even more determined to save Cale. Because none of this would happen, if he was still there. 
Everyone will be happy. Even without her, they'd all be happy. Because they were bound to forget her. They always did.
19 notes · View notes
clopehsekkaisasimp · 3 years ago
Text
Chapter 85
Tumblr media
He literally cannot forget-
The amount of foreshadowing in this book, istg-
188 notes · View notes
clopehsekkaisasimp · 3 years ago
Text
Tumblr media
Ya'll know what this means. It's time to learn korean and run away to Korea. 🏃‍♀️💨 Anyone want to come with me?
99 notes · View notes
clopehsekkaisasimp · 3 years ago
Text
Wait- eidjdii2nsid you're telling me that Paseton's name was Paseton not Paeston!? OAMAIWKEKKS HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS?! I read the whole novel thinking his name was Paeston 😭😭
Guess I need to quickly read it again
36 notes · View notes
clopehsekkaisasimp · 3 years ago
Text
Untouchable lady updated. Chapter 49 is up!
Tumblr media Tumblr media
6 notes · View notes
clopehsekkaisasimp · 3 years ago
Text
Untouchable lady updated. Chapter 49 and 50 is up! They're updating so fast !
Tumblr media Tumblr media
2 notes · View notes
clopehsekkaisasimp · 3 years ago
Text
GUYSSS UNTOUCHABLE LADY IS BACKKK
Tumblr media
YESS
5 notes · View notes
clopehsekkaisasimp · 3 years ago
Text
Warning ⚠️this is totally not angst for the TOTCF Fandom. Anyway spoilers for the whole novel.
"You.. You said nobody would get hurt!" Cale yelled shaking. His hands curled into a fist, as he stared at what was in front of him. Red. That was all he saw.
Everything was covered in red. Cale's whole body shook, as he held back the tears. No....not this again.
"It wasn't supposed to be like this!" If people saw him like this, they'll think he was crazy. But Cale didn't care.
The quiet ancient power of fire finally spoke.
-Cale...I'm sorry. I didn't know it'll turn out like this
"No! It wasn't supposed to be like this...it can't be like this!" Tears spilled down Cale's cheek, as his whole body shook.
"I can't lose them..not again.." He fell to the ground, tears falling with him. As he looked down, all he saw was the color red.
Whether it was from the people's blood, or the red thunderbolts it didn't matter. Because they weren't alive.
-I'm sorry...
The powers spoke to him in his mind. But all he wished for them was to shut up.
"Shut up! Please...just be quiet." He mumbled, getting up from the floor. The powers became silent  Wiping away the blood that was coming out of his nose and mouth, he looked around shakily.
No one. No one was alive. And it was all his fault. If he had just payed more attention to them, it wouldn't have been like this.
Cale would rather have the White Star still exist, then this. But it was too late.
Black. That was the first thing he spot. Raon. Running towards the small dragons body, he cradled it.
There was no beating heart. There was no soggy pie, shoving into his mouth. There was no 'Human I will destroy the world if you get hurt!'.
Raon miru. His 'Joyful Dragon', was no more. And all what was left was his small body.
Placing Raon's body gently on the ground. He picked up the two kittens bodies, gently. Their fur was matted with dirt and blood.
"I'm sorry..." Cale stroked their fur, as he put them down next to the dragon. This was all his fault, and Cale knew it.
It took a while, but Cale was now surrounded with dead bodies. His Hyung, Alberu in his dark elf form. Rosalyn, Ron, Mary, Choi Han, Hannah, even the crazy bastard Clopeh Sekka. They all surrounded Cale, only giving him enough room to lay down in the middle.
Staring at the sky, Cale didn't know what to do. He lost everything. Unlike Kim Rok soo, now he really didn't have anything to live for. What was the point of having a slacker life, when everyone he loved was dead?
He couldn't make a farm, when he had no one to help him take care of of. He wouldn't be able to wake up, without Ron's disgusting lemonade. Beacrox's cooking wasn't there.
Even Eruhaben always calling him an 'Unlucky Bastard', wouldn't be there.
Raon and the children averaging 9 years wouldn't be with him when he awoke.
What was the point, when nobody would be with him?
