#trash of the count’s family

[sweetnsourhearts]

I have thoughts about totcf lifespans

Cause, like, Cale has vitality of the heart right? And the original owner of vitality of the heart lived to be, like, 140. And Cale’s vitality of the heart power is more powerful now (yknow as a product of him fucking stabbing himself). So won’t he live, like, a really long time assuming other things don’t kill him first??

I’m betting anywhere from 160-220 years

Honestly lifespan angst is an underutilized device in fantasy settings. Like the very fact that Choi Han and Raon will outlive all of their companions together already makes me want to cry.

[skylerskyhigh]

I just had a mental image of 40 year old OG Cale, teetering on the edge of a time travel portal that will send him back in time. And he grabs Choi Han and Alver before he falls, yelling "I'M NOT GOING THROUGH THIS ALONE!!"

And they end up back in time, at the start of the novel.

Cale wakes up, confused in his 18 year old body.

Choi Han is back in the village, right before he leaves the forest to find medicine and before the attack on the village.

And Alver wakes up at his desk, paperwork sticking to his cheek and having a small mental breakdown cause "Oh dear nature, where am I? When am I?? Why am I young?? Is this my old office??? Why am i starving?" (It's cause he didn't eat dinner the night before and regression makes him hungry)

Cale and Choi Han meet up- and tried to choke each other because "BITCH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DRAG ME WITH YOU??" "YOU BASTARD BETTER NOT LEAVE ANOTHER SCAR I BROUGHT A KNIFE WITH ME AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!"

Meanwhile, Alver is currently trying to convince his aunt that he's from the future and making preparations to stop the war.

[arcadiamln]

I like to draw Cale as a fox. In this time I wanted to show his interaction with Raon. This kid deserves the sun and butterflies!

[sillydestiny]

Headcanon: Cale Henituse Being Jealous

- Cale, known for his indifferent and nonchalant demeanor, rarely shows his emotions openly. However, when it comes to you, his significant other, he can't help but feel a twinge of jealousy from time to time.

- One of the triggers for Cale's jealousy is when he sees you getting along with others, especially if they happen to be charismatic or attractive. Despite knowing that he's being unreasonable, he can't help but imagine worst-case scenarios in his mind.

- His jealousy is subtle but noticeable to those who know him well. You might catch a fleeting glance in the direction of anyone getting too close to you or sharing a laugh with you. Cale, being the protector he is, can't help but feel possessive.

- It's not that he doubts your loyalty or commitment. Instead, it's an irrational fear of losing you, the one person who has managed to break through his carefully constructed walls.

- When someone flirts with you, Cale's first instinct is to stay composed. However, if it persists, you can see a subtle tension in his jaw, a sign that he's barely containing his irritation.

- Cale's jealousy often manifests as subtle actions, like a tightened jaw or a narrowed gaze. He might pretend to be indifferent, but his observant nature means he notices even the smallest interactions you have with others.

- His jealousy is more pronounced when it comes to people he perceives as a potential threat. If someone shows too much interest in you or seems to enjoy your company a bit too much, Cale's protective instincts kick in.

- He becomes more attentive when other people express interest in you, silently observing and analyzing the situation.

- Instead of confronting the situation directly, Cale tends to distance himself momentarily. He might become quieter or retreat into his thoughts, trying to understand and manage his emotions before reacting.

- Cale, being the meticulous planner he is, often finds himself devising subtle ways to subtly mark his territory.He might pull you into a quiet corner or find subtle ways to touch you, as if to remind everyone (and himself) that you're with him.Whether it's leaving a personal item of his with you or making sure to hold your hand a bit tighter in public, these small gestures are his way of asserting his presence.

- Despite his jealousy, Cale values open communication. If he recognizes that his jealousy is irrational, he will eventually share his feelings with you, albeit in a calm and collected manner. He believes in addressing issues head-on rather than letting them fester.

- Over time, as your relationship with Cale deepens, he learns to trust you more. While his jealousy doesn't vanish completely, he becomes better at managing it, understanding that you chose him for a reason.

In summary, Cale Henituse's jealousy is a nuanced aspect of his personality. It stems from a place of deep care and affection for you, and he navigates it with a mix of subtle actions and open communication, ultimately strengthening your bond.

[wandering-tides]

LSH: Okay, what does A stand for?

KRS: Arson.

LSH: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

KRS: Barson.

CJS: *laughter*

LSH: What stands for C?

KRS: Commit arson.

CJS: Ooooo.

LSH: D!

KRS: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

CJS: *more laughter*

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

Choi Han sees a weird stick in Cale’s hair.

“Oh, wait Cale-nim, let me…” With the slight height advantage, Cale doesn’t actually have a choice but to let the swordmaster do as he wishes.

