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don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing

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Gave him a stop sign

bonus: he hit his head tryna do tricks

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I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

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i like to think anya was a fan of space...before going onto tulpar

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People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

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"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

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(guy who's lost so much and loses more every day) I never fucking lose

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she said she’s a tragedy enjoyer i said oh i’m sure

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OP made the post unrebloggable but said it's fine to screenshot and I'm in love with this

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original by clairetablizo

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Not Perfect

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pokémon game plots will forever be some of the wildest things to grasp for me. a bunch of environmentalists dressing up like pirates actually almost drown the world. oh yeah you can also dress up your pikachu in silly outfits and pick berries for them. jeff bezos creates a death laser using gods to try and destroy france. oh yeah you can also participate in cutsy pageants w your pokémon and yassify your poodle. meanwhile, in hawaii, aliens sent by your girlfriend’s abusive mom are trying to kill everything and many of them look like lovecraftian horrors. have fun surfing on manta rays though. meanwhile, in meiji era japan, you have to battle The Devil from The Bible TWICE because this loser who’s been Just There the whole game has religious trauma and wants to fistfight god. everything wants to KILL YOU and you’re getting paid minimum wage for groundbreaking scientific research. GOD from THE BIBLE gives you an iphone -11 reality is BREAKING NOW GO CATCH 20 BIDOOF AND THREE LAKE SPIRITS

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I, for no reason, wanted to draw hisuian Typhlosion and then added quilava and cyndaquil to match

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Athena: Odysseus is just a really good guy. He's so smart and brave and funny and--

Ares (sighing loudly): I get it!

Athena: If you got to know him, you'd like him too.

Ares: You've been talking about him for FIVE HOURS! At this point, I do know him!

Athena (crossing her arms): You'll see what I mean one day.

(After "one day")

Ares (beside Athena's infirmary bed): Oh my gosh, Athena! You should have been there! He started stabbing Poseidon like (acts it out) and Poseidon was all like "Stop! Ah!" and Odysseus was all like "You never stopped!"

Athena (smirking): Told you that you'd like him.

Ares (gently smooshing her with a pillow): You didn't say he was violent. You should've led with that.

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eurysseus content please 🥺 (where they both like each other)

(Im hungry)

I will probably also post eurysseus content on my page :)

confessions of love (& sin)