"I'm sorry..." Cale mumbled, a tear slipping from his eye. Cale didn't know what he was doing. Why had he put a pile of corpses next to him? Coping? That was the only answer he had.
Turning his head towards Raon, who was to right of his head. He gave the Corpse a sad smile.
"It's alright.  You met your mom, and you're great and all mighty..." Sherrit. If she was here right now, what would she think. First the red egg, now her other child?
Calr felt like those words were trying to comfort himself, not Raon. That's right. Raon lived a happy life. Surrounded by people who loved him, and getting reunited with his mother.
But no matter how much Cale tried to think about the pros. He couldn't help but think. What about me?
Sure he was surrounded by people he cared for. But they were all gone. How could he live, when everyone was gone.
Corpse surrounded him. And surrounding all of those, were huge dragon bodies. Curling as if to protect them. It was odd, and it felt like an act of pity from the gods. But,the whole place was covered in blood.
Was this how it all ended? This was the ending the original Cale henituse saw and lived through. Everyone...gone..
Cale didn't know how to feel. It was a mixture of emotions. But now all he felt was numb. Was that normal?
Or...was it just him? Was something wrong with him?
Staring into the sky, full of stars. Cale's eyes held no emotions. His eyes fluttered shut, as he tried to open them. But with no success.
"I'm tired..." He mumbled. The ancient powers spoke in his head. Desperate to wake him up.
But it was too late. His eyes closed, and never opened again.
This was the field that held the death of millions of people. Dragons, elves, dark elves, humans, whales, and many more creatures. This field had many colors of flowers. From yellow to black. Everything but red. But, in the center of this field, the only red flower was there.
A flower that looked like droplets of blood, and seemed to be sent from a God. This flower was named 'Cale', after the savior of all. Cale Henituse.
And that was how the legend, had ended. Afterall, A "Happily ever after"never existed in this cruel world.
I wrote this when I was drunk on sleepiness, I have no idea what's going on. But oh well. Anyway as you can tell, I absolutely cannot write Cale or the ancient powers.
I was also thinking of ending this as a 'It was just a dream, but what type of monster would do that after killing everyone the character loves? Hahaha ha......totally not me-
Anyway, this thing does not make sense. Like how did the dragons (Eruhaben, Dodori, ect...) somehow get curled around Cale's body? So many plotholes, but just ignore them. Hope you enjoyed seeing/reading Cale suffering!
34 notes · View notes
clopehsekkaisasimp · 3 years ago
Text
Anyone else mad at the fact that the translation for totcf changed Alberu's name to Alver?
LIKENDIXKA
Alver Crossman...........why
37 notes · View notes
clopehsekkaisasimp · 3 years ago
Text
do you ever think about how all of percy’s demigod cousins absolutely do not exist on paper other than thalia and jason? like. hazel and nico are from the past, thalia was a tree, and jason was raised by wolves. that’s not even counting the fact that percy was wanted nationwide for murder and terrorism. how do they go anywhere. 
but imagine if they got arrested 
it would probably go somewhat like this 
officer: so you actually don’t have any paperwork so i’m just wondering if i can get in contact with one of your parents? 
nico: literally fuck off 
officer: it says here that you were wanted nationwide for murder and terrorism, and then you were released from those charges, could you tell me how you got released from them? 
percy: yes i murdered the judge 
officer: you what 
officer: so we took your prints and they match perfectly to one of the missing children that beryl grace had 
thalia: i burnt off my fingerprints please tell me how you got my prints 
officer: no you didn’t i have your prints right here 
thalia: those aren’t my fingerprints 
officer: what
the fucking cops finding out that two of the people they have in custody don’t exist, two of them are missing children of a dead movie star, and one of them was wanted for murder and terrorism and was a nationwide criminal
the dude would really go to his superior like “ok so we have 5 kids here… and the least confusing one was wanted for murder and terrorism but somehow got released from those charges…? anyways 2 don’t exist. we ran their prints, there is literally no evidence of them existing, no school papers, government ID, dental… absolutely nothing. the other 2 we think are the two missing children of a movie star, we have records for the girl as late as age 7 and the boy nothing past age 3….”
the dude interrogating them would get so tired so fast 
officer: is it possible that i could get in contact with one of your parents? 
percy: no 
officer, tired of questioning these kids: okay.
jason’s probably trying to do damage control and he is. failing to say the least
percy and hazel cussing out the cop: you motherfucker come back here so we can beat your fucking ass- 
jason: guys please. please stop. why.