For moment he fiddles around, trying to grab the elusive, tangled object, when he suddenly feels Cale lean into his hand. He watches with bated breath as Cale closes his eyes.

(‘Ah, I’m so tired that I’m leaning on Choi Han. Aigoo, he must think I’m pathetic.)

Choi Han spends another minute to get the stick out, claiming that it was particularly stuck in his long hair. He burns this memory into his mind while also promising to never tell another soul.

Eruhaben is next. He notices the red head’s soft locks, freshly washed and neatly air-dried with magic. As a dragon, he doesn’t think twice about the temptation, standing from his spot on the couch to test if Cale’s hair is even half as soft as it appears to be.

It is, he learns.

(Cale shivers. Is Eruhaben threatening him? Just in case, Cale bows his head to hide his fearful expression.)

The dragon watches with amusement, thinking that it’s only natural to offer one’s head to a dragon as powerful as him. Until he feels Cale almost… press into his palm absentmindedly. Eruhaben vividly feels the exact moment that his heart melts into a puddle of affection.

He definitely will use this against the bastard next time he has the opportunity.

Oddly, On and Hong figure it out next. Cale is sitting in his usual chair, reading a book with his hair falling into his face picturesquely. On recalls when Rosalyn did her hair up with a pretty pin, making it easy to move around without getting in her face.

On considers if Cale would mind On experimenting a little, immediately coming to the conclusion that he wouldn’t give two shits.

She transforms into her human form and moves behind the chair. Of course, Cale doesn’t bat an eye at her unusual movements. When she gathers his hair up in her hands, he doesn’t miss a beat, leaning back to give her better access. He only changes the angle of his book so he can still read. Hong observes his sister from Cale’s lap with curiosity.

Her upbeat attitude is ruined quickly because she doesn’t know how to braid nor tie up hair, and is missing the necessary bows and pins to do it in the first place. She runs her fingers through his vibrant red hair as she tries to remember what Rosalyn did.

Hong’s eyes go wide. Cale had stopped reading as his sister continued her ministrations, closing his eyes and leaning back, relaxing into his seat. Hong urgently signals for his sister to witness this.

Her eyes narrow in on the sight with a calculating gaze. She changes the way her hands run through his hair, simply running her fingers through and carefully untangling it instead. Cale’s face gradually loses its constant pinch.

(‘Yes, the children should do whatever they want, even play with my hair.’ Cale internally nods to himself.)

On, unlike Choi Han or Eruhaben, tests her limits. She continues her gentle pattern without pausing. After a few minutes, both of the cats hear Cale’s breathing taper away into a relaxed rhythm. On silently makes eye contact with her brother, and they make a secret promise to not make a big deal about this, lest this trick never work again.

They hear Ron before he enters the room and On casually returns to her car form, stealthily and softly landing on Cale’s lap. Ron enters, pausing at the sight of his puppy young master.

Smiling benignly, he darkly assumes that Cale had been so exhausted that he managed to fall asleep in the middle of reading.

On and Hong don’t correct him.

If Cale has an especially bitter lemon tea that night, he doesn’t make a big deal about it. Not when the crown prince calls him soon after it arrives.

He arrives at the palace where the Crown Prince learns of this spreading secret. Cale uses his superior glib tongue to force a frown on Alberu’s exhausted expression, and the exasperated hyung sighs, walking around to the couch where his dongaeng is sprawled. He places a hand on his shoulder, threatening Cale with a high political position if he doesn’t stop doing dangerous things and causing trouble.

Cale shudders and agrees. Alberu smiles at this, his hand moving to ruffle his adorable dongsaeng’s hair.

(Cale sighs, closing his eyes and humoring his affectionate hyung. He leans back, questioning why everyone has been so touchy lately.)

Alberu feels his heart stop and stutter at the fragile sight. Cale looks completely at ease, slumped in the couch cushions and pressing his head into Alberu’s palm like a cat. His lip is quirked up slightly, but Alberu would bet a golden plaque that Cale hasn’t a single idea on what he looks like right now, otherwise he wouldn’t be even half as relaxed as he is right now.

He resembles a lazy cat. He’s being pet whilst lounging, with a content and pleased expression edging on his face. If this goes on long enough, Cale might even fall asleep.

Alberu continues talking without letting his smile leak through into his words, stroking the top of Cale’s head in an absent minded motion.

(Cale ignores the sneaking chill on the back of his neck, too focused on Alberu’s words about the kingdom. The petting is a bit strange, but Alberu is the crown prince, so he’ll allow it.)

As predicted, Cale doesn’t mention it.

After a minute though, Cale starts to frown, beginning to acknowledge the feeling that he’s being scammed somehow.