-
officer: I need an actual number if you want a lawyer  
nico: fuck off 
jason: nico please stop swearing at the cops 
-
thalia: no you can’t prove those are mine, they could be fake 
jason: thalia, please stop trying to convince the cop that you don’t have fingerprints 
-
jason: percy, percy please. please stop telling the cop about the judge you killed. you didn’t kill any judges 
-
hazel: wanna know where you can shove your damn notepad? right up your a- 
jason: hazel you were suppose to help me not join them please hazel
-
officer: what happened to your first stepfather? because it says here that he just disappeared-  
percy, popping bubblegum: i killed him 
officer: what 
percy: you heard me
-
hades would send ms dodds to play lawyer again and then her and percy would really have an interaction like this
ms. dodds: i’ve murdered a judge before what’s stopping me from killing this one 
percy: haha same 
ms. dodds: what 
nico: don’t look at him. don’t kill the judge, my dad doesn’t want to deal with the paperwork
and that’s not even counting what they have to tell the gods 
zeus: sorry, you what? 
thalia: okay so basically, nico kept telling the officer to fuck off and he asked for a lawyer multiple times but when the officer called the number nico gave him it wasn’t a lawyer, it was a line that conner and travis set up that goes, “haha i fucked your mom” and needless to say the cop did not like that. and then percy convinced the cop that to get out of the murder and terrorism charges he murdered a judge and honestly i’m not sure if he’s telling the truth or not but the cop also did not like that. 
zeus, massaging his temples: okay. and what did you do? 
thalia: i convinced the cop that i had burnt my fingerprints off and we had a 30 minute argument about whether those prints on the paper were mine or not.
4K notes · View notes
clopehsekkaisasimp · 3 years ago
Text
Totcf X Pjo (spoilers for the whole Novel of Tcf)
"What if I told you Greek gods were real?" Percy asked, sitting on the chair. A shiver went down Cale's spine. He had a feeling, that he may have to get involved in this. Even if he wanted to run away from it.
Placing down the cookie he was nibbling on, Cale had a stoic face.
"Tell me more." He said, taking in the appearance of the boy in front of him. It was odd. This boy...he wore modern day clothes. It was a regular black T-shirt, with blue jeans.
Was he like Choi Han? Yes, he definitely was. The way he spoke, and his features. Was he American? Probably. But the thing was, how and what made him go here?
Cale ended up not hearing a single thing, Percy had said.
"Mhmm, so you're saying...Greek gods are real. And you're a child of a god?" Cale asked, only saying the things he had heard. Percy nodded, giving a smile to the red head person I'm front of him.
Cale sighed, and rubbed his temple.  First the White Star, the hunters, and now this? Will the universe ever give him a break?
"And why did you trust this information with me? You don't even know me." A hint of irration, was in Cale's voice. Percy laughed nervously, and scratched the back of the neck.
"Well...I heard that you can get information anywhere. I need your help finding someone."
Cale nodded, of course that was true. He had many things to get information from.
"Aigoo. I'll help you find them, but what can you give me instead?" Cale sighed, more work from him. Can't he even get a break? At least this won't cause a war.
Percy's sea green eyes sparkled in joy. ,
"We'll for starters, if you find Annabeth you'll have many God's support you!" God's? Support me? Cale was afraid that if he had even more gods wanting him. He'll end up never getting his slacker life, and never start that farm.
Percy, seemed confused about his decision but shook it off.
"No thanks, just give me something after I find them." Cale stated, deep in thought. There was no way he would want more gods supporting him. It'll ruin all his dreams, and he'll end up dying from not getting his Slacker life.
Not to mention that that bastard Clopeh Sekka, would even be more convinced he was a God or an Angel sent from them.
"Her name is Annabeth. She's has honey blonde hair, and grey eyes..."
Cale had a feeling that the whole world may be in danger...again.
Someone make this into into fanfic. I must see my favorite characters together. If you do, please tell me! Also I cannot write Cale or Percy 😭 spare me.
37 notes · View notes