“Hyung, do you have a headache?”

Alberu acts like a polite and caring hyung, starting to massage Cale’s head.

(Cale frowns more. Something is definitely going on.)

Cale opens his eyes, protesting. “Your highness, my health is perfect at the moment. You, our shining sun, couldn’t possibly-“ Alberu changes from massaging to running his fingers through Cale’s hair.

(Cale sighs, cutting off. It was just a ploy to play with Cale’s hair. He should’ve expected his highness to scam him in this way too.)

Alberu grins when Cale stops talking, looking resigned to his fate. He goes completely limp, and Alberu’s blunt fingernails scratch against Cale’s scalp gently. Cale visibly shudders at the feeling.

(‘Too scary, what if he scratches and draws blood? If Raon finds out, he’s going to feed me soggy apple pie…’)

Alberu preens at finding Cale’s weakness.

On slyly asks Rosalyn to do up Cale’s hair one day- as an experiment- and is extremely pleased when Cale not only agrees, but he closes his eyes and falls asleep soon after the Mage is done gently tugging his hair into place and adorning it with intricate pins and accessories. Choi Han walks in on this scene and threatens Rosalyn to keep it a secret (after melting a bit on the inside). She agrees with a sly smile.

If only Cale knew how everyone was going to use this to scam him in the future…

Eventually the misconception that Cale likes to have his hair played with goes around the entire group. Cale- of course- is completely clueless. He just thinks that everyone suddenly became obsessed with his hair.

Ron is the only one who can’t get Cale to relax. Even Bud somewhat managed it, but Cale stays vigilant no matter what his old butler does. Ron finds his puppy young master to be amusing.

Cale really doesn’t understand what they want with his hair. Do they want his hair?

(He asks Ron for a trim a few days later. Ron only cuts off the dead ends and leaves it neat but long, much to the young masters displeasure.)

[noturfang]

HAHAHAHAHA

[stanhailet]

Lords of other territories: I will be watching each of the princes closely. I will think about the maximum benefit that I can get from each of them and then I will make a choice who to support.

Count Deruth: Oh, how sweet☺️! My son has a new friend! Our family will support him as a contender for the throne.🥰

Other Henituse: *nods in agreement

Yes, yes, I know it wasn't quite like that! But it's so funny, isn't it? 🤣🤣

[willaard]

A lot of people try to make Kim Rok Soo's past as miserable as possible, but I don't think that's true. Not only does he not have the full curse of the White Star, but I feel that it would be more miserable of a life if a reaching hand was always just out of reach.

So, this is my proposal: krs is a child that did not slip through the system. He was helped by it, but every attempt to help failed due to White Star's diluted curse. That is much more tragic in my opinion.

[joylessnightsky]

Cale, picking up important people left and right: It’s an easy fix, really.

Cale, getting involved in historic events and playing a main part in them: Frankly, I just want to be left alone.

Cale, building up an international underground organisation: I want my peace, and that’s all I need.

Cale, uncovering intrigues, betrayals and the truth behind myths: And all I have to do to get that is keep the bad stuff away.

Cale, effectively manipulating more than one continent at once: And the best way to do that is simply making sure it won’t be a problem anymore.

Cale, changing everything about history and establishing himself as unforgettable: That’s all I’m doing - and then I’ll be forgotten and can live in peace.

Cale, bring the thriving force at saving the world: It’s a bit of a twisted path, really, but I avoid responsibility where I can.

Cale, a martyrer with an army ready to save him at any cost within multiple worlds: I’m a selfish trash soon to be living the sweet, sweet slacker life, is what I’m saying.

The entire world: …

Bud: I’m gonna tell him. Somebody should probably tell him, right?

Cale, genuinely oblivious: Tell me what?

Clopeh: You’re a legend, Cale-nim! The legend among legends, the-

Cale: Enough out of you. You’re not as funny as you think. Crazy bastard…

[justanotherpjofan]

I remember reading somewhere that KRS adapted really fast to being Cale, like he just one day opened his eyes as someone else and was completly fine about it.

His only real problem was Choi Han beating him.

And I think that tells us a lot of his nonexistent attachment to his original world and now I'm sad because he felt all alone even when he was a team leader surrounded by his subordinates but with no real connection.

[skylerskyhigh]

Imagine a story where Cale died to WS but he's stuck in a time loop.

Every time he dies, he comes back to the day before Choi Han comes to the territory. Unlike Rok Soo, Cale doesn't have a book that has all the details and clues he needs to accomplish his goal. He went through trial and error to find information and gather the right allies.

For years and years and years, until Cale feels like he's losing his mind

When he manages to kill WS in one regression, he thought it was over. But he woke up and he's back in the beginning.

He doesn't understand WHY.

Wasn't his whole reason for coming back is to kill WS?

Turns out 2 things are at play.

1) He didn't "kill" WS. He only caused WS to reincarnate into another body. So he didn't fulfil his purpose.

2) His soul isn't at rest. In his path of vengeance, he lost sight of who he is. He loves his family, but in his regressions, he never truly bonded with them. He is forgetting his love for them as each regression passes, slowly pushing them away until they're more like strangers instead of family.

Maybe, when Cale was first killed by WS, he invoked some deep rooted power of the Thames. You know, the power of time.

Maybe that's his AP. The power to go back in time until he fulfilled a "goal"

[arcadiamln]

Today is the birthday of my second favorite man -- Ron Molan 😍🥰

I couldn't ignore it and not draw a drawing. Happy birthday, my dear butler)

[sillydestiny]

Cale xFragile Reader♡

Cale Henituse. Despite his own physical weakness, Cale's concern for his wife, who was comparably more fragile, knew no bounds. He made it his utmost priority to always remain by her side, never leaving her alone unless he entrusted the task of guarding her to his trusted comrade, Choi Han. Cale's heart ached with worry over his wife's health, for he had already experienced the pain of loss too many times, and he simply couldn't bear the thought of losing her as well.

A deeply overprotective nature had taken hold of Cale, consuming his thoughts and actions. He would do anything and everything to ensure his wife's safety and well-being. At times, his protectiveness seemed almost stifling, but his intentions were pure and driven by a love so profound that it transcended words. To his beloved, he would affectionately refer to her as "love" or "darling," each endearment a testament to the depth of his emotions.

One day, Alberu, a close friend of Cale's and the crown prince of the kingdom, witnessed a sight that left him in utter shock. He had stumbled upon Cale, calling out to his wife with a face brimming with adoration and a voice overflowing with affection. Alberu had always known Cale as the stoic and aloof individual who had a penchant for sarcasm, but seeing this softer side of him left him truly astounded.

Cale possessed a habit of purchasing gifts whenever he traveled and encountered something that reminded him of his beloved spouse. He cherished these little trinkets as tokens of his love and care, a physical representation of his unwavering devotion. These thoughtful gestures were a testament to the depth of his commitment, the lengths he would go to bring a smile to his wife's face.

One of Cale's favorite moments was when he would find solace in his wife's presence, entrusting himself to her care. He would often fall asleep on her lap, and as she gently ran her fingers through his hair, he would hum a soothing melody. It was in these moments that Cale felt the weight of the world lift off his shoulders, finding comfort and respite from the burdens he bore.

But when it came to protecting his beloved, Cale would unleash his ancient powers without a moment's hesitation. No force or adversary could badmouth or harm his wife without facing his wrath. Cale would tap into the deep well of power within him, unleashing a fearsome and awe-inspiring display, showcasing his unwavering loyalty and fierce protectiveness.

In the eyes of all who witnessed their relationship, Cale embodied the ideal of a protective and devoted husband. His love for his wife knew no bounds, and he would move mountains and defy fate itself to keep her safe. It was a love that surpassed weakness and thrived on the strength of his commitment.

[whathappenedtobees]

Choi Han and Cale fucking people over:

Choi han : How dare you kill the people of my village! I'll kill yous in revenge!!

Cale: I just wanted to be a bitch >:D

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

Cale is pretty shameless.

If he was told by the GoD that he could get 1 billion gallons if he kissed one of his companions, he wouldn’t blush. No. He would start bartering.

“Only a billion gallons? The Crown Prince has offered me more for less. You’re a god, live up to the name. 30 billion for a kiss on the cheek. I’ll even do a knuckle kiss for 20 billion if you feel cheap.”

The Sun God pitches in. “50 billion gallons for a kiss on the lips.”

Cale turns it down immediately. “You think my first kiss is only worth 50 billion gallons? You must think you’re funny. You couldn’t afford my first kiss with your whole religion.”

The GoD interrupts. “85 billion gallons and a heavenly item.”

He clicks his tongue, do they think he’s stupid? “A heavenly item would only draw more attention to me. I want to be a slacker. Use your head.”

Both gods curse. They can’t let him become a slacker, it would ruin everything.

After a minute of thinking, the GoD and the Sun God come to a conclusion. They’re going to cut their losses and take what they can get. “Okay, we’ll buy a kiss on the cheek for 30 billion gallons.”

Cale makes eye contact with them. “50 billion.”

The gods cry out in indignation, but Cale refuses to budge on this.

With a look of defeat, they split the cost and tell him to pick someone to kiss on the cheek.

He chooses Raon. The dragon is very happy with the sudden display of affection, and the gods curse the name Cale Henituse.